Thank you all the people that reviewed to attack me! It makes me so happy that people are so dumb that they don't know what a PM is! (Yes, I do look after them). Such a splendid way to get home from school!
Shout out to: Kamishiro18! Thank you soooooo much for adding me to your community! The title makes no sense whatsoever, but I'm still honored that I'm the only author and subscriber apart of it! Cheers!
And to Gryphaena, who is such a true blue friend. Always there catching my mistakes! You are amazing!
Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue was pissed, to say the least. After her intense make out session with Lash (who, by the way, was an AMAZING kisser), she became bored. She wanted to be fondled, groped, and sexed up to such a degree, she would feel the potential orgasm when she was 87 years old! He didn't give her any of that, and needless to say, she was pissed.
"Woe is me; woe is me. Will someone help?" she chanted in the gymnasium. Coach Boomer, also known as the Sonic Boom/Sonic Pedophile heeded to her call.
"You need a real man, Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue? I sure can give you what you want, any time you want it," he said sauvely. Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue narrowed her eyes, looked the older man up and down, and shrugged.
"If no one else can please me," she replied and leaned over to kiss the older man. He gripped her by the wrist and led her to the nearest janitor's closet. He ripped off her shirt, bra, skirt, and invisible thong. He then groped her abnormally large breasts. She in returned, clawed off his shorty short shorts, and bent down...
AND PUT HER MOUTH ON HIS YOU-KNOW WHAT!
Will ran down the hallway after spotting Warren. The brooding hunk was (again) hunched over his oddly thick book.
"Warren! I have something to tell you!" Will gasped for breath. Warren lifted his head and glared.
"What?"
"Warren, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while. I am - "
Just as Will was about to say "in love with you" the bell rang. Students piled out of the classrooms, just as Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue and Coach Pedophile fell out of the closet. Everyone gasped as Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue fell right on top of the older man; both were naked.
"I can explain!" Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue shouted as Penny pushed her way through the crowd.
"You bitch! He's my man!"
"What you talking 'bout?" Freeze Girl yelled with fists clenched. Coach Pedophile smiled awkwardly.
Principal Powers shoved her way through the crowd. Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue sat on the floor, legs spread open. She cried heavily in her hands.
"Slut!"
"Whore!"
"Do me, Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue!" Lash screamed through the name calling. She perked up and ran over to him. She jumped him and tore off all his clothes.
Will sat down on the ground in disbelief. "Why does this shit always happen to me? I just want to tell Warren that I love him!"
FLAME ALL YOU WANT SUCKAS! YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE SLASH!
PEACE!
REAL WORDS