Gaara's mistake and Naruto's woe or how I learned to stop worrying and love the monster girls. "Dattebayo!"

Chapter 4: What a long strange Journey.

Hyuga district

Naruto laid on the ground, fat, dazed , exhausted, and properly does not know who he is or where he is but he knows one thing; He won.

'Ha-Ha, I w-won B-bushy brow-w!" *pukes* "oh man" His friends embarrassingly look at the man of the hour at his greatest moment. As the victory consumes him he take a nap before the big school day tomorrow.

Well lets carry him to bed

Are you kidding I am not touching him!

JUST DO IT, IT COUNTS AS S-CLASS MISSION!

I will carry Naruto-san to his bed, he bested me , I admire his testament of youth!

If I can't carry Naruto to his bed than I will have do 100 pus.. JUST SHUP AND CARRY HIM THERE!

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"huh?, where I am?" Why do I feel different? Is it me or I am I taller? Naruto wakes up from his bed to find he is in a different room than his own "huh?! Where the hell I am?!

He looks outside from the window of room and blinks several times before he finally figured where he was "WHAT I AM DOING IN HOKAGE 'S PLACE ?!"

*Knock* *knock* "Rokudaime!" a voice behind the door called "are you alright?! Do you need anything?! Naruto in his confuse state walk over to the door and carefully open it up to just see two Konoha Jonin standing there as if awaiting orders after along pause he reply "nah uh I am alright!"

Naruto then snap into reality after what they have just call him "wait, what did you just call me?" "huh Rokudaime? You sure your all right? "you're c-calling me the six Hokage?

"well yes that is you're title Naruto-sama" oh god I am the Hokage!? I-I don't know how this happen.... BUT THIS A DREAM COME TRUE!! Naruto gave his signature grin

"hehehe sorry I just woke up, sometimes I forget who I am heheh" "well ok Naruto-sama will be on the end of the hallway if you need us" "ok cool, but just call me Naruto,

Naruto sama its to formal for me Heh" Or just the super cool Hokage !

Naruto look around the Hokage's room which was now his to enjoy. Naruto jump from corner to corner checking every nookand crannied of the room until a red coat caught his eye "wow! My own Hokage's cloak" the coat was red with black flames on the bottom, in kanji arose the back read 6thHokage "HAHA this is soooo awesome!"

Naruto was too excited to be stuck and contain in the room he took his Hokage cloak and ran towards the window open and leaped out to get good prospective of the Village he commanded and protect, he jump down to be greeted by Chunins and Genin passing bye "its great to see admires!" as he pass by many shops that greeted him he could feel himself tear up as his long sought dream came true, he was respect.

As he walk towards the center of village he reflection caught his eye on one of the shop windows as he thought he was taller, but also his hair was longer he was the spitting image of the 4th except for the whiskers *gerrr* he stomach growled "Shit, I need some food!, hehe I know just the place!" Naruto could see the fable bane of his hunger "HAHA Ichiraku Ramen! I can't wait!" "there he is girls!" a voice shouted out

"Huh?" the blond turned around the see a endless wall of girls in the distance before a blink of a eye they all surrounded him "Uh, Hi? Can I help you girls? As he nervously chuckle "Naruto-sama" one of the girls shyly spoke out "we notice ever since you became Hokage you been single , the first bachelor Hokage!" huh?! OK the thought race trough his mind

"Naruto-sama" another voice spoke out "you will need good wife!"

Then another voice "you need some good loving Naruto-sama!" Naruto's face went blank with a heavy blush, what the hell?! "Naruto-sama make us yours!" and just then the crowd swarm towards the helpless blond

"wait whats the going on?! Naruto-sama echo trough the crowds among other phrases that made the blond 's blood boil in embarrassment "oh crap! how do I get out of this time?! I know! I will use an old favorite! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" multiple clones jump above helping the original out of the crowds, a few clones weren't so lucky (or very lucky) as the sea of girls capture the clones teared their clothes off a few puffs were the final results of them.

As Naruto ran way the girls made several comments and gestures that made him reconsider coming back to them "Damn it pervysage! I spent to much time with you!" he covered his ears and close his eyes while yelling "Shut up, shut up! can't hear you girls la-la-la-la!!!"

Naruto jump into a near by bush to hide for cover as the mob of Nymphomaniacs ran pass him. "Oh god how I am my going protect the village if they keep attacking me in whole different way?! Why me! And I am still hungry!" Naruto in confuse state did not sense the presence of another Ninja hiding in the very same bush

"hey kid whatcha doing?! Your ruing the plot for my new upcoming volume!"

"Huh?" Naruto look at the white hair spiky Sannin who turn him into the super pervert that he is today "pervy sage!" "shh I don't want to get caught doing my research, but what I do need you to do is to surrender yourself to those woman now! it's a great story!

"what the hell is wrong with you?! "He is right Naruto" another voice spoke

He turn around the see a big gray hair man witha mask covering his mouth

"Kakashi-Sensai?!"

"Yo, Naruto" as he pulled up a small orange book "I really do need some new reading material, and this Harem idea sounds very interesting!"

"E Tu, Sensei?" "but if you really do want to end it why don't you just wake up?"

"huh?" "school starts in a few hours Naruto, so wake up" "NARUTO WAKE UP!"

Naruto's Room

"HUH?! Naruto stood up from his bed, "Yo, Naruto!" Kakashi appear outside the window Naruto still in his half sleep states snaps at him "W-what do you want, you perv!" The mask man was take back by the comment "Whoa, easy! Where did that came from?"

