Chaos in the halls of Hogwarts

Ch 2

Sorry I haven't updated in forever. I have been dealing with college stuff. I hope everyone had a spectacular Christmas. Please have a look at my newest one shot story with Charlie Weasley and tell me what you think. Now don't forget to read 100 things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts before reading this. Thank you very much and please enjoy.

"Miss Granger will you please tell me what is the correct ingredient for the Drought of living death?" Professor Snape asked in a fierce voice he had been frustrated by the lack of control students seemed to possess today. Some stupid Gryffindors had been actually laughing in his presence.

"Newts liver Sir" Hermione replied with a smirk. She was thinking of number 30 in the list.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

Hermione fought back a giggle as she looked at her greasy haired professor. He really did need to wash his hair. Though she supposed his hair was greasy from all the potion fumes that always surrounded him. Though it would be funny to gage his reaction if he were to be sent a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. Though he might not even know what shampoo is let alone soap. Ahh the foreign world of hygiene is something the potion's master surely does not know of. Hermione had to turn her chuckle in to a cough as the professor walked by. Then number 39 popped into her head as the professor took a sip of the drink that was on his desk and she had to bite her lip to keep from bursting out laughing.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

That certainly sounded like something the Weasley twins would do. Though she secretly wondered what skele-grow would do if the person didn't have any injuries or bones that needed to mend. Well maybe the professor should take a leaf out of Professor Moody's book because ever since the list had suddenly become a wide spread document passed around the school with the exception of the slytherines. Hermione expected quite a few people to try some of the things on the list. Though she doubted anyone would actually try to put skele-grow in Professor Snape's drink, the whole school seemed to be afraid of him. Well besides whoever wrote the list.

The sound of the bell made Hermione jump she had been lost in her thoughts that she hadn't even noticed the time. Well they had transfiguration next. Hermione smirked as she heard someone mutter "Now time to go spend some time with Minnie"

18) I will not pick up where the Marauders left off and begin to call McGonagall "Minnie"

Hermione knew from the stories Sirius and Lupin told them that the Marauder's used to call Professor McGonagall "Minnie" because her name was Minerva. Hermione laughed as she pictured her very uptight thin lipped professor blushing as four boys referred to her as "Minnie." Though Hermione knew it was very disrespectful she couldn't keep from laughing. The idea of Professor McGonagall blushing at anything was extremely bemusing.

"If Minnie gives us too much homework maybe we should tell her that Dumbledore thought she looked smashing today" Dean whispered to the bushy haired Gryffindor beside him. Hermione snorted in laughter as number 49 came to mind.

49.) I will not ask McGonagall if she has a thing for Dumbledore, as strongly as I believe she does.

Hermione could just see Professor McGonagall's face when she heard about the rumor that was floating around about her illustrious affair with the headmaster. It was quite a bit of gossip apparently they spend summer and Christmas Holliday's in the Headmaster's suit blowing their way through Dumbledore's sweets and well no body really wants to think about what Minnie's been blowing as the rumor goes. Hermione suddenly felt sick at the thought of Professor McGonagall and the Headmaster going at it in his office. It was quite unsettling and disturbing.

"Dean I would really like to keep my lunch thank you very much. You might get off to the picture of Minnie and Dumbledore together but I certainly don't." Hermione said with a disgusted look.

"Your right Hermione that is one of the most revolting images I have ever come up with." Dean said looking sick himself now. Hermione snickered as she walked into Transfiguration and saw a slightly angry McGonagall and a few smirking students. People were snickering and coughing "Dumbledore" all throughout the class period. It was no wonder that Minnie gave them so much homework.

"Next we get to be taught by Yoda." Harry said smirking as Hermione disguised her cackle as cough. "Accio, the incantation it is" Harry said doing a very poor imitation of the green Jedi.

5) I will not ask Professor Flitwick if his first name is Yoda

I thought about how it would b e funny if someone decided to charm Professor Flitwick green. Now that would be a Weasley prank. Hermione began to think about how much she was thinking about the infamous Weasley twins and how much she actually missed their pranks and sense of humor. She laughed as she thought about the list and the mention two certain red head troublemakers.

43.) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "The Marauders" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.) Putting down "Fred and George Weasley" probably isn't the best idea either...

Hermione laughed at the look she would get if she told people that the Weasley twins were her greatest influence at Hogwarts. She would probably get sent to the infirmary saying that she is seriously delusional. Hermione was still thinking about the twins and about sending them a copy of the list when she walked in the charm's classroom and had to immediately walk out again as she busted out laughing. Someone had levitated Professor Flitwick's wand a few feet over his head and he was not jumping up and down trying to reach it. Hermione was reminded of the list once again.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

The image of Flitwick jumping up and down like a small child playing monkey in the middle was measly amusing and soon the entire Gryffindor and Hufflepuff house were cracking up. Finally after the professor managed to summon his wand to him. The class began to settle down. But occasional snickers and chuckles could be heard throughout the room all class period. The school has gone mad and Hogwarts is in utter chaos. All because of a list that Harry had found. Hermione couldn't wait until the day was done. Though the pranks were funny she was getting tired of all the craziness that was getting in the way of her studying and learning.

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