sorry about the long update!!! i just had writers block and wanted to make this a long chapter to make up for it!!!!!!!!!!

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Ch 2: DETENTION!!!!

BPOV

WOW. When I woke up this morning, all I could think about was Mr. E. Cullen. I know that's fucking creepy, but if you saw his body, you would just be aching for his touch. I sat up and looked at the clock. 6:45 a.m. Holy shit. Another fucking hour before I have to go to the place they call school. I finally got out of bed when Alice texted me.

Wake up sleepyhead.

What r u wearing today.

-Alice

Wearing clothes lol

I'll get up only because I

Look forward 2 seeing

sexy English teacher.

-Bella

I walked to the bathroom with my cell in my pocket. It's too fucking quiet in this fucking house. I almost jumped when my cell vibrated.

Go to the hospital!!!! U freak!

Eww. Dirty thoughts.

Haha

-A

I started to laugh. Maybe Edward can be the surgeon and we can play doctor. Mm. Being a naughty nurse is my specialty. FUCK. WHAT THE HELL?!?! GET IT TOGETHER BELLA!

As I got out of the shower, I saw Alice had texted me 4 times. Wow. She must be really bored. I walked to my room and opened my closet. I chose to wear dark blue skinny jeans, pink tank top, white shirt, and black stilettos. I'm going to look sexy as always.

I curled my hair, did my make-up, put on perfume and decided to look at the text messages. Alice sent me.

Get out of the shower Bella. You're clean

Drama teacher n Edward is in a big fight

Have fun with detention!!!

-A

Only Alice would know something like that. 7:30. Damn. I have to go.

I stood outside the doors of this school debating if I really wanted to go in there. I can't even remember how I got through yesterday. Maybe Alice's Vodka helped me through the day.

When I decided to walk into the front doors, Alice was nowhere to be found. Fuck. Now I have to figure out this thing by myself. I pulled out my schedule, and looked at the map. Homeroom, Cullen Rm. 37, was written on the back of the . I have the sex god first thing in the morning. Homeroom and English. This should be fun.

EPOV

I don't even feel like going into work today. Tanya was bitching about how I didn't compliment her hair. For a 27 year old, why in the hell should she care? She acts like these fake fucking wanna be's in this school. Always wanting attention. Sometimes she pisses me off. She always talks shit about the students. Especially Bella. Detention on her first day. Tanya keeps bitching about how she thinks she's all that and how she won't tolerate the shit Bella gives her. As for yesterday, she deserved what Bella said. I wouldn't want to be in that class either.

"Eddie Poo." How in the hell did she get in my house? I thought I got the locks changed. Now I have to deal with Miss. Fuck-a-lot first thing in the morning.

"Edward hunnie, I'm lonely in the bathroom and I can't turn the shower on. Can you help me?" Hell fucking no! How stupid can she be?!? It's a fucking shower. She learned how to have sex right?

"I'll be there in a second." What in the hell does she have up her sleeve now?

"Hurry Eddie. Don't keep me waiting…" And there she goes again trying to be all seductive. As I walked in the bathroom, I saw Tanya wearing this ugly ass school-teachers outfit. I almost pissed in my pants when I looked at her face. That's the definition of TOO much make-up.

"Hey Eddie bear. You've been a bad boy not complimenting my hair the other day. You should be punished, and I've made up my own little version of detention."

As she said that, she pulled me into a kiss shoving her nasty tongue down my throat. I tasted her cheap lipstick as she made the effort to French kiss me. I felt like I was going to throw up the breakfast I didn't even have yet. Did she even brush her teeth?! That's just fucking wrong. Her breath tasted like onions on a steak. I pulled away quickly when she tried to take off my shorts.

"What the hell Edward?!?!" she screamed as she put her shirt back on. I didn't even notice she took it off.

"Tanya, I'm not fucking you this morning. We have to be at school in 30 minutes." I said trying to look concerned. I don't want to fuck that thing anyway….

"But I just wanted to have some quick love-making in the shower." She said fluttering her eyelashes and pouting her lips trying to look innocent.

"Tanya…not today?" I said pleading for her to leave me alone.

"Fine Edward." She said looking very pissed off. Finally. She acts like a real whore sometimes. No. scratch that. ALL THE TIME.

I heard my front door slam shut from a very pissed off Tanya. Now I'm going to have to deal with her all day at work. What I would give to have her act like a person rather than a prostitute.

BPOV

As I walked into the classroom, Mr. Cullen was nowhere in sight. Just the stupid shitheads they call football players and a bunch of snobby skanks sitting around trying to look as sexy as I can. I sat at the table listening to the most retarded conversations anyone could have. Nobody wants to know how many inches your nipples are in diameter. The football team was all stoked because the other team forefitted. They obviously don't know what a football team looks like. My old school would have kicked their asses and showed them what kind of balls real men have. I could tell this day was going to be a fucking mess when this Lauren chick came in the room and announced to everyone she had just got her period and that she wears regular tampons. I couldn't take this much longer.

