Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

'Wait 'til I get that bastard…I'm gonna kill him…' a raven haired boy grumbled as he walked down the street. People were looking at him in awe. Usually, Sasuke would be calm and walk in a sophisticated way, and would dress in blue or black, not in a green T-shirt and blue pants… But what the people did not know was that this boy was in fact not the real Sasuke. He was Naruto, who was trapped in Sasuke's body and didn't know how to reverse it. So, naturally, Sasuke was trapped in Naruto's body.

'Hi Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!' yelled two girls, running frantically towards him. The one girl had short, pink hair and the other girl, whom the pink haired one was racing with, had blond hair and beautiful blue eyes.

Naruto flinched and backed away, knowing that if he told those two girls that he and Sasuke's body were switched, they would surely kill him…

'Get away Ino-pig! He's mine!' yelled the pink haired girl.

'No way Forehead!' the blond yelled and the two girls began pushing each other away from Naruto, who they though were Sasuke.

The two girls stopped fighting and slowly looked at Naruto. Naruto sweat dropped and he could feel his face becoming red. Never had a girl fought over him and never had a girl looked at him with complete horror on her face. Well, that was a lie. Many people looked at him with disgust and horror, even when he was a little boy.

'Uhm, Sasuke-kun? Why are you dressed like that…?' the pink haired girl asked.

'Uhh, well you see…The thing is…I...I just wanted to try something new!' Naruto replied rubbing the back of his head.

'Hmm, why?' she asked, rubbing her chin, not quite believing his story.

'Uhm, hey! Did you do something new with your hair Sakura-chan?!' Naruto said, but at that moment he knew he screwed up.

'DID YOU JUST CALL ME SAKURA-CHAN?!?!' Sakura yelled, in disbelief. Only one person had ever called her Sakura-chan, and that was Naruto.

'I, uh, I, uh…I guess N-Naruto calls you that so many times it's catched onto me, I guess…' Naruto stammered. 'But actually, I think Ino has also done something to her hair, huh, Ino?'

'Well, now that you mention it…' Ino giggled and went pink in the face.

'That's good and all, but I gotta go…' Naruto hastily said, walking away.

'Wait! Where are you going?!' Sakura called after him.

'To feed the pigeons!' he called back.

Ino and Sakura looked awe struck as Naruto sped away.

'I knew that he would go mad if he spent time with that loser Naruto.' Ino said with a sigh.

'True.' Sakura said and turned away from Ino.

'Hey! Where are you going?!' Ino yelled. 'You're not going to go look for Sasuke-kun are you?! Sakura! Answer me!'

'Come on Boss! You always help us with training!!' a little boy scolded. He and two of his friends were holding a blond haired boy's jacket in a tight grip and pulling him backwards.

'Leave me alone you little squirts!!' the blond boy yelled, jumping forward and the three little kids let go of his jacket and fell backwards with a loud thud.

'But Leader, yesterday you promised you would teach me and Moegi the Sexy Jutsu. You taught Konohamaru, it's only fair that you teach us two…' said one of the little kids, he had short brown hair, he wore goggles on his head, like Konohamaru, and he sounded as though he had a cold.

'Yeah!' a little girl said, jumping up and balling her hands into fists. She had orange hair and also wore goggles.

'Leave me alone!' the blond boy yelled and teleported away from them. Konohamaru, Udon and Moegi both raised their eyebrows in irritation. Then, at the same time, all three of them muttered,

'I'm soo gonna get him back for this…'

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Further into the village, the blond boy appeared in front of Ichiraku, the Ramen shop. He turned and looked at the shop with disgust.

'This is where Naruto usually eats.' he thought.

'Uhm, h-h-he-hello, N-N-Naruto-kun…' said a soft voice behind him. The blond boy turned around and a girl with short, black hair and misty purple eyes stood behind him. He stared at her, and remembered. She called him Naruto because he was Naruto. Well, technically he was just in Naruto's body, but everyone thinks that he's Naruto. But he wasn't. He was Uchiha Sasuke, the sole survivor after his brother slaughtered his clan that night.

'Have you seen Naru-, I mean Sasuke?' he said in the best Naruto-ish voice he could muster and tried to smile, but instead it looked more like he was baring his teeth.

'I s-saw him ta-talking with Sakura and Ino...' Hinata replied.

'So he's trying to ruin my reputation is he?' Sasuke thought, anger boiling inside him. 'Well, two can play at that game…'

'Hinata, would you like to eat some Ramen with me?' he asked, trying to grin, but he couldn't get that right either. Damn, when everyone else does it, it seems so easy. Why couldn't he do it?

Obviously surprised by his question, Hinata stood still and stared at him for a while. Sasuke coughed and she nodded her head slowly. The two of them walked into the shop and when they entered, a bowl of noodles came flying at Sasuke and hit him smack in the face. Hinata squeaked in surprise and looked at Sasuke's attacker.

Naruto (who is in Sasuke's body), sat on the stool, holding another plate of Ramen at the ready. The shopkeeper was out, so he could not scold him for throwing Ramen at other people.

Sasuke slowly removed the bowl from his face and glared daggers at Naruto, who had a very smug look on his face.

'Hinata, you should go. Things could get really ugly.' Naruto said. Hinata looked one last look at who she thought was Naruto, and walked nervously out of the Ramen shop.

'You'll pay for that…' Sasuke growled, taking menacing steps toward Naruto.

'OH YEAH?!? WELL LAY IT ON ME, SASUKE-BASTARD!!!' Naruto yelled, aiming another bowl of Ramen at Sasuke. He chucked it as hard as it could, but Sasuke narrowly missed it, and lunged himself at the counter. He grabbed a red bottle, and squirted it at Naruto.

Thick red liquid came from the bottle and hit Naruto in the face. He screamed and clutched his eyes.

'MY EYES!!! IT BUUURNS!!!!' he yelled in agony and fell off the stool and crawled around the room to look for a weapon with which he can attack Sasuke. Meanwhile, Sasuke grabbing all the stools and making himself a cover, to prevent Naruto hitting him with objects.

A deadly silence followed as Sasuke waited for Naruto who had crawled behind the counter. Sasuke stood up, leaving the safety of his fortress and headed cautiously to the counter. He peered over the edge and saw Naruto lying unconscious on the floor.

'Shit…' he muttered, looking down at Naruto, whose eyes were a deep shade of red and heavily swollen. Then he remembered something. The bottle. It was lying on the floor and when Sasuke went over to pick it up, there stood,

"CHILI SAUCE. TRACES OF ALLERGEN."

'Wait…is Naruto allergic to chili?' he thought. A low and painful groan came from behind the counter. Cursing, Sasuke walked to Naruto. He picked up Naruto's arm and flung it around his shoulder.

'Can you still walk? The hospital isn't far from here.' Sasuke asked. Naruto nodded, and with the support he was given, he walked out of the Ramen bar.

'Grandma Tsunade ain't gonna be happy about this one.' Naruto grinned. Sasuke sighed and rolled his eyes.

After much struggle, the two boys finally reached the hospital. They walked in and Lady Tsunade was standing in the waiting room, looking at the magazines that were lying on the table for people who are waiting to read, in disgust. They never have the latest issue, and when they do, either someone is reading it, or it's broken.

'Uhm, Lady Tsunade?' Sasuke said warily.

'Hi Grandma.' Naruto grinned.

Tsunade looked up from the magazines and her face dropped. Her fists balled up at her sides, she took a deep breath, and,

'WHAT DID YOU TWO DO THIS TIME, EH?!?!?!?!'

Sorry that this was really short, I'll try and make them longer as I go on with the story, it depends how much creativity I have remaining…^^ll