Disclaimer: I don't own anything Twilight. If I did, there would have been a hell of a lot more bumping uglies. Who the hell am I kidding?! That would have been the whole book. No fighting, no drama, just humping.

A/N: HEY KIDS! I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THIS CHAPTER!! SO THIS IS A REPOST! I've been a little braindead. So I'm sorry to those that have read this and thought another chapter was posted!

Chapter 7-

My eyes opened and I sat up. I must have fallen asleep. The shift of the couch cushions caught my attention. I looked behind me and saw Edward soundly asleep. He looked so peaceful. His bronze hair was messed up and his mouth was slightly open. I just watched him for a minute before I couldn't resist anymore. I had to touch him. I reached out and lightly ran my hand over his cheek.

Edward's eyes flew open when he felt my touch. He looked around the living room to take in the surroundings and register where he was. Then his eyes fell on me and he smiled.

"Good morning Beautiful."

"Good morning."

Edward's eyes began to look over my bruise and I saw him wince.

"Is my eye that bad?"

"Yeah, you have a kaleidoscope of colors on your face."

"Oh great. That's sexy."

"Actually it is kind of hot. I like a woman that plays rough."

"Ha ha. Stop teasing me. Did you sleep well?"

"Yeah, once you stopped talking in your sleep."

I blushed furiously and tried to hide my face with my hands. Edward laughed at my embarrassment. He reached out and pulled my hands away from my face and placed kisses on my palms.

"Don't worry about it. It was cute."

"Did I say anything embarrassing?"

"Well it sounded like you were having a grand ole time in dream world. Lots of heavy breathing and moaning."

"Oh God!"

I hid my face again and Edward started laughing again.

"I was only kidding Swan!"

I let out a disgusted huff and reached for the pillow behind me and launched it at Edward's head. He dodged it and started laughing even harder.

"You're an asshole, you know that?"

"Yeah, but looks make up for it."

"Oh get over yourself Cullen. You may be gorgeous but that doesn't make up for being an ass!"

"You think I'm gorgeous?"

"Ugh! You are hopeless!"

I tired to stand up from the couch when I felt a strong arm hold me in place. I looked back at Edward and glared at him.

"Easy there kitten. I was only joking. Don't leave."

I stared at him for a little while and then let out a sigh and laid back down beside him. I felt his arm pull me closer to his chest.

"We should really get up."

"Why? You can't do much and we're both off for a few days. It's not like you can go in to headquarters. Charlie would kill you if you went in to work."

I turned so I was facing him.

"I know, but there's other things we can do."

"Oh really?"

Edward looked down at me and smiled while wiggling his eyebrows.

"Not that perv. And besides, you're the one that shot me down."

"Technically I didn't shoot you down. I just delayed it."

"Call it whatever you want. But the simple fact is you cock blocked me."

"Okay, I kind of did."

"Yeah. Come on. Let's get up and I'll make breakfast."

"Whatever you want partner."

I sat up from the couch and walked towards the kitchen with Edward right behind me. I began opening cupboards and pulling out ingredients to make pancakes.

"Are pancakes okay with you or do you want something else?"

"Pancakes sound great. What can I help with?"

"How are your pancake flipping skills? My right arm isn't exactly up to par."

"Are you kidding? I am the master at pancake flipping."

I couldn't help but smile at his enthusiasm.

"Okay, I'll make the batter and then I'll let the master work his magic."

I started measuring all of the ingredients and dumping them into a bowl. I felt Edward's arms circle my waist and he rested his chin on my left shoulder.

"How's your shoulder doing?"

"It feels pretty stiff, but I'll be fine."

"Why don't you take some of your medication?"

"Well I kind of wanted to hold off."

Edward must have known where I was going with that. He turned me in his arms so I was now facing him.

"Bella, don't skip taking your meds because of me. I hate knowing that you're in pain and not doing anything about it."

"It's really not that bad. I could probably use it just fine."

"Okay, prove it."

"How? Do you want me to smack you around?"

"Hmmm, maybe later. Here, lift this."

Edward pushed the gallon of milk towards me. He crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back to watch me. I put my hand around the handle and lifted it. Searing pain shot through my arm and I gritted my teeth to keep from yelling. I kept lifting the carton until it was at shoulder height. I let out an anguished breath and turned to look at him.

"See…I'm fine."

My breathing was choppy and ragged. Edward grabbed the carton out of my hand and put it on the counter. My arm fell to my side and I tried to hide the hurt that was ricocheting through it.

"Charlie was right, you are too stubborn. You're taking your meds."

"No, I'm fine, really!"

"No you're not Bella. Stop acting like a four year old and take your medication."

"I am not acting like a four year old!"

What I did next, I couldn't stop. I reached behind me and grabbed a handful of flour and threw it at Edward's chest. The cloud of white dissipated and it revealed a very surprised Edward with flour covering his face and chest.

"Now I'm acting like a four year old."

Edward sputtered and wiped the flour away from his eyes. The vibrant green color stood out even more against his flour covered skin. I just giggled and tried to scoot away from his reach.

"Oh, you're gonna get it now Swan."

