Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (or Sasuke for that matter).
A/N: I know I haven't updated this story in a long time and I'm really sorry about that. But my life has been so hectic right now, so please please bear with me.
Enjoy~
'We had a fight in Ichiraku.' Naruto said warily. Tsunade stared at him for a moment. She never saw Sasuke with fear on his face nor did she expect him to have deep red swollen eyes. She did not even expect that he would let someone support him.
Something was wrong. Naruto however, had a strange blank face on his face. The blond usually always smiled.
'And there is something we need to discuss with you.' Sasuke said blankly, while maintaining his emotionless face. Tsunade stared at them for a moment, opened her mouth to speak, but closed it again.
'Follow me.' she sighed and led the two boys to her office. Once they entered, Sasuke ducked out from underneath Naruto's arm and went to sit on a chair in front of Tsunade's desk. Naruto collapsed, and remained there on the ground, thinking how crappy his life was.
First he couldn't catch up with Sasuke, now he WAS Sasuke and further more; his eyes were swollen and starting to burn.
'Oh for Pete's sake, Sasuke. Pull yourself together.' Tsunade snapped.
'He's not Sasuke. I am.' Sasuke said and folded his arms across his chest.
'What?' Tsunade snapped, diverting her eyes to Naruto who was still lying sprawled out on the floor to Sasuke who was sitting smugly in his chair. Sasuke wouldn't admit it, but there was something amusing to this scene.
'Oh for the love of…SHIZUNE!!! COME HERE!!!' Tsunade yelled, and no sooner had she yelled the door burst open and a woman with short black hair was standing in the door way, looking frantic.
'Y-you, called Lady Tsunade?' she panted. Little drops of sweat dripping down her forehead.
'Take Sasuke, he's becoming pathetic.'
'Yes ma'am.' Shizune walked over to Naruto who was still lying sprawled out on the floor, and slowly picked him up. From the looks of it, he had passed out, so Shizune had to drag him out of the room.
'Tell me, boy. Why did you say you are Sasuke?' Tsunade said. Sasuke sighed and said,
'We were fighting in the Forest of Death when we landed in an old gypsy woman's caravan,' Tsunade stared at him blankly and he continued, "when she came in she said some weird poem, or something, and the following morning we were both in each others body.'
Tsunade stood up and walked to the window. She stared at the cloudless sky, before turning to Sasuke again.
'Tell me, was this gypsy old?' Tsunade asked, and Sasuke nodded. 'Hmm…Then perhaps it could be her…' she said rubbing her chin and thinking hard.
'Lady Tsunade?' came Shizune's voice. Tsunade looked up at the door and saw Naruto looking fairly disgruntled and Shizune who looked so tired that she could drop dead while she stood in the doorway.
'Carry on with your tasks Shizune.' Tsunade ordered and without another word Shizune sped off down the hall again. Tsunade sighed and muttered to herself, taking a seat on her chair again. She remained silent until Naruto took a seat, and as he did, he shot a glare over to Sasuke who returned it.
'Now, you two will listen carefully and you will do as I say, got it?' Tsunade growled sending glares to both of them. They remained silent. 'I said…GOT IT?!?!'
'Yes!' Naruto and Sasuke said.
'Good…' Tsunade said with a satisfied smirk on her face as she leaned back on her chair and crossed her arms.
'First of all, don't run off and tell anyone that you are stuck in each others body. It would only cause confusion. Second, act like how the other one would act, as not to arouse suspicion. Thirdly, don't go looking for the gypsy woman.'
'But how are we going to get back into our bodies, Grandma?!' Naruto said banging his fists onto the table.
'We'll work something out. There have been numerous cases of this…body switch…all of them were related to an old gypsy woman.' Tsunade said trying to act calm.
Naruto sank back in his chair and muttered under his breath.
'What was that?' Tsunade snapped and shot a glare at Naruto.
'Nothing…' he replied.
Tsunade sighed and leaned further back in her chair. She looked back and forth from Sasuke to Naruto and then down to the large amount of paper work piled in front of her.
'Can I go now?' Sasuke said. Tsunade jerked her head toward him and nodded. He stood up, stuffed his hands in his pockets and exited the room.
'You can go too, Sas- I mean, Naruto.' Tsunade gave a big sigh and buried her face in her hands. Naruto stood up and also walked out of the room. Tsunade removed her hands from her face and placed them under her chin.
'If it was who I think it was, then those two only have a certain amount of time on their hands to find her, and switch back to their own bodies before the time is up...'
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'I wonder what Sasuke-kun is doing now…' Sakura said. A cool breeze was in the air, and Sakura leant back and stretched herself out on the park bench. She closed her eyes and listened to the soft chirping of the birds and the rustle of the leaves.
'Sakura-chan…' came a deep voice.
Sakura's head snapped upwards so fast that she could have snapped it. In front of her stood Naruto.
'Aah!! Sasuke-kun!! I was just wondering about you!! It must be fate that you showed up!' she squealed and ushered him to come sit next to him.
Naruto stared blankly at her for a while, and walked over to the bench and sat next to her.
'So, Sasuke-kun, how are you?' she gleefully asked.
A strange sensation formed inside Naruto's stomach. He gulped, glanced at her for a second and quickly stared at his feet, finding them far more interesting at the moment.
'Sasuke-kun?'
'What do you think of Naruto?' he blurted out. Feeling his face redden.
'Of…Naruto?' Sakura stammered, looking taken back.
'Mm-mmm.' Naruto nodded, a great lump formed inside his throat, unable to make him speak.
'Well, he's kind…but he's also obnoxious and he keeps messing with you Sasuke-kun.' Sakura said balling up her fists, 'Plus he's the most annoying person I know!'
'So that's what you think of him, huh?' Naruto said, the lump in his throat and he could feel anger boiling up inside him.
'Why do you ask Sasuke-kun?' Sakura asked.
'Never mind.' Naruto snapped and stood up. He stuffed his hands inside his pockets viciously and stormed off.
'We sure screwed that up, shannaro.' Inner Sakura grumbled.
'Don't remind me.' Sakura sighed and leaned back in the bench.
'Why does the bastard want to know what we think of the blond baboon anyway?'
'I DON'T KNOW!!' Sakura yelled. She was so frustrated now, she didn't even know why. Maybe it was because she blew it, or maybe it was just because she was really hungry.
I would like to thank White Wolf Lady for helping me with this and going thru it 2 check for mistakes ^_^" Luv ya Becks!
Oh, and sorry that it's so short.
