Me: HOLA!! Okay, we ALL know who is the better sex...
Me and Gibson at the same time: GIRLS/BOYS!!
(I glare at him)
Me: Read on!! (PS: If you didn't know, 'Sweet Dreams' was updated, but in the same chapter as when I last updated.)
Nova led Sprx through the Shuggazoom Mall, holding his hand and gliding past people in their way. (Who were looking at them.)
Sprx blushed. "Uh, Nova? Where are we going?"
"A better question is," she replied, "'Where are you taking me?'"
"What?" Sprx asked, puzzled (AS USUAL).
Before he could ask anymore dumb questions, Nova led him into a food court and to a door that said 'LADIES'.
"Okay Sprx... Listen up." Nova pointed to the door. "Girls like to be clean. Guys... Uh, don't."
"What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Sprx yelled.
Nova sighed. "Girls equal cleanliness!! Get it? So, go and clean up."
"Where?"
Nova pointed to the ladies room again, which made Sprx go pale.
"ARE YOU OFF YOUR NUT?!" Sprx yelled. "I CAN'T GO IN THERE!!"
"Okay... fine." Nova shrugged. "I guess you don't want that kiss..."
Sprx stood still, frozen in confusion to what he greatly wanted, and what could possibly get him killed and or pepper sprayed. (Guess which is which... LOL.)
"Okay, fine!" Sprx shoved himself through the door, and left Nova in utter shock.
"Wow," she said sounding impressed. "I didn't think he'd do it."
WITH SPRX
Sprx stood still in the ladies room. No one was there, so he felt a little better. He slowly made his way towards the sink, but kept his eyes to the door.
WITH NOVA
Nova stood guard at the door, when a lady in a fuzzy leapord coat tried to walk through.
"Uh, sorry lady!" Nova said. "You can't go in there!!"
The lady placed her hands on her hips. "And WHY is that, little chimp?"
Nova fumed. "Number one, I'm a monkey! Number two, you have A LOT of nerve talking to one of Shuggazoom's heroes like that!"
"Oh please!" the lady scoffed. "You 'Hyperforce' don't do anything but get Shuggazoom in trouble! It's because of YOU we have so many enimies!"
Nova activated her fists. "You wanna say that to MY face?!"
Gibson: SEE?! That PROVES that boys are better than girls!
Me: WHAT?! How?
Gibson: Sprx DID go into the girls room! Plus Nova picked a fight with a total stranger!
(I start to growl.)
Me: FINE! Point for the boys...
GIRLS / BOYS
0 / 1
Me: But I'm not done yet!!
Nova was yelling at some lady in front of the the women's room when a little girl with blonde hair up in pig-tails skipped into the ladies room.
(OH SNAP!)
Sprx whistled as he washed his hands, but froze when he heard the door open. He spun around with wide eyes, and the little girl went wide eyed also.
"MOMMY!!" the girl screamed. "A MONKEY BOY IS IN HERE!!"
"SHH!!" Sprx begged. "PLEASE DON'T-"
Three police women (plus Nova) burst into the women's room with pepper spray ready to be fired. (Not Nova. Nova doesn't NEED pepper spray.)
"FREEZE, YOU SICK PIG!" One screamed, making Sprx put his hands up.
"What?!" Sprx yelled. "I just-"
"COMING INTO A WOMEN'S ROOM IS A VIOLATION OF CODE 100346 OF THE MALL BATHROOM CODE!!" Another yelled, spraying Sprx in the eyes.
"ARGH!!" Sprx covered his eyes. "NOVA! DO SOMETHING!!"
Nova leaped onto one of the officers, and she too was pepper sprayed.
"AGH!" Nova fell off of the woman's back and began to scream.
"YOU TWO ARE UNDER ARREST!" the third scream, handcuffing Sprx and Nova.
Me: O.O
-_-' Right... I think I saw that coming. POINT FOR THE GIRLS!!
Gibson: WHAT?! How?
Me: Girls don't take that kind of treatment from anybody!!
Gibson: But- I... RAGH!
GIRLS / BOYS
1 / 1