Edward grabbed a handful of flour and launched it at my head. The flour hit my the side of my face with a light thud. I waved my arm in front of me to clear the air. I could hear Edward's deep throaty laugh. The sound was sexy and provoking at the same time.

"Game on Eddie!"

Before I knew it, a cloud of flour rained down on us. Edward and I were repeatedly throwing flour in the other's direction. Edward grabbed my waist and I was pressed against the counter. His hand was full of flour and he rubbed it in to the side of my face.

"Ow! My shoulder!"

Edward jumped away from me and looked at me in alarm.

"Oh God Bella. I'm so sorry!"

I quickly grabbed two handfuls of flour and threw them at him. Edward stood motionless while I giggled like a little girl.

"That was low Swan, real low."

"Oh don't get all butt hurt on me. Just because I won."

"You're lucky you're injured. I would have destroyed you."

"Oh I bet."

Edward stalked towards me and placed his arms on either side of me, sandwiching me between him and the counter again. His face was came closer to mine and my breath hitched in my throat. His hands came up to cup my face. His thumbs rubbed across my lips and wiped away the flour that was covering them. Edward leaned even closer and one of his hands made it's way into my hair and pulled my head to the side, exposing my neck to him.

He placed a soft kiss there and trailed his lips up to my ear. He gently nibbled on my earlobe. My hand went to his hair and raked through it. I wanted to run both of my hands through his soft hair, but I couldn't lift my right arm. His teeth ran over the skin of my throat. My head dropped back and I let out a soft moan.

Edward's lips made their way up to mine and he kissed me hungrily. I wrapped my good arm around the back of his neck and pulled him closer to me. Edward ran his hands down my side and grabbed onto my hips. He lifted me in his arms and I instinctively wrapped my legs around his waist, never breaking the kiss.

Edward sat me down on the counter top, returning to the position we were in the night before. I pulled away from his lips and grabbed the hem of his shirt. This time he didn't stop me from pulling it up and over his head.

I ran my hands up his chest and gripped his shoulders. I could feel his strong muscles under my fingers. I bit my bottom lip and looked him in the eyes. His hands cupped my face again and pulled me to him. His tongue darted into mine and I groaned at the contact. One of his hands released the side of my face and trailed down to cup one of my breasts. Even through a shirt and bra, the contact was electric. Another throaty groan my mouth but it was muffled by Edward's.

His hands moved down and grabbed the bottom of my tank top and pulled it off of me. He pulled away from me long enough to look at me sitting in front of him wearing only a pair of sweat shorts and a navy blue bra.

"God you're so beautiful."

I smiled and pulled his lips back to mine. His hands were resting on my hips and he pulled me closer to him. I felt his erection against my inner thigh, causing me to whimper at the contact.

One of Edward's hands moved up to play with my hair and the other went around to my back to play with the clasp of my bra. The clasp came loose and I felt the straps being drug down my arms. Edward pulled away from the kiss and looked into my eyes. I heard my bra hit the floor and I felt Edward push me back lightly. His eyes looked over my now exposed chest.

"Absolutely beautiful."

Edward bent his head and placed kisses across my collar bone and moved down to the valley between my breasts. His hands came up to cup them and his thumbs ran over my already erect nipples. I let my head fall to my shoulders. Edward's mouth moved to cover one of my nipples and I felt his tongue flick across it.

I cried out at the sensation of it. My hands went to his hair and held his head there. My legs wrapped more tightly around his waist. I wanted more contact. One of Edward's hands left my breast and trailed down my stomach and rested on my inner thigh while his other hand continued it's assault on my nipple.

"Edward! Please."

Edward looked up at me with a satisfied smile on his face.

"Please what Bella?"

"Touch me! I need to feel you."

Edward's throaty groan was my response. His hand went up into my shorts and his fingers ran over the lace edge of my panties. His finger slipped inside and ran across my wet folds. My breath hitched and I squirmed against his fingers. His tongue ran across my nipples again and one of his fingers began stroking my entrance.

"Bella, you're so wet."

My only response was a small squeak. Suddenly Edward plunged two fingers into me.

"Oh God! Edward!"

"Do you like that Bella? God you feel amazing."

I arched back as his thumb began to stroke my clit. Edward suddenly pulled his fingers out of me and I let out a whimper at the loss of contact. His hands grabbed the waist band of my shorts and tugged them off of me, taking my underwear with them. The cold granite of the counter top was in direct contrast of the heat coming off of Edward. My hands ran down his abs and made quick work of his belt. When I reached for his zipper, he stopped me.

"Not yet Bella. I want this to be about you."

"But I…"

His lips crashed down onto mine and silenced me and his fingers thrust into me again. I felt my orgasm building and I arched into his hand. His thumb started to make small circles over my clit. The pleasure was almost unbearable. Yanking his lips from my mouth he placed them on one of my straining nipples and bit lightly.

"I want you to cum Bella. And I want to hear you scream my name when you do."

I was so close. His fingers began to pump into me faster and he pinched my clit with his other hand. I cried out. That was all it took. I felt my walls clench down on his fingers and stars burst behind my eyes.

"Edward! Oh God!"

