Gaara's mistake and Naruto's woe or how I learned to stop worrying and love the monster girls. "Dattebayo!"

Chapter 9 Clubs and Pups Pervert News

Arrooooo! A pack of wolfs hallooed. It was night, Gaara laid quivering in his bed awake.

Anyway…

"it's a dark leaky room, for all of you who don't know it's the Youkai academy's sports storage area" ahhhh! another voice echo across the room "the more I struggle the tighter the ropes hold on to me!"

"I suppose you're wondering why I am here?"

"Yeah like I am the kind of person who likes getting beating up by bunch of girls after being frame! And tossed onto a dark room tied up And for what?! For a girl?!"

"Moka is pretty beautiful girl but that's not the point"

"if your wondering Why am I here, well let me tell you the story how it all happen…"

"what the hell are you taking about just…!"

Yesterday

"yeah!" Naruto started his morning training with the jumping jacks and stretches. Meanwhile Gaara walked outside the arena to set his stuff out. He gave a big sigh as he pulled out a thin square sheet piece of fiber "oh ha! Yeah!" he jump up and down. I can't wait whoo!

"Naruto" he walked over to the blond "Like I said today were going train you to develop A Ultimate Ninjutsu of your own, but first you need to have know and understand the two Chakra controls techniques: Physical and spatial recomposition" "Physical…Spatial…And recomposition?" "what the hell is that all about"

"ugh Naruto discipline yourself, if you really want to be a great Ninja someday you have to learn what your doing" "hehehe fine we do it your way" "ok for example your Rasengan, so far from what I have seen from your usage it does not require the Physical recomposition to be a formidable Jutsu but its needed it if you want to surpass it to the next level"

"so all I Need to do is apply Physical recomposition and I could surpass the Rasengan?" "in theory yes but you will need a lot of time and training it might take a decade or more" "WHAT!? DECADE?! I DON'T HAVE THAT KINA TIME!"

"I know Thats why you need to use your Multi Kage Bunshin to achieve the training" "clones huh? What do you mean?"

"Ok I'll Demonstrate, make as many clones as you can" "alright Multi Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" at least 100 clones stood eagerly awaiting orders "Ok now what?" He gasp"Tell your clones to defeat me, but you leave the arena" "ehhhh fine ok" Naruto casually walked out he headed near the gym to wait.

"Ok ready Gaara?" one of the clones stepped forward Gaara stood there and immediately

Sands shifted around him "Ultimate Absolute Defense: Shield of Shukaku!" a small replica of Shukaku appeared before him.

Meanwhile Naruto stood waiting he was very Impatient Man whats Gaara up to! letting all my clones have all the fun! "Uzumaki-san!" The familiar voice of his Dizzy homeroom teacher approach "oh Nekonome-sensei?" He Instantly notice another teacher beside her she had shoulder length brown hair, glasses and a beauty mark on her cheek, his math teacher Ririko-sensei.

"Hello Nekonome-sensei, good morning" he said cheerfully he then glared at his math teacher "eh Ririko-sensei…"

"aw Naruto-kun, are their still bad blood between us? I just wanted to teach you so you don't have stay in summer school come at the end of this semester." That won't be until Month and a week away He growled mentally

Last week a whole comical conflict irrupted between her and Naruto, she hurt Moka and Gaara.

Naruto still has not forgiven her …

"Good Morning Naruto…ugh what are you doing up so early?" "Ugh all just my morning exercise!" he demonstrated by stretching "Hehehe so ya"

A image suddenly hit Naruto's thoughts I defeated Gaara?

"uh Excuse me Sensei I -I got to go!" he jogged towards the forest and quickly dash towards Gaara's location "he is so full of energy and enthusiasm, He will fit well in many of today's sport clubs" Meow

"My, my, my he is also a good fighter and…student" she cackled.

I can't Believe it…He beat my ultimate shield…I was leaning towards the other outcome in my favor. Gaara laid on the ground his sand surrounding his body "Gaara!" He came running and stop before gasping to air "I..I.. my clones beat you .. I mean I beat you !" Gaara got up "so you saw.." "I mean its like I was there!"

"its what separates Kage clones from ordinary clones" "ah Yeah!…wait I don't get it" The Kage gawked at him "please...tell me your kidding" The blond stood idle his response was uh.

"Kage clones have the ability to experience and learn, and after they dispel the original user will have its knowledge" "really wow that cool!" "yes and for each clone its one extra experience, two clones that's twice the experience" "So if I had a hundred clones that's hundred experience!?" Gaara nods

"Here" Naruto is handed a square sheet of fiber "huh, whats this"

"To surpass the Rasengan I am going to teach you how to Manipulate the Nature of your chakra" "my…chakra nature? " "there are at least five primary natures that will affect chakra"

"five types…that's all?" "Fire, Wind, Water, Lightning and Earth coincidentally they gave the names of five great countries"

"wow…Nice to know" he said with a lackluster face. "Everybody's chakra fits in one of those elements…for example you're sensei Kakashi Hatake" "Ehh? Kakashi-sensei?" "He use the chidori, it's a raiton Jutsu; Lighting base"

"ok that's good and all but whats all that have to do with this damn piece of paper?!" "Channel some of you're chakra into it, the end result will tell your nature type"

"okay" he focused and waited "Ha!" the piece of fiber split in half "it…ripped in half" Gaara smiled "you're lucky Naruto, your affinity with Wind something I Know a lot about"

"wind…hehehe I guess I hit the jackpot you being the Kazekage you're going to teach me some super cool jutsu right?" he grin "Yes, whatever I can so long you don't kill me in the crossfire"

"ok lets start"

"wind…with the ability to cut and sever anything it will serve you well in battles"

"here" the red head handed him a ordinary tree leaf.

"ugh…a leaf?" He looked puzzled "place the Leaf firmly between you're palms Cut it using only your chakra until you successfully cut it completely in half" "Ok got it"

"like I said about clones experience, you will use Kage Bunshin during you entire Training" "Ok how many should I make?" "well since I know first hand how much energy you have…Lets use the entire tree line surrounding the area"

"Hehehe I like how you think Kage no jutsu Bunshin!" All Naruto's clone struggled and succeeded all except there real knuckle head.

Outside the school gates many students pass by almost every male goggling the two reining school beauties the little witch malicious attacked any bystander who flirted with Moka as she belong to Uzumaki and Sendo.

"Do You think creepy Gaara is keeping his promise teach my Naruto a new trick or jutsu as you call it?" The Succubus slandered.

"Of course Gaara-san is the best! I bet he will teach Naruto-san the most super cool jutsu! After a long sweaty training they both will come to me and Moka and we will have the most incredible se…mhuuf!"

"Yukari-chan! Please! Don't say such vulgar things"

"ahhhh! Damn clones, almost all of them cut the damn…bah! but me" "it will take some time Just take it easy for now" You will have to do the impossible to achieve control blandly told him.

