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Chapter Three: Hells Bells
BPOV
There's nothing like waking up the next morning to the sound of your alarm clock blaring that annoying high pitched beeping noise, reaching over I began slapping it senseless to make it stop, but nope the ancient piece of shit wasn't going to stop, so I lifted it with all the strength that I had in my weak morning arms and pegged it at my wardrobe door, effectively silencing it and making it crumble to pieces, hmmm….that's better!
I slowly climb out of bed and head of to do my morning routine to get ready for my first day being the shiny new toy at Forks High, oh goody! After examining my self in the mirror for a bit and applying a bit of make-up and straightening my hair, I slip on my heels, yeah I know im fucking clumsy, but at least when I trip over the non existent ant I can at least blame it on the heals instead of looking like a total tool.
I slowly make my way down stairs, say a quick morning to Charlie at which all I get is a low grunt, Man of many words my dad is! Grab a pop tart and walk out the door.
"Shit" I say under my breath realising I have to drive the behemoth to school, way to make a statement on the first day, perhaps I can park at the back of the parking lot and walk in so nobody sees me! Yep that's the plan. Climbing in I start the engine and squeak in fright at the massive roar of the engine, Jesus there goes the plan, and they will hear me drive a mile away!
Pulling up into the car park at School everybody turns there heads to get a look at me, I notice all of the other shit heap cars and I don't feel so bad until I turn of the engine, ducking under my dash thinking ive just parked at the ghetto school and somebody is shooting at me I slowly realise that it just my hunk of junk back firing to let people know im there, Just fucking great! I dub thee Shitty Shitty Bang Bang!
I climb out of SSBB and make my way to the administration building for the meet and greet, walking into the office I notice that the buildings are old and in need of a coat of paint and the administrator sitting behind the desk is wearing a bright purple shirt with pink love hearts like poke a dots all over it, trying to stifle my laugh I walk up slap my bag on the desk.
"Hey, I'm Bella Swan, I'm hear to pick up a timetable and map"
"Oh Isabella, Charlie has told me so much about you, Welcome to forks, how do you like it so far?"
"Yeah it's alright for what I have seen so far, a bit green for my liking but alls good I guess"
She just smiles and hands me my paperwork explain to me to get my teachers to sign the paper at the beginning of each class then to bring it back at the end of the day.
Looking at my timetable I head of to my first class English, at least I like English, walking into class I reach the teacher and don't even have to introduce myself to them as word has spread around Hicksville of my coming so everybody already knows me, He points me to a seat to sit next to a girl that has brown wavy hair and looks like she will have to chisel her make-up off it is that thick.
"Hey im Jessica, Your Isabella right?"
"um…Bella" I stammer out, OMG Jessica as in Bitch from the book that is snarky towards the Cullen's, I wonder if anymore of this book could be true….no Jesus Bella get a fucking grip.
The rest of the morning follows in the same tune of people introducing them selves to me, so far ive met, Tyler, Mike, Angela (yeah she's nice in a bookworm sort of way) Eric and my personal favourite Lauren, what a snarky bitch, turns out flipping somebody off for giving you filthy looks was unheard of in this dank town.
Realising that this book must have some truth to it I head to the cafeteria for lunch and walk over to the empty corner table that im guess going by the book would be where the Cullen's fake eating lunch, I plop down in a seat raise my feet and rest them on top of the table and pull out my second book to start reading about my so called life, the cafeteria is buzzing with whispers while glancing at me with looks of worry, that I ignore.
Five minutes into my reading I hear people start approaching the table and just pretend to ignore them as the book has me once again totally engrossed, all of a sudden I hear a Gasp and raise my head to stare at the group of the most beautiful looking people I have ever met.
Alice im assuming as she is 4 foot nothing with heals and reminds me of Tinkerbelle, is closely examining my clothes with a look of confusion, "What's up Tinks? Worried you won't get to play Bella Barbie with me because I can dress myself unlike what the book says?" I say all the time smirking in her direction.
"Well if it aint Hells Bells" laughs a bear of a man that proceeds to lift me up and squish the air out of me.
"For the love of all that is holy Emmie Bear, realise me before you squish me" I manage to get out before my air supply manages to empty.
Once he releases me a long legged blonde walks over and smacks him in the back of the head and says simply that he's a Idiot and gives me a nod in which I return, Guess this is Rosalie, I cant ask much more considering she is meant to hate me.
After they take a seat I look over to where Alice is and notice the other tall blonde that can only be Jasper, hmmmm…..
"Casper!" I sneer
"Um Bella its Jasper not Casper" Alice responds to me
"No at the moment its Casper, ive just finished reading the section in the book where the resident not so friendly ghost takes a nip at me for a paper cut" I sneer in his direction.
All of a sudden I have a feeling of Calm wash over me and immediately know that the fucker is playing with my emotions to settle me down!
"Asshole, stop fucking with my emotions, you want me to not be pissed with you I suggest you not lunge for my throat on my Birthday and instead get me a fuck awesome present, Oh…and use gift bags instead of wrapping paper and this whole mess can be avoided."
Casper looks me in the eye and grins and nods in agreement.
All of a sudden I feel all feel as though somebody is breathing on my neck and I shudder, then im lifted and placed down on what feels like a stone bench, looking up I realise that it is the one and only Edward.
"Hello, My Bella"