I bet you've all been waiting for this chapter. Well here you go. I just want to be sure and let you know that I totally own South Park. It was an idea several years in the making and eventually most of the characters will realize their gay feelings for one another and everything will end with some big gay party.

Nurse: Love, it's time for your meds.

Me: No, I'm not crazy, I own South Park I tell you, and It's mine *get sedated*

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"What the hell is going on here?" Ash said, walking into the house uninvited.

"I'm on a date," Thorn offered, not looking at him.

"With Mike?" He seemed a bit shocked.

"Yes."

"And when were you planning to tell the rest of the group this?" Ash asked him.

"I don't know. Soon, I guess. I didn't want you flipping out, because I'm dating someone." Thorn said.

"You shouldn't fucking care what I think. That's what conformist do."

"So you're okay with it?" Mike asked.

"Okay with it? No, pathetic conformist waist their time on love every day, it just sends them closer to their graves. I'm I going to stop it? No, because that will just make me a douche bag." He said.

"Thank you," Mike said.

"Yeah, thanks." Thorn added.

"Whatever, you don't need to pull that faggy emotional crap, you know." Ash said, shoving his hands in his pockets. "Well I got to leave."

"See you tomorrow." Thorn called.

"Whatever." Came the only reply before the door closed. It wasn't loud enough to be considered a slam, but it wasn't exactly quiet.

"Now, where were we?" Thorn asked, before attaching his lips to Mike's once more. A flash once again interrupted them.

"Mom!"

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Shadow hated his mom. This was easy to see. He knew it. Ike knew it. Hell, even his mom knew it. But he never hated her more then he did at that moment.

He clutched his suit cases tightly in his hands and wondered down the street. His mom had told him that he had to choose between his family and Ike. So he chose Ike, knowing that he would willingly follow Ike to Hell and back. He has in fact followed Ike to Hell and back, but that is a different story, for another time. The point now was that he had been kicked out.

He couldn't stay at Ike's house, his mom would flip.

"Hey there." A cheerful voice called.

Shadow turned his head and saw a man on the other side of the road.

"Hi," He called back hesitantly.

"What are you doing out. It's getting super late."

"My mom kicked me out because I refused to leave my boyfriend," Shadow said. He had no idea why he was telling his personal issues to a complete stranger, but he was.

"Well, that's not right at all. You can come live with me. I'll make you a good meal." The man walked across the road and put a hand on Shadow's shoulder.

"Thank you."

They only had to walk a block before they got to the strangers house.

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"Kyle, I need your help." Ike said, entering his older brother's room.

"Okay," Kyle said, putting his book aside.

"I really like someone. And, I think, they really like me back. We've been dating for about a month, but they don't want to be exclusive. I kind of do though. What should I do?" He asked.

"Well, maybe you should just talk to her. If she really likes you, then she won't mind telling people. And if she doesn't, then she doesn't deserve you." He replied.

"Thanks, Kyle. I'll do that." Ike said, smiling widely.

"Oh and Ike?"

"Yeah?"

"Who's the lucky girl?" Kyle asked, raising an eyebrow.

"His name is Shadow." Ike then left, without another word, leaving Kyle alone.

He smirked and picked up his phone. He scrolled through his contact list until he found the name Stan. The photo id was a picture of him kissing Stan. Stan's eyes were widened in surprise, since he was not expecting a kiss.

Kyle giggled at the memory. He pressed call, not being able to wait to tell him boyfriend the news.

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Shadow placed his coat in the closet and slipped off his shoes.

"You who, Mr. Slave? I'm home, and I brought us a little guest." The man called.

"Oh Al, honey. I've missed you." The two men kissed.

Shadow watched this, wondering if he and Ike would be like this one day.

"And who is this." The man named Mr. Slave asked.

"I'm Shadow." He replied, his voice coming out more timid then he wanted it to.

"His mean old mother kicked him out because he didn't want to break up with his boyfriend," Al explained.

"Well that is awful. You deffinetly have a place here sweetie." Mr. Slave said.

"Thank you." Shadow said smiling.

"There is a guest room, down the hall and to the left. You can sleep there. Dinner should be ready shortly." Al said.

Shadow thanked them again and took his suitcases to his new room.

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Mike was wrapped up not only in a blanket, but also in Thorn's arms. He was slowly drifting off to sleep. Thorn stroked his hair gently and kissed the top of his head.

"I love you." Mike whispered before falling asleep.

Thorn just smiled.

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Ash's room was destroyed. Paper was shreaded and tossed carelessly about. The bed sheets were on the floor, and candles were the only light source. Ash was laying on his bed doing something he had not done in a long time.

He was crying.

Not just small tears, but full out sobbing.

He wished Thorn was here to comfort him. Hadn't he always been there for him, not Mike? What did he see in Mike anyways? Maybe it was because he was more conformist. Ash didn't really know. All he knew was that Mike had Thorn and he did not.

TBC