Unfortunately Death is not the End
Fandom: Buffy the vampire slayer, Lord of the Rings
Author: vodooman
Rating: PG
Genre: humour, crossover, prompt reply (25crossovers, prompt: heaven)
Characters/Pairings: Dawn, Ent
Any warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Buffy the vampire slayer and Lord of the Rings (movie) and its characters are not mine. I only write fan fiction for funs and entertainment.
A/N: So, I
actually re-watched the part with the ent... in LotR. And... he
really is a little creepy... Well, in any case, this is the second
part to this humour-ish fic. Things are slowly happening here... Dawn
finally meets someone from the LotR fandom...
A/N2: Haven't
decided who the ent is going to be yet... still... undecided if he'll
get a name at all... or if it will be Treebeard.
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She always pictured heaven to be different. Because good people did after all go to heaven after they died... and she was good. Most of the time. Anyway, heaven... maybe more fluffy clouds and definitely less green grass and defiantly less shadows and dark, but here she was...
When she had opened her eyes, the first thing she noted was that she wasn't hurt, unlike the last time she was conscious. Instead she found her clothes bloodstained, and the cause of her 'death' – yes her priceless bag – right next to her.
Darn you really expensive and fashionable bag! It's all your fault!!!
She looked around and noticed that she was lying on a grassy clearing; in a dark forest. She swallowed then. Was she dead? Well, obviously she was, but this really couldn't be heaven right? It just was too dark for that! Was this hell...? Uh-oh!
And then she saw it... One of the trees suddenly moved. Not in the 'wind blows and the branches move' kind of movement. No, it was more of a 'mutant tree is walking' kind of movement!
"Oh my god... the tree just moved..." she stammered. With that the large and tall tree started moving into her direction, making her back off and try to crawl away.
"Tree?!" asked the creature with a deep and slow voice. And when it talked, her eyes widened.
"Oh crap on a cracker... The tree just talked!" yelled Dawn, truly shocked. She knew demons... she could deal with demons... but talking, walking trees??!
The tree-like creature, moved swiftly for its height, Dawn mused with horrors. And then it came and stood right before her, grabbing her by the waist and pulling her up. He talked, really slowly, while he continued to walk through the darkened woods with her. "I'm no tree... I'm an Ent."
Dark, scary forest? Moving, talking trees? Where the hell was she now?!