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Chapter Four: Fuck Hot Possessiveness

BPOV

Mmhmm these books are full of crap, because the description of the man that had just secured me onto his lap had nothing on real life! His hair can only be described as the classical sex hair, looking like somebody had been gripping while getting the ride of there life (for his safety that had better not have happened), and his eyes, a beautiful gold though his pupils dilated due to his hunger for me, wow that is so sexy!

"Well hello to you too, My Edward" I purred at him.

The most perfect crooked smile crossed his face while also arching an eyebrow at me.

I slowly repositioned my body so I was straddling his lap and laced my arms behind his neck while my hands played with his hair, I looked over his shoulder at the rest of the cafeteria and watched as the faces turned to scowls from most of the females, and looks of horror from others, instinctively my hand came out to give them the royal salute, which caused all the Cullen's to start chuckling while Edward gasped.

"I'm sorry old man, would you prefer me to just bite my lip and blush instead?" I asked while raising an eyebrow up at him in question.

"Other then your physical description, and your strong scent My Bella those books seem to have underestimated you" he replied in his panty dropping voice that had my head swarming with nasty little things that id like to do to him.

"Mhm I must agree with you on that one, the Author seems to have written them about us but minor details are a tad bit wrong"

"Pray tell beautiful Bella, what are some of the things you have noticed are incorrect that I should know about, also are you re-reading the books or are you only onto the second?" he questioned.

"Nope only just started the second, up to the part were Casper over there tries to eat me" I say while turning my head to give Casper a filthy look.

"As for the differences, hmm… well, she has my family wrong, I don't get along with them at all, I didn't choose to move to Hicksville, I was made to by Renee, I hate SSBB the behemoth mobile, as Alice realised I like clothes, I like gifts in fact I live for my birthday and Christmas, I swear like a sailor, and although I may still be a holder of my V-card I still have high respect for orgasms, which if the book it correct and you are a 100 something year old virgin, you would want to get your control in check sometime soon because, kissing isn't going to help the situation your voice seems to have on my panties!" I let him know with a grin.

Unfortunately for Edward being a Vamp seems to have not helped his little problem or should I say massive problem that has made him suddenly lift me off his lap to help hide.

"Good I see we are on the same page now!" I smirk at him.

All Edward manages to do is groan while laying his head back and shaking it, all the while Alice is grinning wildly at me, Jasper smirking at Edward, Emmett's body is trembling with suppressed laughter and Rose is shaking her head with a look of amusement on it.

"Bella, you have to come home with us tonight to meet Carlisle and Esme, but I don't recommend swearing in front of Esme." Alice bouncing in her seat is asking.

"Sure, Sure" I reply.

As my next class is Biology, Edward and me start on our way to class, Edward walks really close to me the whole way but doesn't touch me and it infuriates me to no end, I grab his arm and pull it around my waist, he tenses the whole time but he doesn't attempt to remove it, good boy at least he's learning, I smirk to myself.

We both take a seat together at the desks and I start to take out my books, looking over at Edward after I realise that he hasn't moved, I look into his eyes and realise that they are pitch black, his jaw is clenched and he's looking at me like he's about to kill me, what the fuck is going on, he was fine just minutes again with me sitting on his lap, yeah the book says that I may smell appetising to him but shit I thought we fucking avoided this shit already.

"Edward, what the fuck is going on?" I sneer in his direction trying to keep my voice down so nobody notices.

Through clenched teeth Edward whispers out "It's the heaters in this room they seem to make you scent more enhanced."

"I swear to god Edward, if you fucking try and take a nip at me here, im taking you to the fucking dentist and having your teeth pulled!" I whisper yell at him.

"Fuck im out of here, ill see you after school finishes, im sorry my love."

Rolling my eyes at him I watch him swiftly go up to the teacher and excuse him self, leaving me wonder how many of the things in the book are going to come to pass, even though the characters in real life are so extremely different, well I know I am and well Edward swears a little but other then that he seems extremely straight laced.

Perhaps some things are just fate, obviously it was fate that I moved here, not my choice but it still happened, fate in the biology class, what's next? The car crash, James, god I hope not James, I hate the idea that I will have to were a cast on my leg, what a fashion clash, oh well I will just have to wait and see I guess, hmm I wonder if Alice foresaw what just happened with Edward, you would think that the little pixie could have given us a bit of pre-warning or something.

As soon at Biology finished I head off to my last class, fucking Gym, Jesus this is going to really blow hard. Changing into my gym clothes I listen to all the whispers around me until Lauren decides to gain the courage to just come up and speak to me.

"Did you know the Cullen's before moving here?" she sneered at me.

"As if it's any of your fucking business, you jealous harpy!" I sneer right back at her.

"Stay away from Edward, ive been working on him since he got here, he's mine bitch so back off!"

Unfortunately my only response to her was to laugh in her face; she actually thinks that Edward is hers, what a dissolutional loon, if only she knew what I knew...Ha.

Gym was very uneventful other then coping a ball in the back of the head and accidently hitting others with the ball which admittedly was an accident at the time but kind of made me snicker every time I did it.

After getting changed I head out the gym doors only to be lifted on the bears back as he twirled around in circles jumping and running out into the car park, after the first few hits to his shoulders telling him to let me down I soon stoped as my hand felt like it was shattered, damn marble like vamps.

Edward was standing at the Volvo watching his brother be an idiot with me on his back, asshole, thanks for the help, he is so going to get it from me now.

"Gee thanks for your help Edward, perhaps I would be better of with my Emmie Bear, at least doesn't try to eat me in Class" I sneer at him, daring for him to rebuff, though the response I got was not what I pictured.

Edward immediately came to Emmett and pried me off his back growling out 'mine'. Hmm... That is so fucking sexy, possessive Edward is definitely fuck hot!

"Oh my Edward, my hero, let me bestow upon you a reward for your bravery" I dramatically said.

"And what shall my reward be my fair Bella?" Edward whispered into my ear, making my entire body melt.

"Hmm…perhaps you can wait until tonight, and I will show you then?"

"Of course my Bella but I won't forget, I will get my reward!"

Wow he is definitely better then the book, not so serious, and he is so playful, I like very much!

I look over towards SSBB the behemoth and shudder then I look at Edwards Volvo and shrug and walk towards his car, My truck can stay parked in the parking lot, perhaps somebody would be stupid enough to steal it from me, after all I did leave the keys in it to help them.