Antauri: Now, did you two learn your lesson?

*Gibson and I nod franticly, since we're tied back-to-back and tuck-taped over the mouth.*

Antauri: Good… Now, read on, please.

*I am somehow able to untie myself and rip off my duck tape.*

Me: HEY! (Ow…) THAT'S MY LINE, YOU—

*He glares at me*

Me: Uh, did I ever mention how much I appreciate you, Antauri? Hee… hee… :(

Disclaimer: She doesn't own SRMTHFG!... Nor Antauri... Antauri belongs to Soul of Antauri.

Sprx and Nova tip-toed against a wall, trying to find an exit. They peered around a corner and saw two guards at the emergency exit. Nova sighed with frustration.

"Agh! We'll be fugitives in this mall forever!" She yelled silently enough so that the guards wouldn't hear, but loud enough to scare Sprx.

He flinched, but smiled smugly at her. "Relax, Nova," he said, putting his hand on her shoulder as her face was buried in her hands. He held up his left hand, with an activated magnet, and winked. "I got an idea…" He pointed his magnet to the mall ceiling, and shot a red blast to the sprinklers, which made them go off. Sprx took a hold of Nova's hand as water splashed around them, yelling, "RUN!"

Everything was in chaos; people were scattered and screaming and hiding underneath tables, mall security was telling everyone to calm down and exit in an orderly fashion (which wasn't working well), and everyone was ignoring the two monkeys running for the exit.

They burst through the front doors, ran across the parking lot, and stopped to catch their breath at the closest alley. Sprx was kneeled down as Nova had her back against the wall, panting. Eventually, Sprx began to burst out laughing.

"What?" She asked, staring curiously.

Sprx struggled to keep himself up, but continued laughing. "Do you honestly think," he said between breaths, "there is another 'girl' lesson behind that?! THAT was chaos!!!"

She smiled and joined Sprx in his laughter. "You have a point, Sparky," she giggled between hard-core laughs. "I'm not sure if I CAN find a girl lesson out of— Wait!"

Sprx stopped laughed and stared, confused, at Nova.

"Girls like BRAINS!"

Apparently, Sprx took it the wrong way and threw his back against the stone brick wall and sweat-dropped, panting terribly. "GIRLS LIKE WHAT-NOW?! DO THEY EAT THEM?!?!"

Nova crossed her arms and rolled her eyes, smiling with ease. "No like THAT, Sprx. Girls like smart guys, and the move you pulled inside the mall was genius!" She threw her arms around his neck and fiercely kissed his cheek.

Sprx stayed cross-eyed for a moment, but eventually smiled. "I knew you couldn't resist me!"

She playfully punched him in the arm and laughed. "C'mon, Romeo. Let's get back to the Super Robot. I need an asprin after breaking out of the mall."

Sprx performed a fancy bow and smirked. "This way, my Juiliet..." He led her by the hand back to the robot, smiling broadly to each other.

BACK AT THE MALL

The head mall cop was aggrivated... Holding a box of donuts. He had NEVER let a 'prisoner' escape before, and he was assured that he would find them.

"FIND THEM! HUNT THEM DOWN! BRING THEM TO ME!!" He yelled through his communicater. "I want those monkies found and brought to justice!"

"Erm, sir?" Another voice calmly said on the other line. "We're MALL cops. We're not the CIA or whatever... You really need to stop watching 'Law and Order'."

"JUST FIND THEM!"

Me: HELP US!

Gibson: PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!

Antauri: SILENCE, FOOLS!

*He turns to the mike*

Antauri: This is JUST to teach them a lesson, guys. My teaching methods ARE strange, but they work...

Me & Gibson: STOP READING THOSE PARENTING MAGAZINES!!!

!:o!