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Prompt/Character(s) or Pairing(s): R= Rubber. America/England

For: kasumicc at LiveJournal

Rating: R15

Warning: Crack. Short PWP. Pardon for the lack of sexiness and my fail memory.

Summary: Why do you want a rubber band?

The air was filled with pants and gasps and England knew the temperature must have increased the moment America shed his pants off. No! It must have increased the moment they stepped into the room. And what America's tongue was doing to England's cock right now didn't help much in maintaining a cool head.

"Ame-A-Americaaaaaaaaahhhh!"

America hummed and England knew he wouldn't last long if the younger nation didn't stop whatever he was doing with his mouth or stop grazing his prostate with his fingers. After a few painful seconds of trying to regain his ability to speak, England grabbed a handful of America's blonde hair and tugged him up, feeling a little bit lost when America's fingers slid out of him. England kissed him hard, tasting his own pre-cum and murmured breathlessly, "Cock. In. Now."

"Gladly," America said smugly and with the speed of light unbuckled his belt and shedding his jeans and boxer off, throwing it over his shoulder haphazardly. He moved one of England's legs over his shoulder and positioned himself. "Ready?" he asked the older man.

England nodded, but then just as the head of America's cock touched the entrance, he pushed America away from him. "Wait! Wait!"

America groaned and pouted. "What now?"

"Where's the rubber?"

A beat. America cocked his head. And then a frown.

"Er… I know you're one kinky old man, England. But… isn't there cock ring for that? Why do you want a rubber band?"

~End~

Endnote: In case someone doesn't understand, I misremembered the fact that it's actually the American who speaks rubber as condom, not British. orz. And because I fail like that, the drabble turned to be England asking America for rubber (condom not eraser, heck why would England needs eraser when having sex? XD;;), but America thought he was asking for rubber band. Anyway, you get it. I couldn't fix it without making the crack disappears, so I leave it at that.

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