Don't you hate crappy names? I do.
(How Not to Make) Allegiances:
PowerClan
Leader:
Butterflystar- Rainbow colored she-cat with eyes that change colors with her mood.
Deputy:
Blondheart-Yellow she-cat that acts like my BFF Iluvedward5938!
Warriors:
Echoingscream: A little cat with a very huge voice that can kill you if you stand too close.
Golddust: Magic fairy cat
Fruitwing: He looks like a fruit and can fly.
Emeraldglow:Black cat who was born with green eyes and got this totally AWSOME NAME!
Ironwill:Gray kitteh that never changes his mind.
Mousebrain: This is dedicated for my former boyfriend! This cat is A STUPID PLAYER!
Harmonystone: A peaceful kitty named because she was a peace little kitten.
Wildmint:OMGZ! THE MINT IS WILD!
Goldenreflection: A black cat with golden eyes. Has a good memory.
Cloudvapor: Has the power to turn to STEAM!
Shimmeringeyes: Has pretty yellow eyes that make you want to cry. :'(
Regalwolf: Was a leader from the minute she was born and killed a wolf when she was four moons old.
Mysterynight: You would like to know, wouldn't you?
Daintywhisker:A pretty, tiny little kit who is also very powerful and pwns all!
Jumpingfrog: Can jump. Like a frog.
Wormkiller: His momma hated him, so he killed her.
Drownedfeather: His fur looks like a wet feather.
Queens:
Mildheart: Friendly cat who never does anything wrong.
Airflower: She-cat who smells like air.
EvilClan
Leader:
Starstar - Has born a leader. An EVIL LEADER!
Deputy:
Clawfang - Evil deputy who tried to kill poor Butterflystar!
Warriors;
Seednose: Light brown cat with a small nose.
Foxheart:Smexy red cat.
Steelmagnolia: Unnaturally strong cat with pink eyes.
Distantheart:His heart is in PowerClan, but he doesn't want anyone to know.
Ebonywhite: Really white cat.
Eclipsedclaw-Gorgeous black she cat with dark blue eyes that appear silvery purple in the moonlight. She has very long, strong black claws. She and her sister Lunarsoul were born the night of a lunar eclipse. (She's the hero!)
Restingthunder: Quiet cat, but very strong.
Sparklefight:She's almost as pretty as Eclipsedclaw!
Stagpride:He's hot and very proud and smexy.
Weaseltongue: He's always saying bad things to people!
Buttertongue:Weaseltongue's sister who likes to eat butter.
Coniferfur: Has prickly fur.
Morninggloryheart: Pretty white cat who is really proud and stuff.
Blankmind: A stupid tom.
Queens:
Kitproducer:Was re-named because she always has kits. Reincarnation of Ferncloud.
Elders:
None because they are evil and KILLED THEM ALL!
Which was your favorite terrible name? Remember, these are based off actually fics I have had the displeasure of reading. :0