Sword... equipped.

Armour... equipped.

HP... full.

MP... full.

Spells... at the ready.

Jason: who wants to quest with me??

Leatherface: me! me! OOOOOOOHH, PICK ME!

Jason: ...

Jason: fine.

Leatherface: YAY!

Jason has started quest.

Leatherface has joined group.

Pinny has joined group.

Mikey has joined group.

Fred has joined group.

Matilda_Dixon has joined group.

Jason: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! MATILDA YOU ARE A HORRIBLE KILLER FROM A HORRIBLE MOVIE!

Matilda_Dixon: don't be mean to girls!

Mikey: ur a girl? i thought you were a dog...

Matilda_Dixon: What?!

Mikey: you... deeply... resemble... a............. dog.

Matilda_Dixon: THAT'S IT!!!

!!BATTLE!!

Matilda_dixon uses Scary Images!

Mikey takes 12 damage!

Mikey uses Stabby Stab Stab Stab!

Matilda_Dixon takes 68 damage!

Matilda_Dixon uses Magic Tooth Fairy Wand!

Mikey takes no damage!

Mikey equippes Cheap Flashlight From Walmart!

Mikey attacks!

Matilda_Dixon is defeated!!

Matilda_Dixon: Nooo! Light! My only weakness!!!

Pinny: well done! well done!

Fred: cool how you pwned that noob.

Jason: THIS CHAPTER WASN'T EVEN ABOUT ME!!

Mikey: what chapter... ?