Uh. Uh. Uh! I have nothing to say... =/
Except that I changed the name, because I'm not talking about Warren anymore. It's all about Sky High. The TRUE Sky High. Warren's part of it yes, but so are other people. =)
Ethan bit his lip. He was nervous. He was shaking. He was trying not to shit his pants. The short black boy - who was continually looked over by his peers - sat on the outside steps. After the fiasco with the Tyranno-slut-rus bimbo with Lash, he became jealous. How could an extraordinary super stretch hottie fall for a imbecile like that? Why would a hottie hot-hot boy (who was clearly gay..did you SEE that purple shirt he wore?) fall in love with a girl named...whatever the hell her name was?!?
The puddle knew what he had to do.
He had to put his mouth on Lash's YOU-KNOW-WHAT...
...whether the older teen was drunk or not. Ethan preferred if Lash was sober while doing so, but he needed to be satisfied.
Because Little Larry sucked at it.
Pun intended.
He decided to take his problem to Warren.
"Hey Warren? What would you do if someone you loved completely ignored you?" the Puddleman asked his somewhat of a best friend. Warren didn't close the disastrously thick book, but he turned to face Ethan. Of course Warren knew what he would do if someone he loved completely ignored his feelings. It was happening at the very moment with a William Theodore Stronghold, the hunk that he nearly roasted twice.
"Well, it depends on who it is."
Ethan made an 'O' with his mouth. Should he tell Warren? Should he not tell Warren? Would Warren be pissed if he found out that Ethan loved the biggest, bullying - but sexiest - badboy at Sky High?
"You won't kill me if I tell you?"
Warren refrained from rolling his hazelnut colored eyes. "No."
"It's...Lash!" the smaller boy squeaked and jumped as if Warren was about to roast him. Instead, Warren began to laugh.
"Lash?! Him out of all people? You can totally do so much better than him. Have you ever seen him in the locker rooms? There's nothing there!"
Ethan longed to be a senior at that very moment. Locker room? With Lash? With the true love of his life? It would be like he died and gone to heaven. No, it would be better than heaven. It would be his own Bermuda paradise, with Lash as his little fanner girl. Yum. Him in a hula skirt (very short and thin hula skirt) without a shirt. The thought mouth watered the younger boy until Warren nudged him out of his day dream.
"Hey!"
"What?"
"I was having a good day dream..." Ethan mumbled. "So, what should I do?"
"Tell him," Warren replied simply and went back to the mysterious book he was reading. Ethan hopped up and ran back into the building.
"LASH!? LASH!? Where is he?!"
We all know where Lash was. He was back in the janitor's closet, dry humping Mary Sue. Though, oddly enough, he fell away from her charm. She disgusted him, but as one of the resident badboys of Sky High, he had to bed her. He had to be cool.
He couldn't be openly gay!
Though, he totally was.
And totally loving that little puddle named Ethan.
Mary Sue stopped moaning and groaning and smacked him across the face. Her telepathic powers kicked in when her sex partner thought of it.
"How dare you! You used me!" she screamed at the top of her lungs and ran out of the janitor's closet still unclothed. "OH. MY. GAWD! I totally got used by Lash, but he's totally in love with Ethan Puddlemere! Can you believe it?"
A random person passing by stopped short and stared at her. Magenta rolled her eyes and did a face-palm. She didn't understand the dumbass girl one bit and let her opinion be known. "How stupid are you? Everyone knows. It's called dramatic irony you dumb bitch."
Lash smiled and went to find Ethan. Of course, he forgot to put on clothes also.
And Ethan would understand why Warren mentioned the locker room...
FLAME ALL YOU WANT SUCKAS! YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE SLASH!
PEACE!
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