Me: Okay! So far, Girls and boys are tied for their leadership roles... And I think we BOTH know who will win.

Gibson: Oh, please! All you WOMEN do is ramble on about how great you think you are, but you can't handle that males TRAMPLE over females...

Me: WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BRAINIAC?!

Gibson: Bring it on, WOMAN!!

(We fight.. which invovles biting, kicking, and a lot of cursing...)

Me: Read-- OW! GIBSON!! READ ON!

Gibson: OUCH! STOP BITING!

Sprx and Nova sat in a mall cell, waiting for something to happen. A chubby cop snored near the front desk with his feet laid atop many papers.

"Well, thanks." Sprx coldy said. "Because of YOU, we're in a mall jail!!"

Nova turned to him and scowled. "MY FAULT?! It's that dumb little girl's fault!! SHE'S THE ONE THAT SCREAMED!!"

Sprx TRIED to counter that, but Nova had him pinned on that one.

She sighed and sat next to him on the jail cell's bench. "Well... I guess it is kinda my fault. I made you go in there."

"I just figured you would guard the door." Sprx smiled.

Nova smiled back, but narrowed her eyes. "Don't blame me for that! There was this crazy lady telling off the team, and I HAD to yell at her! Third rule of Girls, Sprx: Girls will ALWAYS try to win."

Sprx thought for a minute, and looked at her with a confused gaze. "Do they win?"

"What?"

"Do girls always win?" Sprx repeated again.

Nova smiled and shook her head. "Oh, Sprx... Poor, poor Sprx... What do you think?"

Sprx didn't know how to respond to that because she pinned him again. After a few seconds of waiting, Sprx asked another question.

"Soooo..." Sprx clapped his hands together. "How do we get out of here?"

Nova stood up and grabbed the steel bars with both hands. She glared at the sleeping guard, then searched for the cameras on the wall corners, and at the nearby exit. She spun around, with a beaming look on her face.

"I know how to get out of here!" She said jubilantly. "You use your Magnet Tingler Blast to cut off the power in the cameras, then I'll bend the bars and then we scram!!"

"But wait," Sprx interrupted, "what about the guard?"

Nova turned back around to the guard and pointed to his snoring mouth. "You know when people deeply snore like that, right?"

"Yeah?"

"That means there's enough oxygen going to his brain that makes him a deep sleeper!" Nova copied one of Gibson's lectures. (I don't know if that's true or not... :* I ran out of ideas.)

Sprx was baffled, but made it look like he knew what she said. "Okay!" He jolted from the bench. "Let's do it!!"

Nova pulled him by his wrist to the bars, and pointed to the cord that led to all the cameras in the room. "Shoot that cord right there..."

Sprx activated his magnets, and pointed to the cord as instructed. "MAGNET TINGLER BLAST!!" A red beam escaped from his magnets, hitting the cord and snapping it in half.

"Good job, Sprx," Nova smiled, activating her fists. She took a hold of the two bars and bent them without effort. They slid between the bars, but Sprx stumbled and fell on Nova. She quickly caught him, and gave a smug stare.

He blushed, quickly lifting himself back so aviod being hit in the--... The... 'Private area's'. "Uh, sorry Nova," he stuttered, still embarrassed.

Nova lightly chuckled. "Relax, Sprx. Another lesson abou girls: We like 'the funny'."

"The what?"

She rolled her eyes. "You OF ALL MONKIES should know 'the funny'. It's a funny that girls find charming and humorous. It's NOT the funny that guys laugh at!"

He still stared at her.

"Oh my Shuggazoom, Sprx!" She said, grasping Sprx's shoulders with her hands. "Guy funny is like... Uh, fart jokes, dirty, that kind! GIRL funny is like... Um, is like knock-knock jokes that don't envolve anything weird, making us smile, even when we don't want to so we can feel better. You seem to do that a lot!"

He stared at the floor for a moment, then widened his eyes in a smirk. "Really? So... If I do... Then you'll--" She let go of his shoulders and thumped his head. "Ow!"

"Let's just go, Sprx," she said, both heading for the exit.

(Antauri holds us by our collars, glaring at us.)

Antauri: Sorry, guys. THESE TWO are going in a time-out!

Gibson: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Me: Yeah! Antauri, this is SO--

Antauri: I don't want to hear it! Hmm...

Gibson and Me: What?

Antauri: (smirks) One for Team Antauri.

Me: What?

Antauri: Team Girl, Team Boy, and Team Antauri.

GIRLS
1

BOYS
1

ANTAURI
1

Me: (Whispers) Dip-stick...

Antauri: THAT'S IT!

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