"Naruto! Darling!" the succubus glided only to be smacked by a bronze pot collapsing on to the ground "owie"

"Not this time! Desu!" "Naruto-kun, Gaara-san good morning" "Hello Moka, Yukari and…wench Good morning" "Oh…hey guys Moka-san Yukari-chan and….Kurumu-chan…argh" the ninja struggled and plummeted on top of the down succubus.

"Naruto!" Moka gasped "oh Naruto I knew you would take the lead! But lets go to my room first, Yahoo-ahoo!" she said in ecstasy

"He fainted!" "Naruto are you all right?" "Need…ramen…" he suggested faintly.

Typical

Homeroom class

"well then everyone settle down" the dizzy teacher spoke Naruto filled with the good stuff that is ramen he still felt the need to lay his head on his desk I want…need to learn that damn jutsu…bring Sasuke….be…Hokage SNAP! A loud crack of the ruler on the podium

"Uzumaki-san! Please refrain from sleeping in my class, why can't you be enthusiastic like you were this morning" Naruto lifted his head his left hand holding it for support err That's because I had propose before my life came crashing down!

"Ok class as you all know The academy's main goal is to learn to coexist with humans and the simple way to train Monsters to adapt in human society is to take in club activates!" Meow!

I wonder if there any safe clubs Gaara pondered I want Naruto to join the swim club so he can bask as I show myself in a bikini Yahoo! And one upping Moka in the battlefield of love is a plus! Kurumu scheme I really want to see my potential Lovers in hot bathing suits Desu! Yukari drooled I just want to be with Naruto and everybody else… Moka Hope. I wonder if there's a Ramen club Naruto Really Hope.

"everyone please visit as many groups as you can and decide which club you want to join!" "class dismiss! Also please be sure to visit the News paper club That I am advisor for!!"

The group of five soon entered a crowded hallway bustling with different clubs

"Just what the hell wrong this clubs!?" Naruto shouted "just…Interesting" Gaara commented a little green in the face.

As they past through the activates stands Moka and Kurumu were bombardment with many invites, The Phantom Photographers ask for nudes, The chemistry club wanted make love potions with them and other weird clubs insisted on them to join. They rushed outside "damn who know they could be so creepy" Naruto wailed "Like I said Interesting" "Too many clubs want Moka-san! Desu!"

"and the constant flirting! Can't they see that I am Naruto's soon to be wife?!"

Since when I did I agreed to be her husband?! I won't make it pass Boyfriend if she keeps suffocating me those massive glories….No Shut up!

"lets just join a club we could all enjoy" At least she's got the right safe idea Grumble "Naruto-kun.."" was that Moka-san?" "I haven't drank in awhile so can I?" "oh crap" Capuchuuuuu!

Safe ideas! Not a safe person! "Moka! Get off my Naruto!" the irate succubus pushed the defenseless vampire out the way. She grabbed Naruto and comforted him the only way she can Mhuuf! She killing me again! Dattebayo! "you idiot wench your suffocating him again" the sand dragged Naruto out the soft death grasp "ugh thanks Gaara"

"Oh Sorry darling got carried away" Man they are out to get me! I swear! It would be better if we split off for a while Naruto sought a safe way out "you know how about we all search on our own for clubs and then meet up at the plaza" This will keep me safe for a while Gaara approach him.

"Naruto…If there's a Ramen related club or any silly related interest of yours" he dramatically pause "I'll kill You if you join" he said in deep cold harsh tone

"ehhhh!" Naruto cried, the three girls too shivered at the whim.

"but darling I don't want to leave you!" Kurumu jumped towards "Not again!" Naruto perform several hand signs and in a swirl of leafs he was gone only for The succubus to land on her face.

"I think we should let Naruto be alone for a while…He needs to have his space after all" Moka defended his choice

"Maybe it was because of the constant ostentatious flirting attempts from a certain big breasted Airhead, Naruto-san would've stayed Desu"

"Yu-ka-ri-chan!" A malevolent voice spoke from behind her, the Killing aura was dominate in the area. "ouchie!! The buxom girl pulled her cheeks

"What was that?! Flat chested brat!?" "you big boob cow!" The two fought off in the distance while Gaara and Moka complaint before leaving a different path.

As they walked over to some more club booths Naruto made his way to the Martial arts section either to get away from Moka's Hunger, Kurumu's Hug of death, Yukari's perverted persuasions or Gaara's lecturing.

Meanwhile Naruto now safe his Curiosity lead him to large mob of spectators.

"Come one come all to witness The Youkai Karate club Demonstration challenge!"

At a platform three club members appeared, A Second year member walked over to the crowds "is there anybody here I doubting the power of Karate?!" The crowd cheered as he stood front of a stack of twenty gravestones.

"oh great whats this guy selling?" he muttered "Hai-Ya!" He hand chop the whole stack right down to the middle. "Whoa!" the other boys in crowd the commented "The Karate clubs always give kick-ass public demonstrations!"

"SO What?! Big deal!" a blatant voice spoke out from the crowd. The mob suddenly went silent.

"oh this guy is dead" "what a stupid loudmouth" "does he have a death wish?" few comments sprang out from the spectators. "who was that?!" the spiky hair second year member desired the brave fool who spoke out against the club. The crowd quickly disperse leaving Naruto exposed in sight. He stood there with his arm cross glaring at the Second year.

"You…Blond whisker boy" He smiled "I take it you want a challenge to prove yourself better?" Naruto grinned "hehehe I can beat anything you give me"

"ok then lets see if you can break my record of twenty, Blondie" He smirked

"gladly hehehe" Naruto quickly jumped on the platform where the challenge awaited him.

Twenty-three tombstones were stack Naruto took aim and hit devastating the stack completely disintegrating the stones and denigrating the club member.

Damn, this blond is much more than meets the eye "ha yeah!" Naruto cheered as the crowd went wild.

"hey I got a proposition for you" The ninja turn to face the member "yea what?" he said smugly "I want to fight ya, if you beat me I give you full membership to my club and give you fifty-thousand yen and if you lose you to have clean my club room for a week and pay me one hundred thou yen" He laughed content on his secure victory "you're on!"

They both took their battle stance on the stage at the crowd roared.

"say before we start I want to know you're name"

"My name Naruto Uzumaki, the guy whose going to kick your ass!"

"hehehe Good spunk, I am second year lieutenant of the Karate club, Haji Miyamoto!"

Haji Quickly sprinted to give Naruto a heavy kick to his ribs Naruto parried blow Damn this guy's kick… The Karate lieutenant saw a opening grappling the ninja's arm and flipping him on his backside Damn! Naruto quickly got to his side and sent a low kick towards Hajji's torso "oh no you don't" He blocked and grabbed Naruto's foot tossing him in the air.

The Karate member ready himself with hand chop as the Ninja descended back down. "Hai-ya!" Crack! gah! The devastating blow set its mark. Poof! only a log stood in place.