Alice finally walked in the room and started smiling at me as soon as she sat down. Maybe this chick is crazy.

"Alice, are you okay?" I asked confused and a little bit weirded out.

"Yea. I'm fine. It's just that Tanya and Mr. Cullen just temporarily broke up so, maybe you might have a chance with him. That's all." She said sounding innocent.

"First, if he opens his damn eyes and stops fucking the cunt face hooker of a teacher we have for Drama, maybe he'll come to his senses and fuck me soon."

Alice started laughing when Mike came up behind me.

"Isabella, do you want to be my girlfriend?" he asked once again, looking a little bit too confident.

"Listen Mike, I already told you. I'm a lesbian and if you want to get with me, you're going to have to get a sex change. Maybe then I might consider it." I said in a sweet voice as Alice started laughing.

"Isabella, I…" he stuttered

"Bella. Don't call me Isabella okay. You wouldn't want somebody calling you Michael all of the time would you?"

"Um…No. I just find girl on girl action amusing and it turns me on but if you roll onto the Mikester, I'll make you straight." He said smiling.

Ugh. His breath smelled like ass, cheese and anything else that has an unpleasant smell, and I wanted to shove a clove of garlic down his throat to improve the scent. Mikester? Really, he calls himself the Mikester. He probably got that name when he was younger; learning how to ride a bike and some shithead encouraged him and gave him that nickname. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

"Look you fucking idiot. I tried to be nice. I tried to let you down in a nice way but now you want to see the bitchy side of me a little bit too sooner than I expected. Now listen you prick. I'm not a lesbian. Not bisexual. I just don't want to be kissing your filthy lips, and bouncing on your 1 centimeter dick okay. I don't want rumors going around saying stupid shit about me that I know you would make up. I don't think my boyfriend would appreciate some prick trying to get into his girlfriends pussy so she can get knocked up with his retarded kid. So if you don't want to get punched in the face and your dick cut off in front of the whole class, I suggest you get away from me before I go to jail for murder."

The class found that hilarious and bursted with laughter. Mike looked like he was going to shit himself and cry. He walked to his table and put his head down, being the little ass licker he is.

I soon realized Mr. Cullen was already in the room and was laughing with the class about what I had just said. He's a teacher that doesn't give a fuck. As the announcements came on, I couldn't help but look at Mr. Cullen's body. He was wearing a white and blue stripped shirt, that showed off his muscles a little bit, making me want to rip off his shirt, and navy blue pants that made his ass look firm. That's what I call a man.

We said the pledge of allegiance and waited another five minutes until the bell rung for us to go to our first class. Lucky for me, I just stayed here undressing my teacher with my eyes.

I started daydreaming about fucking Cullen on his desk when he called my name.

"Bella, can you come here please?" he said, looking at me with those emerald eyes.

I put my bag down and walked over to his desk at the front of the room. He stood up and cleared his throat.

"Bella, I'm going to need you to complete these worksheets as soon as you can. It will tell me where you are in reading. Could you try to have them to me my Friday?"

If I wasn't looking at his lips, I might not have heard the question.

"Okay. Is that all?" I asked trying not to rape him right then and there.

"Um, not exactly. Excuse me, but I must ask, how does a new student seem to get detention for a month on her first day, and on her second day make the captain of the football team look like a complete idiot?" He asked with an amused expression on his face.

"Well. I just don't take any bullshit from anybody." A short simple quick answer should satisfy him.

"Alright then. I have to start class now. We'll talk in detention." He said flashing a smile with his perfect white teeth.

"I walked back to our table and started on the worksheets. They were reading a novel and were too far into it for me to catch up in time for the classroom discussion. Before I knew it, I was finished the papers and I still had 20 minutes of class left. I walked to Cullen's desk and sat the papers down in front of him, making his lips turn into a grin.

"Finished already? I hope you didn't write random answers down just to get it over with."

He was really trying my patience.

"Just wanted to get them finished as soon as possible. Yesterday, I told you, I'm excellent at my work, and wouldn't be surprised if I got all A's in this class. Now I'm finished so is there anything I can do before I die of boredom?"

"Well, you could organize these papers for me but, you don't have to if you don't…."

"No. I'll do it. I'd rather do that than listen to a conversation about a book I haven't even read, with me looking retarded." That absolutely made no sense and I could tell Cullen was confused when he said no more.

