Me: Ok, since all of you are wimps, I will chose, Doc, what do you chose?
Delbert: Truth!!!!!
Me: *Snorts* Wimp! *Makes chicken noises*
Delbert: Fine, fine! Dare!
Me: Ok, here's one from Swamp Fairy!
lol sounds like fun! Okay... I dare Silver... no, I dare the doctor... yes! I
dare the doctor to write a haiku! Yes!
Me: *Grabs sword* Do it!
Delbert: Ok, um-
Me: About bananas.
Delbert: What?!?!?!
Me: *Looks at sword*
Delbert: Fine! *Clears throat*
Bananas are cool,
They are yellow and squishy,
I love bananas!
Me: That has to be the stupidest poem ever!
Delbert: *Swears*
Me: *Holds up sword* You were saying?
Delbert: *Silence*
Me: Next one goes to Jim, torture or death?
Jim: WHAT?!?!?!
Me: You guys are no fun! Fine, truth or dare?
Jim: Dare!
Me: Your dare is from Wherever Girl
I dare you to shave your head and put whip cream in your pants.
Jim: Can I change my answer?
Me: No, now hop to it!
Jim: But, but...!
Everyone: Do it Jim! Do it Jim! *Takes out cameras*
Jim: I can't shave my hair!
Me: *Pretends to be hard of hearing* What's that?! Do it right here?! OK!!! *Takes out scissors and whip cream*
Jim: My life is over... *Takes scissors slowly and cuts his hair*
Sarah: You know, I think he looks quite handsome.
Amelia: Yup, he looks like a cantaloupe.
Morph: *Turns into a cantaloupe* Heehee!
Jim: *Looks at head* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *Takes pictures*
Me: I think I'm going to post this on the internet.
Jim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Now the whip cream!
Jim: *Glares* I hate Wherever Girl! *Squirts whip cream into his pants* There!
Everyone: *Takes pictures*
Me: Thank you Jim for that WONDERFUL demonstration-you should always pick truth!
Jim: Oh come on!
Me: Now Amelia, truth or dare?
Amelia: Truth.
Me: Wimp!
Amelia: After seeing what happened to Jim, I think I'll be careful now.
Me: Wimp! Ok, truth from Spirit Marcher
What is Amelia's most embarrasing moment as the Captain of the Legacy
Amelia: Actually, dare doesn't sound so bad!
Me: Can't change it, now everyone! It's story time!
Amelia: *Pouts* Fine! Once when the cook was making pancakes, the cabin boy tried flipping one, it sailed through the air and landed on me when I was walking down the stairs, the crew was laughing so hard that one of them spilled a plate piled high with eggs and bacon on me.
Me: Not funny enough!
Amelia: The crew except the Helmsman who was steering the ship was playing Truth or Dare like we are now and they bribed me to play, I ended up flirting with the Helmsman and sticking my head in the garbage pile, the Helmsman called the cops to report a drunken person.
Me: Could be worst!
Amelia: A crew member was swabbing the deck and I was walking by him, then he slipped grabbed onto my pants and accidently pulled them down.
Me: Yawn!
Amelia: Grrrrrrrrr! I was swinging on the ropes and the cook was walking below me, I jumped down and landed on him, somehow in surprise, he grabbed onto my shirt and tore it in half, I was so angry I pulled down his pants, we were lying down on each other and the crew thought we were making out!
Me: did you?
Amelia: NO!
Me: Well, I guess that's enough, Doc, truth or dare?
Delbert: ...
Me: Come on Doc! Time's a wastin'!
Delbert: I pick, um, TRUTH!!!
Me: *Squints* Are you SURE?
Delbert: Uh, mayb-
Me: That's great, here's the truth from TheInkgirl
Did you ever have even the teensieist idea of liking Sarah?
Doc: Of course not!
Me: Hold on! I feel a lie coming on!
Delbert: *Laughs nervously* Why would you think that?
Me: I have my ways!
Delbert: Fine! When Leland left, I MOMENTARILY thought about offering to be Jim's father-
Me: Translation: You were going to ask if you could marry her.
Delbert: Well she was a bit attractive and I thought-!
Amelia: *Socks him in the stomach* HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kids: Mommy, are you and Daddy gonna be davorsed?
Amelia: That's divorced Honey, and maybe. *Glares at Delbert*
Delbert: Oh shit...
Me: I love a good fight! Ok, that's the end of chapter 2, keep reviewing!