Naruto was embarrass in what he just said "sorry, sorry, just sorry" chuckle nervously

"Ok, anyway You're going to be late for school, it will take a hour for us to reach the destination the Kazekage sent us to come, and school starts in 3 hours, so get moving and meet me at the Gate entrance" Kakashi pause "oh and Naruto" "ya?" "That comment really hurt"

Naruto got up to get all the prepared ninja equipment and get dress in the strange attire that was sent 3 days earlier; brown slacks, A green jacket and red tie. "whoa, there no way I am wearing a tie!" Naruto got to his mirror to check himself out He did not button his jacket, he left it loose, as he said he did not wore his tie he although kept the headband on his forehead but remove the Konoha metal plate as instructed by Gaara not to wear any Village attire as it may attract deadly attention and they are school ban too.

Konoha Village Entrance

Naruto and the rest of Konoha11 appeared along with Hokage, Temari, Shikamaru and a few sand Ninjas were outside the Great Gate

"Hey Naruto! You're finally up!" Kiba waved Naruto in "that a nice getup you got there Naruto" Neji comment "Ya well I am not all happy about the school uniform" , "well Naruto the uniform does look on you" Sakura joining the conversation, Naruto blush "Ya I always knew this uniform look good on me" he chuckle loudly "So Naruto, what took you so long? Kakashi returning from the location Shikamaru and Temari where standing

"uh I got lost on the road of life?" Naruto jokingly replied The mask man blink a couple of times and pause before smiling at him "Good answer" a two voices shrike from a distance as cloud from village race towards Naruto's location "WAIT, WAIT!"

"Good where here on time and in 9.1 sec earlier than expect Lee! Good job!"

"Thank you Gai-sensei! Without you I could never have made it in time to see Naruto-san off" Gaiin his green spandex jumpsuit jumped to give his nice guy pose "Lee if you believe in yourself you can do anything withor with out me!" Gai-sensei! Lee!

As they embrace in meaningful hug that freak everyone watching, even after many, many years they could not get use to it.

"ugh?" Naruto broke the silence, Lee peaked at Naruto's new attire from the corner of his eye and rush towards Naruto "Naruto-san, t-this G-Green jacket!" "huh!" "GREEN IS THE TESTEMENT TO YOUTH TO SHOW YOUR CLASSMATES! THAT YOU ARE KOHANA'S PROUD BLOND GREEN BEAST!" I am so proud of you Naruto-san I am so proud to be your friend right now! Lee lean over to give Naruto and embracive Hug

Guh, I really want to leave now! Please help me! I really want to leave now! !

Meanwhile Naruto broke free from the nightmare hold long enough to wave his friends good bye….

"Be careful out there dummy!" "show them what a Konoha Shinobi can do!"

"…." "WHOO HOO Naruto beat the hell of them you dumbass Ha-Ha!" FAREWELL NARUTO! STAY ALIVE BECAUSE MY LEE NEED HIS RIVAL !"

"YOSHI MAY THE SPIRTIT OF YOUTH HELP YOU ON YOU'RE JOURNEY BLOND GREEN BEAST OF KONOHA!" "Good bye Naruto, make sure you write to us when you have spare time ok?" while the other wave there good bye A set of lavender eyes watch as he go again for a second time *sight* "come on Naruto lets go" "yes Kakashi-sensei!" he started to grin as they met up with Shikamaru, Temari and the escort.

"Hey Naruto, ready to go? cuz its really troublesome to hear all the commotion"

"Ya I am good" "Hello again Naruto" Tamari spoke to the blond "Oh hey Tamari, huh?

Where is Gaara? "he is with Kankuro at the location, you know that must be a new uniform, its lot different from ours when we went there mmm oh well" "come on lets go"

Damonrein city

Hour Later

"Wow, this city is huge!" Naruto scream at top of his lungs "Yes, this country is know to be highly industrialized, relaying on many advance technology and automobiles and self propelled flying machines" Kakashi explain

"Although I don't much care for the excessive rain periods, to damp" plus the city name creeps me out "demon rain?" Temaricomplained. They later met up with Kankuro and a familiar pervy sage at bar near a black tunnel. "Pervy sage! "well if it inst the "Number One Loudest, Unpredictable, Hyperactive Knuckleheaded Ninja of Konoha" as the big sannin shook the blonds head "Ready to go to school knuckle head? "ugh the word school still creeps me out" "Kankuro, where Gaara?" Temari wonder what happen to him "well there was a earlier stop when we got here so Gaara decide to take a heads up at the school" "Ha-Ha, I did not Know Gaara was so eager to fight, man this is going be fun!" Naruto chucked and grin.

It started to rain all of the sudden; a cold chill filled the air, but it wasn't the rain or cold.

All of Ninja started to stand perfectly still has a mysteries bone chilling aura filled small yellow bus entered the scene. The bus eerily made its way to Naruto's location, the aura of the bus sent chills down Naruto's spine. The Bus door swung open, The Driver smoking cigar Looked at Naruto with piercing glowing eyes hiding behind pure darkness.

"Are you Naruto Uzumaki? boy" The frighten blond Ninja started stammering "Y-yes"

"Good, come right in, watch your steps please" Naruto took his first step and half-hearty wave at his friends good bye for a final time. As he got on the bus "the driver inform Naruto "Hold on its going to be a bumpy ride Fufufu" a gave a soft evil chuckle

Why do I feel like on a bus ride to hell?!

Author's final thoughts:Well Naruto On short bus to hell, by hell I mean youkai academy, where the crossover characters will finally meet!