What the..! "Down here!" "huh?" Oooft! Naruto send spinning kick at Hajji's backside. He rivaled in pain as he went down Naruto took the opportunity to grapple his shoulder and toss the second year on his back. Naruto has done the unfeasible to prospective of the crowd "The boss! H-he got b-beaten! By that blond guy!?"

"Haji Miyamoto undefeated in 86 matches! He got beaten!"

"Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!"

The crowd cheered their new champion. Naruto gave them a his signature goofy grin "yo!"

Naruto walked off happily with his frog wallet Gamma-chan fat "who looks good when their chubby? you do Gamma-chan!" Naruto said a baby voice

"hey Uzumaki…you beat me and you use somekinda magic trick to do it" a tall figure approach from behind cracking his fist. "yeah so" Naruto responded smugly "A boarder being beat me in combat…You know some would see that as disrespectful and Humiliating to the Youkai Karate club" they stared at each other, none of them wink once. "…and so?" he responded.

Haji let out a big friendly grin "but not me" He gave a friendly slap to Naruto's shoulder.

"your all right Naruto I'll be honor to have you in club, In fact I want you as my sparing partner" "hehehe thanks I'll be happy to train with yo.."

"Naruto-san!" The little witch approach the two "huh Yukari-chan?" "I was in crowds! I cheer for you, didn't you hear me!" "hehehe sorry Yukari-chan thanks for the encouragement" "and who might you be little lady?" Haji bend down to her face level

"I am Yukari Sendo…Naruto's girlfriend Desu"

the statement put a shock of horror in Naruto's face.

"Naruto, I didn't think of you as a lolicon" "no..! she lying I am just her friend"

"oh…that's too bad…cause" he immediately picked up girl as if a play doll

"kya! Hahaha your little girlfriend soooo cute!!" "Put me down!" "Desu!" "Gah so creepy Desu!" "Lucky Naruto! she's so adorable! "

"What the hell?! Is that!? You're the real Lolicon!!" Naruto angrily pointed fingers.

"With the cute witch Cosplay hat and cape sooo innocent!" "Weee" Haji squealed in delight

"Hey!" he elbow the perverted lolicon in the ribs forcing him to drop her.

"hey! Just what the fuck is wrong with you?!" he carried the little witch behind him"I am sorry! She just soooo cute!" the karate student blush.

"you know what?! this is just too creepy Forget about the club I decline!" The blond Ninja carried Yukari off away

"hey wait!" Damn he would have been a good addition too.

After running a safe distance from the lolicon Naruto and Yukari headed out to the plaza.

Both Gaara and Moka were spotted. "Moka-san, Gaara! Find any clubs?" they both sigh and nod in disappointment "Just clubs after clubs full of perverts, I wouldn't feel safe with them" Moka pouted "in other words nothing that means a safe haven for any person….Naruto…" He pause "you better have not join a ramen related club" a evil aura surrounded the area. "

Gah no! ehhhh I-I came to the same problems perverts! nothing but perverts!" "lolicon perverts! Desu!" The young witch added latching onto Naruto's right arm.

"speaking of perverted People, where's that wench Kurono?" "hey yeah where is Kurumu-chan?" "right here honey!" Standing behind him was The succubus in all her glory in yellow bikini.

"gah! Kurumu-chan why are y…Muff!" She gave him yet another dose of her death hug "Kurumu let him go!" Moka charge towards her as well as The little witch with her wand and Gaara with his sand pull Naruto out. "Not this time! Yahoo!" She grew out her wings from her back as she carried the helpless Ninja to the sky in the distance. "Kurumu where are you taking Naruto!?" "to the swim club, meet ya by the pool" she yelled.

Naruto's muffed screaming could be heard in the distance.

Swim club Youkai School Pool

The pool area was filled life and enthusiasm, many of the boys from school of all years played and fondled with the swim club's beauties a all female club so far.

"Why are we doing her Kurumu?" Naruto ask trying not to stare at the buxom bikini clad girl. If pervy sage was here he would probably write several novels from this experience alone

"why do you think we're here? I want to show my Naruto my perfect figure…" she pulled Naruto towards her soft chest obvious to the fact she was suffocating him.

Sweet soft embrace of death!

"need no more to fantasize about me in a bikini…Your dream has already come true" "aren't I sexy?" "aren't I sexy?" she repeated as she rubbed her breast up and down

By the end of the day he will be mine yahoo!

Magic! Oooft! the bronze pot made its mark on the bewildered Succubus letting go of Naruto. In her confuse state fell backwards on the pool area creating a small splash.

The little witch appeared in a swimsuit of her own. "Heh thanks Yukari" She glommed on Naruto. "Naruto, Since were here lets go swimming!" "wha! I can't ugh I don't have swim trunks yeah that's it!" Much to Yukari's disappointment

"oh you don't need to" a aqua hair beauty in a bikini and sarong

approach them. "we have spare swimming attire won't you join us?" she ask seductively

Naruto couldn't help but blush "uh sure I guess" "by the way, I am swim club captain Ichinose Tamao" "oh I am.." "Naruto Uzumaki" "you know my name?" "oh I had my eye on you and you're redheaded friend for a while" she wink Ooook Since when did I became mister Popular here? Eh Not that I complaining hehehe

The Blond Ninja sat by the pool edge wondering where… "Naruto-kun!" He saw Gaara and Moka approach him "Oh Hey Moka-san! Hey Gaara!" "Naruto what are you doing in swimwear?" "oh a girl from the swim club decided to let me borrow some swimming trunks and I figure I outa wait for you guys Hehehe" he slap the wet pool edge.

"Come on in guys I am sure they little you borrow some swimwear too" "I'll pass" Gaara headed to the nearest umbrella table. "I-I…Really don't like to swim" she hesitate for while. "I don't think she's interested in swimming" Tamao swam behind him "how about you swim with me?" "hey wait!" "come on I'll promise you will enjoy it"

Monster girls are very aggressive!

"Hey you two girls No running!" A lifeguard Yelled "Grrr! Get back here! Twerp!"

"Save Me Naruto-san! Desu!" the two Youkai girls ran off into the pool distance.

Meanwhile Gaara and Moka sat on a parasol table overlooking the pool area.

"Why don't you go swimming Gaara-san?…You don't have to stay for my sake"

"its not that…I don't want to get my sand armor wet" he punctured a hole in himself, the sand quickly repaired itself. "also I am vulnerable in the water" "oh" she let a sympathizing sigh. "I am going to take a guess that the rumors are true about vampires not able to tolerate water"

She nodded "its true vampire like myself are helpless in water the power drains away and we become paralyze" she pause and looked at Naruto's location.

