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Zach loved Layla. Everyone knew it. The two of them snuggled every chance they could get, whether it be on the bus, in the cafeteria, or during Gym. Zach loved how she smelt, how she felt, and how she said his name. She was perfection in his eyes, and he wouldn't let anyone take her away from him.

"Layla, I love you; you know that, right?" he asked that day after the whole Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue-in-a-closet-with-Coach Pedophile and then Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue-learning-about-Lash-was-gay-and-in-love-with-Ethan ended. Glow Boy and Plant Girl sat in the library, hand in hand, body to body, lips to lips. Zach didn't want to let go of her, despite the librarian giving them an evil glare.

"Yes, I do," she replied and poked him in the stomach. He chortled and poked her back. She poked him back. He did it to her.

For about five minutes, they poked each other back and forth. They giggled madly.

That's when Lash burst into the room, naked, and looked frantically for Ethan. He spotted the two lovebirds and ran over to them. Layla began to laugh hysterically at the sight of him, while Zach turned red.

"Why the hell is he doing that? He's not a real man without clothes on..."

Warren spoke the truth about the locker rooms. Lash, for the lack of a better word, had a really, really, REALLY small genital appendage. It was about an inch long (measured by both Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue and Speed) and weighed only about an ounce. Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue didn't mind, because her small mouth could still fit around it, but Speed on the other hand decided to remain friends once he saw it.

Oh, and the only reason why Warren noticed it was due to the fact that Warren just did that. He looked around curiously, like any guy would. Only he didn't mean it in the fashion of sizing up...

On with the story!

"Do you know where Ethan is?" he panted, and Zach tried his best not to look at the sweating, naked boy. It was an embarrassment; Lash was an embarrassment. Zach didn't like embarrassments.

"He's looking for you," Layla replied. Lash frowned and began to tear up. That wasn't the answer he was looking for. He wanted to know the exact location where the damn boy was! "I have no clue."

Lash began to cry and showed his cut wrist to the two. Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue found them really sexy and lapped the blood up from his newest cut. Shee healed him, but it still showed the scars. Zach grimaced while Layla cooed.

"Oh my gosh, you poor thing!" she said, and Lash nodded in agreement.

Then Ethan ran into the door.

He locked eyes with Lash.

Who was naked.

It was like his wildest dream. Only it was reality.

Lash motioned for the boy to run over. Ethan did, while taking his clothes off, and jumped on the stretchy boy. Layla and Zach both gapsed as the two lovers landed on the table and began to have intercourse. The librarian found it hot, but in the right mind, called Principal Powers to stop the shenanigans. She entered the room and pried the boys off of each other. What a site it was. Lash and his lack of appendage, and Ethan with his overabundance of appendage.

She laughed at the irony.

"I'm going to let go of you two. If you want to continue this, do it somewhere where it isn't in the public eye. Agreed?"

"Agreed," they both said, eying each other. Powers let go of them, and the two (Ethan on Lash's back) ran for the nearest bathroom. She turned to Layla and Zach. "I think you two are the only sane ones around here."

Zach nodded, and Powers left the library.

That's when Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue and Freeze Girl entered the room. They were accompanied by Coach Pedophile. They realized where they were and abruptly left. They went into the nearest bathroom and decided to join the festivities with Lash and Ethan.

Warren, however, tried to find Will.

Magenta, on the other hand, had her own problem...

FLAME ALL YOU WANT SUCKAS! YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE SLASH!

PEACE!

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