I sat at his chair, taking in his scent organizing the papers in alphabetical order. I put them in the folder, and saw his phone just sitting there. I picked it up and saw that he had received 2 new text messages from his ex-whore Tanya. Usually I would look, but decided not to. What in the hell is wrong with me. Here's a perfectly good opportunity for me to find out about Cullen's personal life and I refuse, I think I'm sick.

The bell rung and I stood up, surprised that my stuff was already on the desk. I walked to my next class with Alice. By gym, everyone had heard about my bitch fit Mike and they avoided getting in my way.

As I changed into my gym uniform, all eyes were on me in the locker room. What the hell were they looking at me for?

I was looking for my shorts when I realized they were looking at my bellybutton ring. "What in the hell are ya'll looking at? Have you never seen a piercing before?" I asked. They turned around and Alice started smiling and lifted up her shirt, showing me she had hers pierced too. She put her shoes on as I put my hair in a pony tail, still looking hot in a gym uniform. All these girls looked like they didn't have any boobs with a t-shirt on, and they rolled up their shorts showing their discussing asses to the world as if somebody wanted to see that. I walked out into the gym and waited for the skanks to finish their gossiping when Alice started talking about our History teacher Mr. Whitlock. She was head over heels in love with him, and was proud of it. She was to the point when she blurted out 'you're so fucking sexy' while they were having a conversation and it seems like he has been flirting with her ever since.

Gym was annoying as fuck because Mike had his friends coming over and talking to me. I told them if they didn't want to be bitched in front of most of the football team, then they should leave me the hell alone. They listened.

I was talking to Alice when that bitch Lauren hit me in the face with the ball. She bursted up with laughter, and talked with her group of friends. Alice said I had a red mark on my cheek. I got up, walked over to Lauren and punched her straight in her face, kicked her in her stomach, which made her fall on the floor, and I didn't stop there. I kept punching her in the face, while everyone was yelling "fight, fight, fight" She pulled my hair, breaking the hair tie, and thought that was going to stop me from kicking her ass. I scratched her in her face and then was lifted up in the air by Coach Clapp and Alice. Alice was laughing while coach went to check on Lauren. She was on the floor screaming like she was in labor and I didn't even much to her. She only had a bruised face and a scratch mark on her left eyebrow because she pulled my fucking hair. That's what happens when bitches piss me off.

"Alice walked me into the locker room trying to calm me down, and put her clothes on and I did the same. She came over and fixed my hair, while I continued to try and be calm. When I was breathing normally again, Coach came in and pissed me off again.

She started bitching about how I now had detention for an extra 2 weeks and how I might get suspended for hitting Lauren.

She fucking deserved what she got. She shouldn't have hit me with the ball. I bet from now on, she'll watch where she throws the ball. As for suspension, I would be fucking happy as hell if I got a break from this shit-hole they call a school, but I still want to see Cullen every day. I spent lunch in the office with witnesses from gym and they told the same story. Lauren hit me with the ball, and I fucked her up. The principle gave me another 2 weeks of detention so now I have 2 months of detention with Cullen. That's the good thing I got out if this.

Drama was retarded because Miss. Denali wouldn't stop shooting glares at me and she was being a snobby bitch so I ended up walking out of the classroom and going to the office until the bell rung.

By the end of the day, I was actually excited to go to detention. When I walked in, Cullen had a big grin on his face. What in the hell is wrong with him?

"Bella, what happened in gym today?" he said smiling.

I told him the same story I had to tell about 500 times today, but now, I have to go see the counselor every 2 weeks.

"Well, I understand about that but, if you're going to send text about me to Alice, it would help to not leave your cell on my desk." He said handing me my phone. I looked at him with wide eyes while he started laughing.

"Now about that second text, about sexy English teacher, you find me attractive?" he asked already knowing the answer, only wanting me to say it.

"Hell yes I find you, attractive, no. I find you sexy as hell and if you stop fucking that tramp then maybe…"Before I could finish my sentence, I felt his lips crashing on mine, with one of his hands cupping my cheek and the other around his waist. I was a little but shocked but there was no fucking way I was going to end this kiss. I put my arms around his neck, grabbing fistfuls of his hair, and he picked me up and pressed my back against the wall, causing me to wrap my legs around his waist, feeling his hard and extremely long dick press up against me. Talk about being turned on. He ended the kiss and let me down, looking surprised.

"Oh my gosh. I shouldn't have done that. Um…. Yea. So agh. Alright then."

He walked to his desk and put his face in his hands, and sighed.

"Bella, I shouldn't have done that. I'm a teacher and having a relationship with my students, I could get fired. Bella, I'm sorry about that."

"No its okay. Just keep that to yourself." I said still replaying the kiss in my head smiling as Cullen started typing frantically on his computer. Damn. Those lips were Amazing.

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