"d-does Naruto know too?" Gaara gave a heavy sigh "Naruto…I respect him more than anybody in the world no matter what I call him…His a precious person to me, he change me, he gave me hope" He gave dry chuckle "but I guess every man has flaw, his is being easily distracted for sometime" "oh"

He is a blond after all

"you seem to be doing well Naruto-kun" "thanks Tamao-san" Naruto broke focus and looked at Moka's location. I wonder why Moka isn't joining heh I really want to see her in bathing suit…hey wait she look kinda sad. "excuse me" Naruto politely brushed away from the club captain's grasp.

"Hey Moka-san why don't you take swim, come on I'll promise it will be fun" she hesitate "well…you see vam…" "Vampires can't tolerate the water, Just one of their many weakness" The captain said in cold harsh tone she glared at Moka. Splash of the water made the pink hair girl flinch out of her seat.

"Is that true Moka? you can't touch water?" She frown "Yes, I can only swim if the water is mix with special herbs…so I can't swim here"

"oh why didn't you say so earlier? I just wanted to join a club everybody would enjoy if you don't like it lets just leave, right Gaara?" he grin

Gaara gave out a smile You always show you're true colors when you try to please you're friends don't you Naruto?

"ok let me just get…" Naruto was suddenly drag back into the water "oh come why don't you stay a little longer?" "hehehe sorry but…"

Whaaaaa!

Screaming and terror filled the area. "what the hell?! why are you chasing me sempai!" Naruto horrified as he saw a boy get bitten by one the girls only to wither into a old man. "w-what the?" he uttered in confusion. "Naruto! Get out of the pool!" his friends yelled simultaneously.

"Naruto, remember when I said I had my eye on you?" her bottom half of her body transform into a fish like tail. "much like a predator stalks its prey!" her mouth unhinged revealing several sharp teeth.

"oh crap!" she drag the helpless ninja under the water. "you see Naruto, Mermaids have the full advantage here, bon appetit for you!"

Crap, crap! This like 100 time someone or something has to tried to eat me!

"Naruto!" Moka dash towards the pool "Moka wait you can't!" Gaara warn her.

"but Naruto! Her his trouble!"

"Hey! You fish freaks! give me my man back!" the anger succubus transform using her razor sharp claws to threaten the mermaids.

"Give us Naruto-san back Desu!" she was arm with her pink wand.

"Naruto is a Ninja his not going to give up that easily" to further back up his statement the pool suddenly violently shifted creating a great whirlpool trapping mermaids and victims alike.

"Great Ball Rasengan!' two Narutos appeared pushing the great chakra ball towards the air.

"That's very different Naruto I never except that kind of trick" the mermaid called out as she eyed Naruto descending back down to the pool. crap she still standing err swimming!? "unfortunately for you mermaids naturally drive on wild and untamed waters!"

"oh fuck!" I got to think of something quick!

"Naruto!" Moka step by the pool edge. What are you doing!? We will be helpless in water! Do you really want to risk it?! All for… "his my friend!" "If I could apply my chakra control on the water then I can save him" you never done it before! Its too risky!

"I have to!"

"Damn it! I can't perform as jutsu its too late!" a swarm of mermaids awaited him.

"Maybe if I can!…" Oooft! He black out.

"I can do it!" she felt the ground solid. "I did it!" No, look! "Huh!?"

To her astonishment the whole area was frozen solid.

"Ow! that really hurt!" Naruto got up. "w-wha the?" the group of mermaids were frozen, immobile, crying out for help. Tap, Tap! He tap the frozen pool "wha-what in the world this this?"

Off in the distance a purple haired pale girl squatted on a tree limb overlooking the pool area. I owe you one The girl whispered.

Gaara and the girls ran towards Naruto. "what happen?" the blond ask. "we don't know the whole pool just froze!" Kurumu said in the same surprise tone as everyone.

"Whatever happen lets just get out here while the danger is subsided" Gaara warn, They all nodded in agreement and left.

"ohh! Isn't there any club in this damn school that's not filled with perverts or predators!?" Naruto frown in frustration. "I guess we have to take the latter" Moka sigh in disappointment. "we might have to take a fodder club" Kurumu said in a annoying tone.

"any calm and tranquil club here is unheard of I suppose". "Gaara-san is right it would be a miracle to find one Desu!"

"Naruto! Naruto!" A familiar voice came from behind.

The blond Ninja's skin started to craw. Oh great its that guy! "eh Haji what do you want?"

"Naruto, please reconsider Joining the Karate club!" Haji pointed directly at Naruto. "you! Are the only one who's deem worthy of being my sparing partner!"

"gee I don't know last time you really creep me out" he stroked his chin reconsidering joining . Last time? What did he do to creep Naruto out? The question rose on Gaara, Kurumu and Moka's mind.

"come on I'll promise it will be different" he gave a thumps up. "well…" suddenly Yukari latch herself to Naruto's arm.

"Pwease! Don't fight Naruto! I don't want my Naruto hurt…Because I wuvvv him!" she said with cute puppy dog eyes. The Karate member suddenly picked up girl "kyaa! She sooo! Cute!!"

"Wha the fuck!" the three others yelled.

"Lolicon pervert!" Naruto elbowed Haji releasing the little witch.

"forget it! I don't want to join you're club!" he shook his fist.

Haji got the air back into him. "ok, Ok but I notice none of you have join a club yet, I know a pretty easy lay back club, The guy who runs it is a cool and lay back guy "

"his he a lolicon like you?" Naruto ask.

"Nope" he glanced at Moka and Kurumu "he has other interest"

"come I'll lead you all there" the group gave a sigh and a nod of a agreement.

"I can only hope this club is safe" Gaara walked along with his arm cross "along as I am with you guys I can deal with it" Moka chirped "I can use this club experience to further my relationship with Naruto" she glance back at him and winked "right honey?"

He scratch the back of his head in a embarrassing manner. Ha! She going to kill me more!

"oi Yukari-chan" he pulled the little witch away from the group. "yes?"

"you did that on purpose didn't you? Right?" she smiled and pulling out her tongue out in cute manner.

"Desu"

"How can I not love you?! after all that you have done for me!" he said pleating desperately. "Oh Natori! I was just so scared! I would have thought you…you never would accept our love!" she cried her tears hitting the soft wood floor.

Her tears hindered as he gently stroked her wet soft cheek. "oh Yui! Don't be such a fool" He said caringly. "I love you" her eyes soften "Do…" she cried in amazement as the man she longed for wanted her, it excited her spiritually and physically.

"Do you really love me?" "yes! More than anyone in the world! All the woman I met pale in comparison to you" She stood before him as she undid her kimono. "Take me!"

"Oh Yui!" "Natori!"

"Hehehe!! "Who'd said books suck!?" a older boy with flowing black hair with a red headband leaned back onto his seat. "Books are for losers?" he covered his mouth a mad blush took over his face. "obviously they'd never read Icha-Icha Tactics"He giggled to himself.

"Yo! Gin, you trouble making dog" "huh? What'd do you want lolicon?"

