Disclaimer:I still do not in any way, shape, or form own Naruto or Disney. If I did, the would be a Disney movie about Jews. Every other race has had a Disney movie except them. Anti-semtitic bastards.

You know, you COULD skip this Chapter if you want. Nothing really happens, I just had this comedy routine in mind while working on the story. It's basically just filler.

Princess K: wow, only two more chapters after this. . .

Kisame: You mean we only have two more chapters of this insanity!!??

Princess K: Hey! How'd you guys get in here!?

Hidan: We had Fluffy here use his C3 exploding clay to blow a hole through the fourth wall!

Princess K: ...And you expect everyone to believe that!?

Kisame: Um...Have you read some of the stuff you wrote about in this story? And you're getting on us because of THIS?

Princess K: ....okay you got me there.

Deidara: *is carrying the sleeping Nemo in his arms* I'm just happy to finally get some respect around here, un. *smiles and nudges Kisame* Right Kisame? You know a little thing about no respect?

Kisame: .......at least I'm not a zoophiliac......

Deidara: ....I'm a What?

Kisame: You know....

Deidara: Know what?

Hidan: You know...how Nemo is with you in every scene and how you're always talking about how he's sooo cute and shit...

Deidara: . . . WHAT!? You think me and Nemo are-

Princess K: *shrugs* If the shoe fits. . .

Kisame: The proof is in the pudding...

Hidan: Tell me, do either of your butt buddies Senor Weasel or the Coin-Operated Boy know about this?

Nemo: *wakes up* Nyew?

Deidara: *covers Nemo's ears* Don't listen to their slanderish lies Nemo-kun! *hand tounges like the ridges of Nemo's ears*

Nemo: *squirming in Deidara's arms making a cat-moaning sound...I'm actually not sure if cats can do that...I'm no vet....But for the sake of the joke lets pretend they can...*

Hidan: Wow...I mean, I've always knew you wanted to be inside of Nemo but still-

Princess K: *uses pencil to undo Hidan's neck seams*

Hidan: *head falls off* Goddammit!!!What the hell was that for bitch!?

Princess K: For picking on my adorable, promiscuous bishie thats why. Besides, when it comes to bizzare fetishes, you're not one to talk. Sado/Masochist bastard.

Plus theres what you did to Gaara in the fic. Janeshy wrote for me, shall I tell everyone online what you did?

Hidan's Head: YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF THAT!!!

Princess K: *picks up Hidan's disembodied head buy his hair* Why Hidan? I was just going to tell them that you have a good HEAD on your shoulders. (That and you had creepy, pedophile ass-rape sex with Gaara)

Hidan's Head: YOU BITCH!!!

Princess K: Why? I'm just telling you how amazed I am by the fact you're aHEAD of the others.

Hidan's Head: I SWEAR TO JASHIN I WILL BITE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING THROAT OUT IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER GODDAMNED HEAD PUN!!!!

Princess K: I'm just playing with you Hidan, no need to worry your HEAD off.

Hidan's Head: *trying to bite Princess K's fingers*

Princess K: *to Kisame* Hey Starshine, want some head?

Kisame: ...you could have just said Hidan's head. You didn't have to go and make it dirty like that.

Princess K: Oh, the things I do for comedy.

Kisame: Well do you have thread around here or can you go get Kakuzu so we can sew Hidan's head back on?

Princess K: Nope, I have a better and lazier idea. *hands Kisame the stapler* Staple it back on. I really don't feel like bringing Kakuzu back into this story.

Deidara: Anything we should know about Chapter 5 beforehand, un?

Princess K: hmm...Oh, the next chapter is the musical chapter!

Hidan: *head sown back on* ....Musical chapter?

Princess K: Yeah, I plan on doing an American Idol thing.

Kisame: That's silly, right Hidan....Hidan?

Hidan: *is singing* Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the clear blue moon~

Princess K: ....By God....That's....that's even more beautiful than Susan Boyle or Smiley or Dan Green's voice....

Deidara: Some where right now...an angel is getting it's wings....un....

Kisame: ...I could sing like that if I wanted to...I just don't want to...

Princess K: *clears throat* Yes...anyway....I also plan on doing this big, elaborate musical number at the end with all the characters.

Hidan: *singing with more power and feeling* Can you paint with all the Colors of thw Wind~

Deidara: ....they should've sent a poet....un...

Kisame: *looks up at the sky* You have the power to stop this...

And so...this ends Ch.4 of this. Ch. 5 will be up soon after I decide which song to use. I'm thinking either Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, Natalie Portman by Ozma, or Cat's in the Cradle by Harry Chapin. YOU DECIDE!!