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"Itachi, I don't know this village." Itachi smirked.

"Then go get a map." He teased. Kisame scoffed.

"I don't need a map."

"Then stop complaining."

"I'm not complaining."

"If you got a map…" Kisame cut him off.

"I would look stupid."

"You would know what's in this village."

"You would too."

"I'm the one who's leading the way."

"I think the others are lost too."

"We have the whole day to search for Sakura. Then, we'll meet up outside of the gates right after sunset."

"I need sake."

"Then go get some."

"You don't need help?"

"I think I can handle Konoha ninja by myself." He said. Kisame nodded and walked away. Itachi was keeping a low profile, He disguised himself as a young, blonde-haired man. Many girls were staring at him and giving him lust filled looks. He felt disgusted with what the young women of this village had become. He was glad that Sakura hadn't become something like this. He passed Ichiraku and found the Kyuubi boy eating.

"This is really amazing!" Naruto said as he slurped more ramen down his throat. His friends chuckled.

"Naruto, don't eat too much. You have to meet with Tsunade-sama later." The one with the Chinese buns said. Her friend to her right shook his head.

"He'll do anything for his Ramen." Neji said. He saw Itachi from the corner of his eyes.

"Hey, do you guys know what that guy is?" Neji whispered to his friends. They all looked toward Itachi, who seemed to be talking to someone else they didn't know.

"Whoa! He's hot!" Ino said. Shikamaru rolled his eyes.

"Ino, he's probably way older than you."

"I don't care! Older guys are always the hottest!" Ino said again. Soon, the two men were walking toward her. She screeched in her head.

"Hey, yeah." The one with the black hair said. Tenten, Ino, and maybe Hinata, almost fainted when he spoke.

"Y-y-y-eah…?" Ino stuttered. Deidara smirked.

"I'm Yuki and this is…" He said, looking toward him.

"Fuji." Itachi said. They all squeled.

"What can we do for you?" They asked.

"We're looking for someone."

"A girlfriend?" Ino purred, pushing her chest up slightly and her stomach smaller.

"No, a friend. We can't find her, we were hoping someone like you might've seen her, un." Deidara said.

"What does she look like?" Tenten asked, a bit more serious.

"We were actually going to ask if you could help us look for her." Itachi said. Ino squealed.

"Yes! Of course! We would love to help you!" Ino said, running up next to Itachi and clinging to his arm.

"What about you two?" He said, holding out both his hands to Hinata and Tenten. They blushed.

"O-of course." Tenten said. Hinata just nodded. Deidara smirked and looked to the guys.

"And any of you?" He asked. They all scoffed.

"No way." Kiba said. They all nodded in agreement. Itachi and Deidara smirked.

"That's fine." They said, walking away with the girls trailing their every move.

"I didn't get a good vibe from those guys." Naruto said. Kiba nodded in agreement

"Yeah, they look like total bastards." He said.

"I didn't see anything wrong with them." Neji said. Kiba chuckled.

"You're a bastard yourself, so I wouldn't say anything." Kiba said laughing. Naruto laughed with him and high-fived each other. Neji glared at him.

"Shut up before I seriously hurt you." He threatened. Kiba gulped and nodded quickly. Neji had a smug smirk plastered on his handsome face.

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"So, can you describe this girl to us?" Tenten asked. Deidara smirked.

"It shouldn't be too hard to find her, she has pink hair." Ino gasped.

"That girl!?" She almost yelled in surprise. Itachi nodded.

"You know where she is?" Ino nodded.

"Yeah, b-but, she's suppose to be in jail right now" Ino said. Itachi and Deidara looked at each other.

"Jail?" They asked. The girls nodded.

"S-s-sakura, rig-ght?" Hinata stuttered. Deidara smiled slightly.

"That's her." Ino raised an eyebrow.

"How do you know her? They say she's a criminal and she doesn't come from this village, besides, her friends hurt me." Ino said, sounding snobby. Itachi glared at her but she didn't notice.

"She's not a criminal. Just tell us where they are keeping her." Itachi threatened. Ino's eyes widened and she got scared and pointed toward the tower below. Itachi knew that there was a hidden cell there, for the worst kind. But he never thought Sakura would be there. Deidara smirked.

"Heh, Thanks, yeah." Deidara said, knocking them out and 'POOFING' them home. Itachi sighed.

"I would've just left them in a dark alley and killed them" Itachi said. Deidara chuckled.

"They were cute, yeah. But I didn't really like the blonde one." Itachi smirked.

"She's your long-lost sister." He teased. Deidara glared at him.

"Shut up, yeah." Deidara said. Itachi didn't say anything, but walked toward the Hokage tower.

"Hey, Wait for me, yeah!" Deidara yelled, trying to keep up with Itachi.

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Sakura had a huge headache when she woke up. She felt very weak all over, her eyes were very droopy and she felt like she would just pass out on the spot. She didn't even realize where she was. The room started to spin and soon she felt arms wrap around her and the last thing she saw was red eyes…

'Itachi-nii…' She thought before passing out.

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