"tch anyway I noticed you didn't get any new members to join you" "so like I care"

"well I brought five eager people who would love to join your club" he stood out the doors path to reveal the group.

Moka and Kurumu were the first ones in followed by Gaara and Yukari.

Oh lucky me!! the school's two main freshmen hotties want to join this club with me!

"Greetings" He stood up "I am Ginei Morioka, President of the Newspaper club" He Gleamed at the two girls. "but you can call me Gin" he winked.

"ugh yeah sure thanks"

Naruto soon step into the room, He quickly spotted The green book clutch on Gin's hand and knew he was trouble. "T-that b-book!" Gin caught his surprise. "Oh? I take it you're a fan of the book too"

"I know about it! Its perverted book!" he huffed. "that means you're a pervert!" he shook his finger at him. "Heh! Even if I was a pervert which I am not wouldn't it be the case of calling the tea kettle black?" Naruto started at the older boy.

"…what do you mean?" "I don't get it! What does it have to do with you being a pervert?" a sweat drop appeared on Gaara and the girls.

"Gah! Are you stupid or something!? are You telling me that you just Happen to know that this a adult book?"

"I know that's a nasty book because the author of that book was my Sensei! Jiraiya"

A shock expression came into Gin's face and a gleam in his eyes was noted while the rest were bewildered.

Gin ran towards Naruto grabbing him by the shoulders asking him a thousand questions at once. "Do you really know him?!, What is he like?!, his he really as cool as they say he is?!, Do you know where he lives?!, when's the next volume coming out?!, Can you get me his autograph?!!"

tch Gin always the kind of pervert who admires bigger ones. Haji slapped Gin's back "hey Gin! Aren't you suppose to introduce you're new members to you're club?"

"ah! This is the News Paper club!!" he chirped. No, I got to make myself look and act more professionally if I am ever going score with those Hotties and…

He glanced over at Moka. "?" Moka blinked in confusion. Especially the lovely Akashiya Moka Hehehe.

He walked over to the desk unwrinkled his blazer, standing straight trying to pull of the most professional responsible and trustworthy character he can.

"hmp! What snub" Naruto Muttered to himself. Gaara noted that Naruto's character judgment was dead on, He did not trust this Gin guy either.

"Ok first I'll explain to you what kind of club this is!"

"our Goal for the Newspaper club is naturally to publish the school Paper!"

"Most of the activity you will be reporting on all kinds of things within the academy"

"we'll be put in dangerous situations again and again for the sake of journalism!"

"I tell you right now many weaklings have quit this club because they could not handle the demand! I hope this does not ring true towards any of you!!"

Like hell it would ! Naruto yelled in his thoughts.

"Naruto!" Kurumu latched herself to his arm. "I am not very good with flirty guys! Like him"

"Hey let not judge" Moka spoke up "he seem like the kind of guy we could depend on"

"well if you like him so much why don't get with him while I keep Naruto" she pulled her tongue out While Moka gave her a dirty look. Gin noted the dispute with a sinister grin.

"ok! Our first meeting will be Tomorrow! I suggest you use the rest of the day to research News material for the meeting!" he walked out and quickly popped his head back in. "oh and by the way I was pulling you're leg about the whole serious stuff! Lets just have some fun Ok?"

"He is a strange one Desu!" Moka tried to give a fair trial "like I said we shouldn't judge" Gaara step forward "I don't trust him, I might Keep a eye on him" "The flirty nice guys like him are always trouble" Kurumu crossed her arms. Naruto raged into the conversation

"Yeah, yeah! Whatever!! I don't care about that guy, What the real problem lies with Me Not able to maintain my chakra control! Gaara!" "I already told you how, but I guess you can only learn through physical experience rather than with you're head"

His he calling my Naruto dumb?! Well…Uhgh uh … I don't care! He is a kind and lovable cutie! Kurumu puffed.

I guess patience is not virtue for Naruto… Moka commented

"what does that mean?! wha- I don't care! I just want learn now!"

"you will eventually achieve it Naruto-kun I believe you can" "She right Desu!"

Oh I am not going in to let them butt in! "My Naruto can do anything he put his mind to"

"well that's the problem….Naruto you're the type of person who can only learn through their body not mind…lets face it you're not bright"

"eh what do you know?" "well there is a special weapon to help Users like you experience first hand in controlling the nature of you Chakra…unfortunate for you it will take months to get it send here"

"what is this special weapon anyway?" "it's a type of special Knife that's able to absorb the chakra Nature of its user" The little witch tugged at Naruto's shirt "hey do you think that Katana I made for Naruto will be able to do that?"

"hey yeah!" Naruto pulled out his pouch that he carried with him. He pulled a summoning scroll activated releasing the long sword the blade shimmered Jade green. "hehehe Yeah" "that Katana won't work, it needs to be made with a special metal property" Naruto held the sword against the desk before him.

"so let say this was a one those Knifes how would it work?" "first you need to let the chakra flow through the blade, you have to imagine separating you're Chakra in two and grinding them together" "Girding them together huh?" Naruto grip the sword trying to simulate the chakra. "like I said it won't wor…!"

SLASH! BAM!

The wooden desk suddenly exploded into shards and splinters. "whoa!" 'shit!" "kya! Take cover!" The katana glowed, infuse with visible chakra. Naruto and Gaara shocked gave their full attention to Yukari.

"Yukari, just what did you say you made this sword out of?" they both asked.

She responded with a smile.

Afternoon training

Moka, Naruto and Gaara walked over to their another training spot, the area was hilly almost no trees covered the landscape a large cliff wall loom over new arena the most remarkable feature was the clear waterfall making itself the centerpiece.

its safe to say the area still carried the creepy image as the rest of the Youkai woods .

"wow this very different from our smaller training place"

"the area its is a very scenic place don't you think?" "Yeah sure…"

"Ok Moka today I am going teach you how to do shadow clones…" "Naruto… How about I teach her I know you're eager to practice Next level so here" ". "sooo what the next Level? " Naruto shaking with anticipation.

"To further advance you're training with Wind manipulation" he paused and pointed at the raging waterfall . "you're going cut that in half using only with you're wind chakra"

"is that even possible?" Moka gasped. Naruto gave face of awe

"Hehehe Always like to keep it interesting huh Gaara?"

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"Damn! Just a little splash!" twenty-one Naruto clones stood before a raging waterfall on a hovering sand platform. A clone insisted on teaching alongside Gaara, Moka how to created shadow clones.

"you already know the clone Jutsu this just the advance version" he grin optimistically.

"remember unlike you Naruto she can't perform as much clones like you" with the usual lecturing.

"So I can't use it in direct attack? So it would be more stealth base…" she twittered at the concept.

Gaara nods "heh Don't worry Moka I teach ya the Rasengan, it's a great combo"

"you have to evenly apply chakra to your clones"

"also you have to know you're limits on you're chakra reserves otherwise you're left mentally exhausted and it really sucks trust me"

"well ok" she close her eyes and concentrated.

