OKAY!!
One thing all celebs have to do is Google themselves. Ahem...
J-A-S-O-N... V-O-O-R-H-E-E-S.
Dang, I got a lot of hits! Scanning through the crap, one thing caught my eye. There, in all caps, was the phrase JASON/MICHAEL. Of course, I click on it. "fanfiction"? What a weird name.
TEN MINUTES LATER
Oh my... Oh... GOLLY. I've never... felt that way before. Never about Mikey. Never about ANYONE. I hear a twig snap behind me and turn around. Apparently, Michael had been standing there the WHOLE time. Now he's running away, afraid to get raped by a 7-foot-tall sweaty zombie.
LATER IN A CHAT ROOM...
cookiemonster195: I'M NOT GONNA RAPE YOU, MIKEY!!!
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: o_0 ?!
$exyPIMP:i fully except your lifestyle... MIKEY+JAY FO-EVAH!!