Chapter 5—"Oh no she didn't"

A/N: this is the next chapter—forgive me but Gibbs is a little ooc…. But I wanted a really sweet Gibbs-Ziva Father-daughter scene

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FLASH BACK!!!

At that moment the doctor came out of the back room and saw what Ziva had done.. She flipped up her phone and said.

"My office and your father would like to hear about this." She said directing her gaze to Ziva.

The whole party was silent, it was a silence that fell like a brick and just hung in the air. The Dr. stalked out but leaving the silence in the lab, they could hear her talking on the phone as she waited for the elevator. The elevator dinged open and they heard her heels clack in then the elevator dinged shut. The group was still stupefied until Tony tried to break the silence as he said with his easy going laugh, "Oh no she didn't!"

Gibbs slapped him on the back of the head giving a look that said plainly, really Tony come on. Ziva looked at him hurt and said, "Oh yes she did, now shut up before I kill you."

Tony left with a look of hurt and sorrow in his eyes. McGee followed saying something like a cheetah attacked a server and he needed to fix it. Abby left saying she would help him. Jenny stormed out trying to figure out how to defend Ziva from the doctors evil blows. Gibbs put his arm around Ziva's shoulder and lead her to the now empty elevator, he opened the door turned the elevator off then sat down, patting the floor for her to set next to him. When she did he looked at her with utmost seriousness and reached into his pocket and said holding the rectangular package, "Gum?"

"How could you say that?"

"Easy, it starts out with Guh- then uh- then um. Then you say it fast and you get gum."

"No how could you say that when the situation………." Ziva started

Gibbs interrupted saying, "I know what you mean I was trying to lighten the mood."

"I appreciate your efforts, however I'm stuck in a canoe in a river full of poop with no paddle, is that the expression, yes."

"Close enough."

"Well I just do not know what to do, and the director Mosad will be angry, then the director will bring me to Israel.

"Ziva….." Gibbs started trying to calm the girl besides him, however; Ziva was on a roll, all the feelings she was concealing were spewing forth, and not even Gibbs could stop her.

"The director will make me…………….."

"Ziva stop," Gibbs interrupted," He is your father; he will not be mad with you, he is your father. Why are you not calling him your father?"

"As a part of Mosad he is not my father," Ziva said quietly, "Away for Mosad he has never been a father to me, I was fatherless until I came to NCIS. The closest thing I have to a father is you."

Gibbs looked stunned at Ziva and realized it was true, since Kelly died the closest thing he had to daughters were Ziva and Abby and Kate, before she had died. Tony and McGee were the sons he never had. Since his first wife had died he tried to find another wife that supported him and loved him but he never did. He smiled as he thought about that the closest thing he had to a wife was Jenny, he beamed as he flashed back to Paris.

"Gibbs, I would love some gum." Ziva said smiling as she toke a silver paper wrapper off the blue piece gum and stuck it in her mouth.

"Alright Ziva, I am going to give you two pieces of information. First of all as your father- NCIS is your family and we will keep you safe and here. Second of all", Gibbs started flipping on the elevator, "as your boss pull your self together cause you have a lot of work to do." Gibbs finished with a smile head slapping Ziva making her smile as they walked out of the elevator.

"I have called you down here on a very special assignment," Abby started pacing in her now spotless lab,"Ziva is in trouble with Mosad and the therapy facility and herself……."

"She is not in trouble with herself….." McGee started

"Oh yes she is McGee, girls feel bad then they get mad at themselves." Abby snapped back.

"It's all my fault, I thought it was going to be a really funny joke." Tony said sadly

"Yes it is," Abby said bluntly,"However you will redeem your self by taking Ziva out on a date."

"Why?" McGee and Tony said at the same time.

"Because I am evil and as founder of GZATT I must start off somewhere."

"Oh, GZATT… I'm sorry I am still lost." Tony said.

"Get Ziva and Tony together!" Abby said brightly. "So you must take her on a date."

"Okay, cool." Tony said. "Now how do we get ride of the Doctor?"

"OH! We should boil her inside out so no forensic evidence is left, MUHAHAHA," Abby started with a grin, "No we just need to find something she has done wrong and make her get fired or reassigned."

"I will pull up the code of conduct for the doctor." McGee said rushing over to the computer.

"What about Mosad."

"Well, if we show Mosad that the doctor was breaking the code of conduct the director of Mosad will just let the incident pass." Abby said confidently

"And what if he still tries to bring Ziva home." Tony said miserably

"Brighten up Tony," Abby says sympathetically, "I have a plan B…. We spin the tail that Ziva was in a horrible accident and she is in a too unstable position to be seen and she got amnesia and she can't go to Israel for the next ten years cause it would be too dangerous and she is too unstable.

"Let's hope we don't have to resort to that." McGee said his eyes glues to the computer screen.

"So pretty much we are depending on McGu and his mad computer skills…." Tony said hopelessly.

"Alright Tony…" Abby started," I can understand you being upset with yourself and everything, however; you need to pull yourself together, you are a very special NCIS agent and you are going to make things better. Now go get me a Caf – Pow and get some ice cream to make your self feel better then come back happy, do you understand?"

"Yes Ma'am!" Tony said with a salute and marched out of the lab.

"Now McGee find something fast!"

"Sorry, Abby but the doctor is completely in line." McGee said sadly.

"Then let's get her out of line!" Abby said evilly

"We could do that easily if we get her to show obvious hate toward her client." McGee said worried about what Abby was going to do.

"Then let the games begin!" Abby said with glee.

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