Of in the distance two looming figures stood observing like Hawks.

"its seems Uzumaki is showing great stride in controlling the Kyubi" a hooded man with long white robes conversing with the Bus driver.

"Yes, hes truly a remarkable fellow" he pulled out a cigar lighting it with swift lighter.

"If I may say so Chairman hes truly the embodiment of the Senju clan spirit"

"Hashirama…He entrusted us to keep the peace between Youkai and Humankind"

"Long ago the infringer Jubi nearly destroyed any chance of coexistence…The sage of six paths is true savior"

"But as you know Chairman a few of the descends of the elder one have been trying resurrected that foul Youkai "

The two stared at Naruto; the waterfall was split in half he was a sanguinely fellow.

"We could only hope for a another savior" he cackled.

"hell ya!" Naruto remarked on the clones and original's achievement on the waterfall

Giving each other congratulated hugs and high-fives.

"Congratulations Naruto!!" "yay!" "I knew you could do it!" a clap with a cheerful smile. Three Mokas praised him on his accomplishment.

"You did well Naruto" Gaara gave his usual stoic appreciation.

"you did good too Moka! Wow in the first try too!" he gave his nice guy pose; a thumps up well done.

The three made their way back to school grounds at the predicted rendezvous.

Kurumu and Yukari awaited with the precaution of a simple feud with the subject always… "Look twerp! You can keep Moka and the creepy chucky guy but keep my Naruto out of you're perverted fantasies"

"Silly Kurumu-san" she said the honorific with a hint of satire "I will monopolies them in the sanctums of bed, its futile stop us Desu!" Yukari snobbishly spoke as if she already won the victory.

"you're one seriously messed up little girl you know that?"

"Kurumu-chan, Yukari-chan!" Naruto waved with the big goofy smile.

"So how did the training go for you guys?"

"Heheh it went well for Moka and me!" he grin putting his arm around Moka. She responded with a blush and twiddling her index fingers, He was a little too friendly for the poor girl.

Off in the shadows of the distance laid two pairs of eyes observing the group like a predator.

"w-what the hell? Those kind of affection between The Lovely Moka and that blond kid looks a little too friendly!

"it was a excellent session, it was little hard at first but it went smooth and easy after I got use to it" Kurumu and Yukari blushed.

"By the end of it I was sweaty and sticky" "hehehe sorry about that Moka"

There was a sudden misunderstanding in the air.

"Whaaaaa!" he cried out "the divine innocent Moka has been violated by that Naruto punk?!"

"aww" the little witch moan in disappointment. "you guys did it without me?!"

"huh?!" "Naruto! How could you!?" the confuse misconstrue succubus latch herself onto Naruto with teary eyes "I was suppose you're first!!"

"wait there's been miscommunication!!"

After the entire thing was all fully explain and it was all just bad choice of words

They all decided to go to cafeteria to discuses the news material for Tomorrow's meeting quota all except for… "Hey Gaara, Buddy where you going?" He responded "I want to get some rest…I'll see of you all tomorrow" nothing to show for but his apathetic face.

"Well aright see ya" "hmm good night Gaara-san" "Night, night Lover number 3 Desu!"

"Meh, Night Gaara"

"So what are we going to do about the news material?" Moka asked she was eager to get into club activates. Kurumu and Yukari gave a quick glance and nodded The buxom girl took the lead into the conversation.

"well there been rumors of a serial peeping tom who been checking out girls as they dress" "A enemy of woman Desu!" "how awful!"

"Hmp sounds like pervy sage…"

Meanwhile.

"oh thank god it was just a misunderstanding… I still have a chance to take Akashiya Moka as my woman…so long as I can keep my name clean and get rid off all competitors"

"Hehehe!" Click! "Stay pretty girls!" Gin was happily taking a few mementos of the erotic display the simple chore of changing clothes, safely tugged away at the top of building observation spot or so he thought.

"So you are as bad as Naruto suspected" The sudden intrusion scared Gin his camera stumbled a story or two breaking in pieces on the ground. "Aww man!" the pervert calmly collected himself. "you know that was a expensive camera…Someone has to pay for it" Gaara stood there not opposed. "You're trouble" he finally responded.

"Heh You know I can't let anybody especially The lovely Moka Know about my shameless activity, it will ruin my reputation"

"What are you prepared to do about it?…"

"Hehe you know ugh Gaara right? it's a lovely night for the full moon wouldn't you say?"

Arrooooo!

The Next day

Private Youkai Academy Hospital Annex

It was a usual day at the infirmary many nurses see all kind of misfortunes and think nothing twice, a lie it was not a usual day not for long.

The Blond Ninja came rushing in as soon as he heard the news.

"Where's Gaara!" Naruto demanded he stopped at the front desk, they were awe struck and little confuse but they got the hint. "uh h-he is in room 235 second story"

Naruto ran towards his friend's room.

Yesterday.

While they all return to their rooms Kurumu, Yukari and Moka heard a deafening howl it was close by they followed the source only to find Gaara unconscious near some bushes, his head strangely resting on his green blazer. They decided not alarm Naruto until the morning .

Flashback

"oh hey guys is Gaara still asleep? I couldn't get that guy to open his door, he must have been really sleepily Hehehe" "I want to show him what I did to the Rasengan using my nature chakra"

"Naruto….Gaara is at the Hospital"

"What did you say!?" "we found Gaara on the ground! He was breathing hard with multiple injuries"

Gaara laid on his designated bed he was in a short term Coma.

"Shit! Gaara what kind fight did you get into?" Moka tried to lighten it up "it could been worse Naruto…Doctors say he'll be out in a few days " Naruto started to shiver "he going to be fine Naruto"

"Damn it that not it!" Whoever got the upper hand on him must be strong or, or fast enough to get past his sand shield

After spending all half of the day with the comatose Gaara they decided best if they rendezvous with the Newspaper club's first meeting.

Naruto sat silently while Moka and Kurumu tried to comfort him the little witch bawled for a few minutes.

The empty room lay silent with few mutters here and there before the club's advisor Shizuka Nekonome.

" I am really sorry of what I heard about Gaara-kun" The teacher said in a sympathizing meow.

"I think he'll be alright" Gin step into the class room. "I'd stopped by his hospital room to give him a flower bouquet and get-well card" He came in smugly and a bit remorseful his mood quickly change when Moka came into his view.

"Oh but don't worry I also have a bouquet for all the lovely ladies here" the playboy swoon to each of the girls all of them unimpressed and confuse before he reach Naruto.

"Hey Naruto" Gin handed him a trivial notebook.

"Huh? Whats this?" he examine the book. "If you have the time could you get this sign by you're sensei Jiraiya-sama Hehe" he grinned.

"tch" he could only respond. "hey you'd look kind of down" he turn to look at the dizzy Club advisor.

