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A/N: So many of you asked, and I knew that you would. This is what Edward and Emmett talked about while the girls were in Bella's room. It's short, but ENJOY!
Chapter 8- GUY TALK
EPOV
I felt my stomach drop a little as I watched Rosalie haul Bella off to the bedroom. I was going to be alone with Emmett. I mean, yeah, I liked the guy, he seemed pretty cool. But this guy is huge! He could sneeze and the force of it would throw me through the wall. Emmett was watching the girls make their way to Bella's bedroom and as soon as the door closed, he turned to me with a knowing grin on his face. I tried to act nonchalant and took a drink of my coffee.
"You two totally hooked up."
I nearly chocked on my coffee. I put the cup down and looked at Emmett. My wide eyed expression didn't help my case.
"We didn't hook up."
"You did. I don't blame ya man. Bella is hot! She's the total package. She's smart, funny, sexy, and she knows sports. If I weren't married to my Rosi, I would be all over that."
I didn't know why, but hearing Emmett talk about Bella that way made me jealous.
"But you are married, and Bella and I are just partners."
"Dude, you don't have to play cover up with me. It's okay. Bella needs a good guy, and from what I can tell, you seem like a decent guy."
"Thanks. So you really don't mind the idea of Bella and I together."
"No man, not at all! Quite frankly, she could use some action."
"Come on Em, don't talk about her like that in front of me."
"Oh don't grow a vagina on me now Cullen. The girls aren't here."
"Okay fine. Yes, I like Bella. Everything about her just pulls me in more. Her smile, her laugh, the way she puts her hair up. It's everything! I just don't know if she feels the same."
"This is more serious than I thought."
"What?"
Emmett grabbed Bella's plate of pancakes and started eating. With his mouth full he let out a low laugh.
"You're falling for her."
"No! I can't be. It's way too soon! There's no way…is there?"
"Of course. I fell in love with Rosi the first time I saw her. I even remember she was wearing this old white tank top and ratty jeans, but she was just glowing. Then she smiled at me and I was a goner."
Emmett let out a sigh and stuffed another forkful of pancakes into his mouth.
"And you think I'm the one sprouting a snatch, really? I expected more from you."
"What? She's my wife, I'm allowed to be sentimental."
"Sure. I think Rosalie has your balls in her purse."
"You know, I think she may have turned them in to earrings."
"Interesting choice."
"Enough about my relationship. What happened between you and Bella? I know you didn't just get here this morning."
"How could you tell?"
"Well, the fact that there are two Styrofoam containers on the coffee table that contain Italian food is kind of a give away. I know Bella can eat, but not that much."
I looked to the coffee table and saw the containers and grimaced. Damn it.
"When you're in the FBI, you pick up on stuff like that."
"Right. So how do I tell her how I feel? I don't want to scare her."
"There are a few things you still haven't learned about the fair Bella Swan. She doesn't scare easily. I would have thought that you would have figured that out after the other nights debacle. But she's really tough man. Most of the other girls in academy wimped out, but not Bella. She's always been able to hold her own, but we all see the way she looks at us. Us couples, I mean. Rosi and I along with Jasper and Alice, we all see it. She looks at us with this longing. She wants that special someone to hold hands with, someone to spend lazy Sundays with. She may be an agent, but she is ultimately a woman. And a great one at that. Maybe give it a few days and see how she is acting towards you. If it feels right, then have the talk. But there is one very important thing you need to know."
"What would that be?"
"If you hurt her, I'll kill you. And not just me. Rosi, Alice, Jasper, and the Chief would all be breathing down your neck. I might be the biggest, but Alice and Rosi are the two you need to worry about. Chicks man, they protect their own. And after Rosalie is done with you, she'll have a necklace to match her earrings, if you catch my drift."
I swallowed hard and looked at my coffee. The image of my balls dangling from a chain around Rosalie's neck wasn't a very pleasant one.
"I won't hurt her. She means a lot to me."
"I know that, but just keep that in mind. Now, tell me about the sex! How great was it? Tell me everything!"
"We didn't have sex. We just messed around."
"What kind of messed around? Hot groping kind or tongue and finger kind?"
I ran my hand through my hair and exhaled deeply.
"It feels weird talking about this."
"It's guy talk don't be a pansy."
"Okay fine. The tongue and finger kind."
Emmett's head lolled back.
"That is awesome! Why haven't you done more yet?"
"Because she's taking pain medication and she just got shot. I don't really think she's up to it."
"Why don't you let her decide if she's up to it or not. Like I said, she's tough."
The sound of the bedroom door opening ended the conversation. My talk with Emmett was enlightening. I knew I wanted Bella, I knew she was important to me, but most importantly, I knew I was falling for her.
