Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, Fred Weasley wouldn't be dead, and I wouldn't be here. Enjoy!

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Fredrick "Fred" Gideon Weasley II

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1. James and Louis are his best mates. They were all born within a month of each other, and they always played together when they were little. It wasn't until he got to Hogwarts that he really fully appreciated his crazy cousins.

2. Louis always says how bad it must be to be named after dead people. Fred always said it didn't bother him, and it didn't. Most of the time.

3. He was a bloody brilliant chaser, and he knew it. He knew his dad had wanted him to be a beater like him and Uncle Fred, but life's no fun unless you break the mold.

4. Breaking the Hogwarts detention record is truly his proudest achievement. When he and his cousins got sent to Headmistress McGonnagol's office, she surprised them by telling them that getting in trouble that quickly was truly impressive. When she saw the looks on their faces, she said that no one had ever gotten in trouble that quickly, not even the Marauders or Fred and George.

5. Out of all his friends, he was the one who had the most trouble with girls. It wasn't that they didn't like him, far from it. With his light brown skin, brown eyes, and his dark red hair that looked almost brown, girls loved him. He was funny, charming, and popular, but he had no idea how to talk to girls. His first date was in his fifth year, and his first kiss wasn't until his seventh. James always teased him(though he wasn't much better, even though he thought different), and Louis taunted him as well(though actually had room to talk).

6. The joke shop was his favorite place in the world, Wizarding or Muggle. He loved working there, mainly because he got to do what he did best, pull pranks. The best part was, they were complete strangers that couldn't get him back like Dom, Roxie, Lucy, and Molly could. He gave up on pranking them, it was nothing more than a death wish.

7. He's very protective of his cousins. He's seen what losing a member of your family can do to someone, and he never wants to go through that. When he was thirteen, he asked his dad about Uncle Fred. He told him about the pranks they pulled, detentions they got, when they opened the shop, and blowing up the dungbomb under Aunt Muriel's chair. There was a smile present on his dad's face, but Fred could see the pain behind his eyes. His dad was good at hiding pain, but Fred knew that he could never go through that. He couldn't help imagining what it would be like if he lost Roxie, James, or Louis. Just the thought made him shudder.

8. He loves DADA, it's his favorite class. He loves practicing defensive spells, they really come in handy when your sister and your most diabolical cousins are best friends.

9. He picked up on his dad's habit of calling Professor McGonnaol "Minnie". Just like his dad, she was his favorite professor, her's was the exam he studied hardest for, and she was the one teacher he never crossed the line with. Well, at least he tried not to...

10. He says that Dominique, Lucy, and Molly are annoying, demented, and evil, but he can't help but love them. They may be all those things, but they are still family, and he wouldn't let anybody hurt them. Ask Andrew Davies, he'll tell you.

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Hello Again:)

I know I haven't updated for a bit adn I'm extremely sorry! I'm a horrible person, blah, blah, blah, I should be begging for forgiveness, yadda, yadda, yadda, you've heard it all before! By the way, I need some help thinking of a name for my L/J fic, any ideas?

So what'd you think of little Freddie? I like him, and I think this turned out pretty well, but you tell me! I really want those reviews *coughcough* *hinthint* ;)