"Ah excuse me Sensei would be alright if we could cancel today's club session so Gaara's friends have a chance to see him" Meow? "well I guess it would alright"

"are you all ok with this?" "Yes, thank you we would love to see Gaara-san" Moka looked at her companions "right?" "Yeah fine sure anything to get off work…I mean anything that would please my Naruto" "Of course we'll go! Desu!"

Naruto sat silent his head resting on the table in a almost trance.

"hey how about you all go visit Gaara, I want to talk to Naruto alone"

They all said their goodbyes and waves Except for Kurumu who had to be dragged out.

"Thank you for being so considered Gin-sempai" Moka bowed.

"Heh No problem Miss Akashiya anything to help out" he gave his thumps up.

"Naruto" "yeah what"

"you probably already have heard of the serial peeping tom, well I got a clue of his whereabouts. "…and really don't care about the newspaper thingy"

"well I suspect Gaara's attacker and the peeping tom are one in the same"

He stood up "where is he?! I'll beat the crap out that guy!" Gin responded with a light grin.

They made their way on back a worn-out building nothing really special a few boxes here or there and long grown out dead grass.

"so where is this Basterd!" "shh, shh not so loud you might give us away"

"ok where is he then?"

"There" he pointed at a small square window they could hear scuffling.

He hurried to the window stacking a cardboard box to get to the window.

Naruto took a look, he immediately turned red. It was the girls changing room!

It reminded him a lot of his personal outrages and embarrassing hot spring moments with pervy sage.

Click! flash lit the area.

"J-just w-what the hell is this?!" he fell to his back scrambling the boxes across from him.

"Peeping is a crime Naruto-kuuun!" he showcased a camera.

"You see Naruto I really want Moka to be my woman and seeing how close both of you are I really can't afford competition" "what! You're framing me so you can get Moka!?"

"All fair in love and war, I am just notching off a few reputation points off ya!"

"So wait! You're the real peeping tom! " "…And Now he gets it! Yup but I can't have my name dirty so with this you'll be the one taking the heat for my mischievous deeds while I'll keep Moka to myself" He chuckle.

"you Basterd!! I'll beat the crap out of ya!!" he lunged towards him

"kya! Did you hear a boy's voice outside?!" a voice called out from the room.

"naw naw Naruto all's fair"

"Later Naruto-kun" in a instant he was gone.

"wait I see him!" "oh crap!" "it's the peeper it must be the serial peeping tom!"

"hey it's the blond cutie Uzumaki-kun!" "I don't care if he's a hottie its still does not give him to right to peep" "wait! Wait it's a misunderstanding! I was frame!!"

"Get him!" a mob of girls charged at him with sticks and sports equipment.

"oh crap!"

STOP RIGHT THERE!

"I Really hate that part!" Naruto scuffled closer to the other voice. "I really don't want to relive that part!" "oi! but its part of the story"

"story!? I didn't ask for a freaking story! you stupid clone!!" ahhhh

"Damn rope!" "well you are tied up"

"Well that's why I summon you stupid clone! I need you to untie me and get me out! So I can beat the crap out of Gin for framing me!"

They eyed each other One Naruto angry, the other carefree.

"…and Instead of helping me you just retold the entire event that happen today and yesterday!"

"well I am tied up too you' know" "anyway why are you telling a story?…"

"oi well I was thinking of making a autobiography on my life events especially on This school" "Heh what are you gonna call it "Naruto and company how I got stuck in a Monster school?" full of hotties monsters girls?" "….hmm hey…not a bad title"

"Oh god! How did I ever get a stuck with a stupid clone like you!?" "Hey that really hurts"

"OH I'll SHOW YOU PAIN! YOU DAMN CLONE!" The original lounged and punch the clone Poof! "lousy Kage clone"

"Naruto!" a voice called out from the leveled window. "Naruto Over here!" a visible hand waved.

"Here!" she untied the bind using her extended nails as cutting tools. "thanks Kurumu-chan!…ugh!" she pulled him closed to her.

"What I am not enough for you?! You have to go peeping at other woman now?!" she drew her sharp nails towards his face.

"Wait, wait Kurumu! I been frame!" he cried out "Gin's the real peeping tom! He set me up he tricked me into peeping at those girls!"

"hmm I believe you" She calmed down. "Wait where's Moka?!"

"why would you want her when you can have me?!" the succubus wailed again.

"No! Kurumu I am serious! Gin framed me to get to Moka and he's also the Basterd who hurt Gaara!"

"well while we were visiting Gaara, Gin came into the room and wanted to talk to Moka alone after that me and Yukari went to look for you instead we found you being dragged away by a bunch of girls I spoke to one of them and they told me that you were the serial peeping tom, I went to find you while Yukari cursed you're name and called you pervert"

"eh crap we gotta find Moka!"

Meanwhile.

"The reason I brought you Moka-san is that I have recently found out a awful truth about You're friend Naruto"

"huh? W-what awful truth? He's not awful" she stepped back.

"I am sorry that I have to be the showing you this but…" he held out a picture.

"…A photo of the Peeping tom"

She gasp "No, n-no this can't be true!" "Moka" he held her close "you'd should forget about him in fact his friend Gaara might be a much as trouble as him"

"No! that's not true that all lies!"

"Please Moka I am the only one you could trust! In this lovely evening the full moon shine beautifully on you're face"

"Moka-san stay away from him!" a squeaky-pitch voice yelled. The door flung open The little witch came running towards the two she quickly armed herself with her pink wand standing between Moka and Gin. "I got Photo evidence to proof that his the real peeping tom and he also framed Naruto-san!" she revealed several Polaroid pictures showing Gin in various occasions taking pictures of girls dressing and one important snapshot of him framing Naruto.

"all here! hes bad news! His the enemy woman and his interfering with my foursome Desu!"

"their doctored T-they m-must be!" he stepped back his voice quivering.

"Gin you Basterd!" Naruto and Kurumu arrived.

"Now you're here too?!" he snarled "Damn it! It wasn't suppose to be like this!"

"I had it!!" his body grew, fur immediately covered his bare body his face extend into that of a canine snout a grin of fangs greeted them.

"oi A damn wolf! I would have guess by you're personality!" Naruto jester him.

"Shut up you blond punk! You and you're friends ruin my chances" he eyed Moka.

"I guess I am going to make you My woman by force!"

"You have fight me you wolf!" Naruto charged at him. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

Three clones appeared "I am going to kick your…!" Oooft! Ahhhh! Poof!

Naruto rolled to the ground. "What the fuck hes fast!"

"Heheh! You're such a wimp Naruto! You really think you're a match against a Werewolf!?" "Naruto!" the girls cried. Gin gave another blinding kick to Naruto knocking him to the ground. "Fuck!" "Naruto!" Moka ran towards him as he revile in pain. "Stay out of the way Moka! I don't want to accidentally hurt you're pretty face"

"Naruto…my Rosario" she whispered to him. "Heh…" Only a Vampire could match a Werewolf

In swift click the Rosario was served. A blinding flash lit the area, shockwaves of intimating aura.

