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"I can't believe we're about to do this."
"Just chill out, alright?"
"Are you kidding me? We can get into trouble!"
"Why do you care? Aren't you all against conformity and stuff?"
"Well...yes! But I don't do illegal shit like this."
"Hey, don't curse in front of me, or I'd have to serve you a detention."
"Okay, forgive me. I don't do illegal stuff. I don't need a record," the teenager rolled her eyes.
"Good, but it's okay. What we're doing is okay."
"Murdering is NOT okay!"
"When it's as big as this, it's the only option!"
"Since when am I the adult?!"
"Magenta, sweetie, I know you don't want to do this. We have to get rid of Mary Spencer KaAnne Dragon Karen Lilly Edna Kelly Ryder Angela Sue once and for all. I'm tired of her; the staff is tired of her. Frankly everyone is tired of her, except for Coach Boomer and Charlotte," Principal Powers mumbled under her breath. Actually, she loathed the Super as much as the next villain, but she couldn't tell Magenta the real reason why.
Oh, the real reason? Because Principal Powers was in love with Coach Boomer and wanted his babies.
Despite being too old.
But, that didn't stop her dreams. Sure she had kids, but she hated her husband.
As always.
Anyways...
Magenta sighed. "You're right, I'm tired of her too. But what can I do? Get rabies and bite her?"
"No, I have a much better plan. It involves Warren, Will, Layla, Zach, Ethan, and even Lash. We need to concoct something so wretched that it would not only destroy her, but her dumbass spirit and soul. She would just disappear out of thin air!" she said triumphantly.
"No cursing," Magenta mumbled under her breath. "Look, what if I said no?"
"Expulsion, no recommendations to the college of your choice, and your life will be ruined."
"Okay, if I do help?"
"Valedictorian, you get into the college of your choice, and your life with be amazing and with a lot of benefits," Principal Powers replied with a twinkle in her eyes. Her blue eyes gleamed brightly under the half moon spectacles she wore that day. Magenta was mesmerized, unable to figure out why she noticed that.
No, she was not in love with Principal Powers.
She just read Harry Potter too much.
"I'll do it," she said and shook hands with the authoritative figure.
"Good, now get to class. I'll write you a late pass..."
FLAME ALL YOU WANT SUCKAS! YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE SLASH!
PEACE!
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