My breathing began to slow and I grabbed his face and crashed my lips to his. I whimpered when he pulled his fingers out of me. I leaned back and saw that his face had a look of satisfaction and lust.

"What about you big boy? It's not fair that you have to walk around with a raging hard on."

"It's okay Bella."

I scooted myself off of the counter and stood before him.

"No, it's not. I'm a woman that knows how to take care of her man and I will not let you suffer from a massive set of blue balls."

"But I don't think we should have sex yet. I really don't want to hurt your shoulder more."

I looked up at Edward with an evil glint in my eyes. I raised one eyebrow at him and smiled. I began to lower myself in front of him.

"Who said anything about sex? I just want to suck your cock."

Edward was speechless. He stood like a statue in front of me as a reached for the button on his jeans. I pulled the zipper down and tugged his jeans and boxers down at the same time. His erection sprang free and the size of it took my breath away. I had been with other guys before but none of them were even close to Edward.

I was fully on my knees in front of him and I looked up at him. Lust and need clearly in my eyes. Edward looked down at me and he was biting his bottom lip in anticipation. Why keep him waiting? I licked my lips and looked up at him. I made eye contact as I took him into my mouth. His head fell to his shoulder as he groaned. I began to run my mouth along his length, trying to take as much of his in my mouth as I could. I pumped the base of his shaft with one hand and cupped his balls with my other.

"God Bella! That feels incredible!"

I pulled him out of my mouth and licked along the length of him. I felt him twitch and I took him back in my mouth. His hand tangled into my hair and he thrusted into my mouth. I whimpered at the pleasure I was getting from this. I didn't mind giving oral, but I had never actually gotten any pleasure out of it until now. I kept licking and sucking, Edward's groans fueling me.

"Just like that Bella! Suck my cock!"

I moaned at his demand. I was getting more turned on with how dominant he was being. I pulled back and ran my tongue around the head of his penis before I sucked him back into my mouth again.

"Bella, I want you to touch yourself. I want to watch you cum again."

My hand traveled down to play with my clit as I continued to suck his cock. I could feel another orgasm building in me. Edward fisted his hand in my hair again, but this time he was trying to pull me away from him, I wasn't going to allow that.

"Baby, you have to stop. I'm going to cum."

I stopped playing with my clit and I grabbed his ass with both of my hands, pulling him even further into my mouth. His dick jerked in my mouth and then I felt his cum hit the back of my throat. He called out my name as he came. I pulled back and ran my tongue along the tip and looked up at him. His chest was heaving and his eyes were an even brighter green that I had ever seen before.

Edward picked me up from the floor and sat me on the counter again. I was about to ask what he was doing when he dropped to his knees and pushed my legs apart. His tongue ran across my clit and I cried out. I fisted my hands in his hair and pushed his face closer to me. He sucked my clit into his mouth and ran his teeth over it.

"Fuck! Don't stop!"

He looked up at me and plunged two fingers into me again. His hand began to thrust into me as his tongue ran over my clit again and again.

"I want you to tell me when you're going to cum. I want to watch you come apart."

He went back to his ministrations and I could feel myself right on the edge.

"Edward! I'm going to cum! Oh God!"

My head fell back and I felt Edward stand up in front of me. With his free hand he pulled my head forward so my eyes met his.

"Keep your eyes open Bella."

My walls tightened around his fingers and I screamed his name. I slumped forward and rested my head on his shoulders and tried to catch my breath.

"I think that was the best way to wake up, ever."

Edward smiled and ran his hand through my hair. If this was a preview of what was to come, this man was going to be the death of me.

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SkankBella: *arrives looking totally disshevled and lights a cigarette* Was it as good for you as it was for me? *hands cig to PB*

PrudeBella: *looks at cigareete in disgust* Uh, ewww. Do you know how many toxins are in those things?

SkankBella: Whatever. Stop ruining my afterglow.

PrudeBella: I just can't believe that that just happened?

SkankBella: Oh it sounds like someone is a little hot and bothered.

PrudeBella: No, I'm just surprised that we almost did the deed on the kitchen counter. Do you know how many germs are in your kitchen?

SkankBella: Well with the way she caves to your obsession to cleaning, I woud say none. Our ass is probably cleaner now.

PrudeBella: OH GOD! The cleaning we're going to have to do now! We'll need bleach and scrubbing pads and rubber gloves!

SkankBella: And there goes the afterglow. I should put this cigarette out in your eye, you bitch.

PrudeBella: Oh please, after this little display, you and I both know how these things go. They'll be bumping uglies in no time.

SkankBella: God I hope so! Did you see the size of that thing? He should tattoo 'choking hazard' on the side of it.

PrudeBella: *giggle* Yeah, it was pretty nice.

SkankBella: I'm gonna ride him harder than Seabiscuit.

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A/N: Hey kids! I had to put the back and forth between SkankBella and PrudeBella. I tried working it in to the chapter, but it ruined the flow of the lemonade. I hope you liked this chapter! If you did, please let me know! And if you have suggestions for their next hook up, do share! Please leave me lovin'! I'm addicted to reviews and I go through terrible withdrawls when I don't get them. And then i get the shakes and I can't type, funny how that works. Hmmm.....