"Just what the hell?!" He true form awoke. "Red eyes…could it be that she's a…!"

"you're true form is a Vampire!?" He starred before going into a chuckle.

"Hehehe! Hahaha! This is awesome! Even after you're transformation you're still beautiful Akashiya Moka!"

"hmm Pathetic! You're just a trouble making dog! setting down lies for any fool to believe in them!" she snarled "I'll make you pay for hurting Naruto and Gaara!" she jabbed at him.

"Heheh where you aiming at Moka-chan?"

"hmm?!" "Damn it! his too fast!" Naruto struggled to get up with Kurumu and Yukari helping him up. "it's a full moon! Clear skies! With a 100 percent chance of Moka becoming my woman!" Gin went after her zig-zaging in blinding speed.

"Over here!" "no here!" he tease.

"intreasting speed, how well do you in sand trap?" a voice called out.

"What the hell!?" The werewolf skidded and fell. "Gaara!" the group called out

The Kazekage stood on top of the roof access his eyes twitching, his body struggling to hold still, full of anxiety.

"ahhhh!" the werewolf cried as the sand swelled on his ankles and calves.

"Moka!" he instructed her with a nod. "Heh just like flypaper" she crackled her knuckles "oh crap!! This is not fair!! Give me another chance!!" Gin struggled. "Although its beneath me to attack a helpless adversary but I think this one is justified" she grin showing her fangs. She held down her kick carefully aiming and kicking him right in the… "AHHHHHHH!!" He shrieked in pain.

"ha! Aww man she kicked him right in the…ah man" Naruto struggling to discribe what he saw. "oh, oh w-well.. Ow I…oh… at least…don't have to worry about children!!" he toil to get up.

"Hey Moka!" she turn her attention to him. "I don't think he had enough! Let me try something I'll been working on this morning"

She got the hint and clearerd off "Heheh Be my guess"

"Hey Gaara check out my new prototype Jutsu! " two clones stood by the orginal.

The fimilar sphear of chakra appeard this time kick up severe miniature winds.

"Wind Release! Rasengan!"

He charged at subdued Monster. "Oh! Crap! Have mercy!" he pleaded.

The New Rasengan tore into him, the blast spined him in cycles the violent small scale Hurricane tore apart his clothes completely nuded him. The powerful blast tossed him into the distance.

"ehhhh ahhhh!" Gaara laid out a cry before collapsing, he blacked out. "Gaara! Hold on! We'll get you help!

Elsewhere.

After a long evening of club karate practice session Haji Miyamoto left the Dojo slash Club room feeling discarded.

"Damn it would been a lot more challenging if only Naruto join!" he cried out in Anguish. "damn my lewd behavior!" "Damn it all!" ahhhh! A Descending voice called.

A naked human Gin falling straight towards him. Oooft! A large impact dwelled both of them.

"ow n-not m-my day!" Gin sighed "Did I really deserved this?" Haji quivered.

"Just'd shut up lolicon!"

Private Youkai Academy Hospital Annex

"Uhmm ah"Gaara led out murmur and moans indicating that he was coming to. "Gaara! You're awake buddy!" Naruto chirped. "oh…Hey not so loud" he complained. The blond Ninja could only respond with a chuckle and a grin. "Gaara-san! You're awake!" Moka came to hug him. "Gaara!" the little witch latch onto him as she wailed.

"Good to have you back creepy" the succubus gave pessimistic greeting. "hmm wench Kurono" Naruto came to his view obscuring anybody else from his vision.

"Hey Gaara! Did'ja see my awesome new Rasengan!? I created it using my nature chakra! I guess from the results of Gin it was pretty effective" a sudden look of anxiety hit Gaara's face. "Where is he anyway?"

Moka took the conversation "Well after he was defeated we decided to clear Naruto name by distributing the pictures Yukari possessed of his peeping and framing Naruto right now he should being chase by a mob of angry girls " The blond Ninja intruded "Hey wait ya! Speaking of it just where did you get those pictures Yukari-chan?"

"oh well after I walked out and witnessing you're beating I was approach by a strange girl sucking on a lollipop who was wearing a long-sleeve shirt and purple stripe leggings she said "Hey little kid I have proof Naruto is innocent here" she handed me the snapshots and before I could thank her she was gone Desu!"

Naruto pondered Lollipop eh? Huh I think I know who it is…

"wow that strange but very thoughtful" "Naruto!!" the succubus wailed grabbing him.

"why do you keep doing this to me!! Am I not enough for you!? why do you know all this strange secret girls!!" Magic! the bronze pot hit its mark. Kurumu was subdued.

"ehhhh anyway at least we gave Gin hell for beating Gaara up"

"uhmm…Actually Gin did not attack me at all" "HUH?!" the group hollered.

Flashback.

A werewolf transform Gin stood looming and opposing Gaara.

"We can settle this'd like gentlemen and reach a diplomatic solution Gaara""Here I'll bribe ya with my most priceless possession" he took out a book.

"Icha-icha Tactics!" "so what you say or I could beat the crap of ya"

Gaara stood shaking. "huh whats the matter?" The ninja's eyes drew big.

He pupils dilated. Gin stepped closer to him. "ahhhh!" Gaara shrieked

"what'd the hell is the matter with you?!" he soon came to a realization. "D-don't tell you're afraid of wolfs" "stay back!" he shocked almost at the edge of the roof

"no more like Lycanthphobia? Right?" The werewolf came closer. Without hesitation and thought Gaara stepped back falling off the edge. "ahhhh!"

"shit! Gaara!" Gin dashed to him.

He wound up hurt in some bushes. "Damn he needs help! Eh I hear voices maybe I can attract them to him!" Gin let out a deafening howl. "Hey whats that sound?!"

After that Everybody gave their good byes and salute to his recovery except for.

"Hehehe So the mighty Kazekage! Gaara of the sand is afraid of the big bad wolf?"

"keep pushing it and I won't teach you anymore" he reached into his green blazer pocket by the bed stand. "Heheh sorry, sorry hey whats that?!" he point at Gaara's possession.

"Gin's copy of Icha-Icha tactics Consider it a spoils of war"

"Don't tell me you like that kinda smut!"

Gaara responded with a stoic blank face this time with light blush and a smile.

Author FINAL THOUGHTS: Schools full of nothing but pervets and predators, That Gin guy was trouble but I think he learn his lesson.

Naruto and the gang are now part of the Newspaper club. What kind adventure will they go?!

Stay tone for Chapter 10 The nIce Girl's confuse Love. "yup Mizore finally joins the group and Tobi and Deidara reach Mononoke Arcade"

Sorry it took long to update if you read my story why not review it? short or long give me your thoughts!