Haha, yay for flames!

I don't have a life, thank you very much. =D

Will's stomach churned.

In the cafeteria, Warren hunched over a very thick book. Next to him sat a girl. It wasn't just any girl. It was Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue! The lucious beauty tried her best to attain Warren's attention. I mean, what she wore would've attained any boy's attention. The very thin, tall, blonde wore only what any other girl would wear. Her fish net stockings were ripped in all the right places, and she wore a leather skirt on top of them. The blood red crop top she wore showed off her toned midriff. You could see her rock hard abs! Need I say that she had curves in all the right places despite being really thin?

Of course, while she looked perfect, she was perfect. She had the same exact power as that Rogue mutant from the X-Men. She had every damn power in the universe at her finger tips. Of course, she couldn't control it. She wasn't that good.

Every guy wanted her.

Except for Warren.

Because he hated girls, remember?

"What the hell do you want?" he asked after Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue poked him in the ribs. She giggled madly and passed him a note.

You're hawt.

Warren burnt the paper to a crisp. Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue only wrote another note.

Why are you so mean?

Warren got up and stalked off. The girl simply followed, purposely rising her skirt for the passing boys. Lash and Speed stopped short to look at her invisible thong. Lash's elastic jaw dropped while Speed's boner ran a mile. She had that kind of effect.

"Warren! Oh Warren! Why aren't you fighting me? We should be yelling at each other like stupid preteens!" she called and waved her arms frantically in the air. Lash stepped in front of the girl and grabbed her by the waist. She shrieked, but once she looked into his chocolate brown eyes, she grinned.

"I think my chagrin just chagrinned," she whispered. "Did anyone every tell you how hot you are?"

"Hot for me, baby?"

"Yes," she breathed.

From the other side of the hallway, Will grimaced. "Now, where the hell did Warren go? I must profess my love!"

FLAME ALL YOU WANT SUCKAS! YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE SLASH!

PEACE!

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