DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own anything related to Kingdom Hearts. But I DO own the two ooc characters.

Note: If I end up putting this story on hiatus, please, just one message or review to continue, and i'll continue.

BTW, Number XV's name is Kaxen, pronounced Ka-zen.

Kaxen still couldn't sleep, the voices in her dream annoyed her to the point where she asked herself random questions to ignore them. But the more she asked, the more frustrated she became.

'Why do these stupid voices keep coming up in my dreams? Why is my room all white, but i'm wearing all black? Why is it always night time here? Why does everyone here have the letter "X" in their names?'

Finally, she sat up furiously, and clenched her fists. 'And why the HELL does the chicken always have to cross the road? It's like, "What's a chicken doing at the side of the road anyway?! Shouldn't it be at a farm?"I can't believe Xigbar actually used "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" as a joke!'

~Flashback~

A few days after Kaxen joined the organization, some of the more outgoing organization members tried to get her to speak up. But no matter how much they tried, she stayed quiet, much like Numbers XIII and XIV, Roxas and Xion. One day, Kaxen, with her hood still on, was checking out the castle until she stopped at a corner.

"Hey, Kiddo! Wanna hear a funny joke?." The voice sounded familiar, but Kaxen had a hard time remembering the members numbers and names. So instead of guessing, she thought it was easier to just see who it was.

"Hey! Kaxen! Nice timing! We were just about to tell Roxas here a funny!" Number II, Xigbar waved, with Number VII, Axel smiling next to him. Number XIII, Roxas, turned to her for help, not knowing what to do. She decided to help him, and be apart of the joke as well.

"You guys ready?" Axel grinned. Roxas blinked, unanswered, and looked at Kaxen for the answer. Kaxen did not speak, nor move a muscle.

"Uh..." Axel scratched the back of his head. "Right..."

"OK then!" Xigbar started, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" He smiled.

Roxas moved his eyes from one place to another, not knowing what to say.

"One at a time." Xigbar crossed his arms. It became dead silent.

"Don't everyone talk at once." Axel looked at Roxas. Roxas looked at his feet, but then looked at Kaxen for help. She looked down at Roxas, his face showing 100% confusion.

"Ahem...well, since you guys gave up...kinda...I guess i'll finish it!" Xigbar (tried to) smile.

"The chicken crossed the road..." Axel started.

"To pay his respects at KFC!" Xigbar grinned widely. Axel forced out a laugh, which was obviously fake. But Xigbar was really laughing at his own joke. But, Roxas and Kaxen stood silently. Xigbar and Axel's laughter faded instantly. "Didn't know I was talking to crickets." Xigbar frowned.

Axel stood up straight. "OK, that was lame. But I got a better one! OK, how did the-" But Kaxen walked pass him before he could continue. "H-hey!" Kaxen did not look back, nor did she stop.

"Sheesh, you suck at telling jokes!" Xigbar smirked.

Axel frowned. "Yeah? Like anyone enjoyed your crappy 'funny'!"

"Then why were you laughing?"

"I was faking it! Right Rox-" Roxas was running after Kaxen.

The last thing Kaxen could hear was Xigbar cracking up, and Axel throwing a fit about people ignoring him.

~Flashback end~

Kaxen had finally calmed down, and looked out her window. 'A Nobody...' She looked at her hands. 'All we have left are our memories...' She closed her eyes. 'But then, why can't I...' She clenched her fists. 'Remember...'She sighed and fell on her bed. "Anyth-UUUWAAUUH!!!" She freaked out, and almost fell off her bed, as she caught Axel staring down at her like he caught her doing something, weird.

"Any-thu-wauh?" Axel raised a brow. "That's a weird choice for your first words."

"Shut up! Haven't you learned how to knock first?! Uh...uh..."

Axel smiled. "Already forgot? Geez, how are you one of us? It's Axel, A-X-E-L, got it memorized?"

Kaxen scowled even more. "I wouldn't want to."

"Fine, fine, have it your way, grouchy."

"Whatever you porcupine. You almost gave me a heart attack."

He laughed. "That's impossible, you don't have one."

"Ugh..." Kaxen rolled her eyes. "How would you like it if I went into your room without letting you know?"

Axel smiled. "Well, it would kinda be weird, you know, 'cause I'm a guy, and your a girl, and you could be catching me doing guy things..."

"Guy things?" Kaxen crossed her arms.

Axel grinned. "Well I could be-"

"Ugh! Grow up! What do you want anyway?!"

"Well, it's not what I want, the boss wants us both. Says it's "important"."

Kaxen sighed, and walked to the door, but Axel was in her way. "Some time today?" She said with her hands on her hips.

"He also said, it would be better to hear him if your hood is off." He reached her hood, but she slapped it away.

"Well too bad. I want it on."

"Oh, come one! Everyone's hood is off! No need to be ashamed! I mean if your THAT ugly, then I understand."

Kaxen had enough of Axel. So she opened a portal behind her and walked towards it, but before she went in, she turned to him. "Get a life." Then she walked in, and disappeared.

Axel shook his head. "Yeesh, girls..." He opened a portal himself, and walked into it.

Chapter end! XD

Was that too tsun-tsun of her? Or did Axel push the joke too far of calling her ugly? Life lesson #1 for the dudes; NEVER tell a woman she's fat, or ugly...let's just say, karmas been getting worse lately...

Please review what you think!