A/N This is MB755 saying that the ideas are mostly mine and the really really good writing is NCISgirl1527 I love me to death but I just could not finish this story, it bugged her so she helped me anyway have fun!!!!!!
NCISgirl1527—Hi it is me. Hope you like the chapter. If you don't…Sorry. Flames are not appreciated and will be used to make marshmellos.
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Ziva stared at the board in front of her. Monopoly. Why did the stupid shrink have to make her play this stupid game? What the hell was this game anyway. It looked to Ziva like a lot of brightly colored pieces of paper and oddly shaped pieces of metal. Ziva was on the verge of storming out of room when Abby sprinted in.
"Oh my gosh," Abby yell throwing herself at Ziva. "I love this game." Just then Jenny walked into the room.
"Hello, Abby, Ziva" Jenny said nodding to each of the two women. "Where is the therapist?" Jenny asked suspiciously, as she looked around the room.
"Going to the bathroom, on the second floor," Ziva said with a small smirk. Abby started grinning and Jenny had to fight to retain a small smile.
"There is no bathroom on the second floor," Jenny reminded Ziva knowing full well that Ziva was aware of that fact.
"She will figure that out soon enough, but I wanted to know if you wanted in on a little of the," Ziva paused her eye's shining with both the determination that usually came from a case and the humor that came from teasing Tony, "fun."
"Ziva," Jenny started a little hesitantly.
"Come on, Director. Tony has done something that deserves reprimand. How can you let this two enemy's escape without any punishment what so ever?" Abby asked Jenny without taking a breath between words.
"Abby I was going to tell Ziva to be subtle," Jenny informed Abby calmly, "this woman is the best of the best."
"In her field," Ziva added with and evil grin.
"And we are the best in ours," Abby concluded, "So that shouldn't be a problem."
"Hmm, and what exactly is my field," Jenny asked innocently.
"Loving Gi-Having cool hair," Abby replied with a sideway glance at Ziva.
"So my field is loving ge-having cool hair," Jenny asked one eyebrow raised in a manner slightly reminiscent of Gibbs.
"No, loving Gi-having cool hair," Abby corrected her, "not loving ge-having."
"Do want her to kill us?" Ziva hissed in Abby's ear.
"What you don't think I could take her?" Abby asked in mock indigence as Jenny looked on in bemusement.
"I would not advise it my dear," Ducky told her walking in. "When Jennifer is angry you do not want to be on the receiving end, it can leave quite a scar."
"I said I was sorry," Jenny muttered under her breath.
"Sorry, about what?" Dr. A asked walking into the room, "and thank you for the directions to the bathroom, I found it right where you said it would be?"
"Where exactly did you tell her to go?" Jenny hissed in Ziva's ear.
"Assistant Director Vance's office," Ziva hissed back.
"Then where did she…EWW," Abby squealed causing Dr. A to look at her.
"What is eww?" Dr. A asked curiously.
"I nearly stepped in gum," Abby said looking around for the gum that usually coated the office floor, but found none so she spit her gum out onto the floor. "See," she said pointing.
"You're cleaning that up," Jenny informed her.
"She needs to clean what up," Gibbs asked walking in with Tony and McGee behind him.
" The gum McGee's standing in," Abby informed him cheerfully.
"What?" McGee said before looking down, and moaning, "Abby."
"It's ok, McGee," Abby told him pecking him on the cheek. "I know how to get gum off shoes."
"You better know how to get gum off carpet too," Jenny told her with a menacing growl, though the affect was slightly marred by the grin spreading across her face.
"Whatever, let's start the game," Abby told the group.
"Alright," Tony concedes, "who gets what piece?"
"I want the dog," Jenny and Tony exclaimed at the same time, but Tony grabbed it first, and Jenny glared at him.
Gibbs reached over and smacked Tony on the back of the head. Tony immediately dropped the dog playing piece, which Gibbs picked up and handed to Jenny. "Boss," Tony moaned, resulting in another head-slap.
"Thank you, Jethro," Jenny said with a small smile, handing him a small silver boat. Jethro rewarded her with one of his rare smiles causing Ziva and Abby to exchange a knowing glance, which was missed by the two bosses, but not the therapist.
"What is going on here?" Dr. A asked with a sickly sweet smile worn most often by social workers and lawyers.
"Absolutely, nothing," the entire team answered together. Dr. A was not convinced but she would let that one slide…for now. "Anyway, I brought a very special edition of Monopoly with me. It contains the countries of the world," she explained pulling out the board.
"Alright, let's get this over with," Jenny told the therapist. "Now everyone gets a starting property--," Jenny began.
"That isn't how you play," Tony wined, earning him a third head-slap.
"Anyway. Tony you get Rome. Ziva gets Tel Aviv. McGee can have Los Angles. Ducky can have London. Abby you take New Orleans. Dr. A why don't you take Siberia? Jethro with take northern Paris, and I will take—" Jenny assigned the properties but got cut off by Abby.
"Southern Paris," Abby finished for her. Jenny glowered knowing that if she refused the shrink would read into it. Damn shrinks.
Tony had handed out the money, and the game was about to start when Gibbs smacked Tony on the back of the head. "Ow, boss. What was that for?" Tony asked indignantly?
"You stole money from the bank," Gibbs said pointing to Tony's stack of bills. "Hand over all your money."
"But, boss…" Tony started but handed over the money quickly. He threw a furtive glance to either side of him before sliding his hand over and stealing a few of Ziva's bills. They were only ones, but that wasn't the point. Ziva tackle Tony off his chair, and knocked the table flying in the process. Abby, McGee, Ducky, and Dr. A watched from their seats, but the table knocked over Gibbs and Jenny's chairs. They landed on the floor with Monopoly money showering down around them, as the table fell on top of them.
Tony and Ziva were still rolling around on the floor. After a few minutes, Ziva thrust her hand into the air clutching what were now very crumpled bills. The pair of them sat up both laughing, at the same time that Gibbs and Jenny pushed the table off of them. Abby turned to them grinning and it was only then that they realized Jenny's head was resting on Gibbs chest and his arm's were pulling her closer. Realizing their position they both sat up and pulled away from each other.
"Excellent," Abby exclaimed, "Game over."
"Who won?" Dr. A asked confused.
" I did," Abby said triumphantly looking from Tony, whose hand was resting casually on Ziva's upper thigh, to Gibbs and Jenny sitting in the same position with identical looks of suppressed bemusement present on their faces. "Ta ta, McGee. Places to go. People to see."
"Not until you clean my office," Jenny hissed at them, before grinning at the terrified look on McGee's face as he dropped to his knees and began carefully sorting money.
NCISgirl1527: He he, hope you liked it now review and I will give you more. The side affect of me helping with this is that there will be Jibbs, Tiva, and McAbby in the future
MB755- review please, make me get the warm bubbly feeling inside pleaseeeeeeeee!!!!!!
