Since I have an e-mail AND IM my friends, you would think that there isn't really anything an old timer like me would need to obsessively check, right? Wrong! I got a Myspace, home dogz!!
Let's see... I have 174 friends, 65 friend requests, and 45 new messages. I feel so loved.
PICTURE TIME!!!
I'm taking the picture with the webcam.
3... 2... 1 ... click!
Of, course, all my pictures are of me with my ass in the camera. Myspace pics are always like that! ... Right? Looking at my inbox, Freddy sent me a message.
Subject: hey myspace whore!
Message: you've turned into a total hypocrite, jason. i mean, look at ur profile. it looks like one of sluts you killed made it!!
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He's just jealous cause I have more friends!!