BPOV

I was having a wonderful time, other than the whole bumper car scene. Edward seemed to be as fascinated about the carnival as I was, and he'd already been to one before. We walked around leaving nothing unexplored. He stopped us abruptly and I turned to look in Edward's direction, noticing he was wiggling his eyebrows up at me. I glanced up to see 'The Tunnel of Love' displayed across the ride. I immediately lost my composure and went into a giggling fit. He was notorious for being controlled, yet he wanted to take me on a ride whose title explained its purpose.

The few moments we had to ourselves, before we noticed Alice and Jasper's not so subtle discretions, were heavenly. I went onto the ride bursting with the love I felt for Edward, and I came off the ride twenty shades of red. Alice and Jasper remained on the ride oblivious to everything but their own carnal desire. I felt my stomach lurch in disgust knowing what they were going to be doing, again.

I felt Edward's arms wrap around me. He then whispered, "I want to show you something, love," and began nibbling at my ear. He knew exactly the response he would get too.

"Ok," I told him with a moan.

He pulled me along and I followed eagerly. It appeared we were heading in the direction of the Ferris wheel, but we soon got sidetracked. To the side of us, we heard the oncoming voices of Emmett and Rosalie.

"Just take the damn thing off, Emmett! It looks ridiculous, not to mention embarrassing!" she growled.

"Come on, Rosie. This thing is perfection," he responded.

Their bodies became visible, and I then understood exactly what Rosalie was referring to. On top of Emmett's head sat what looked to be a dead skunk. A pink and black dead skunk. It had to be the most hideous thing I'd ever seen. It was one of those situations where you wanted to turn away but couldn't because you were trying to make sense of what you were seeing. I managed to peel my eyes from the monstrosity on his head to glance at Edward. His expression mirrored my own.

"Emmett, what the hell is on your head?" he asked.

Emmett appeared shocked at Edward's lack of knowledge, "Edward, my boy, this is the mountain lion of hats."

"It's a what?" Edward questioned.

"Get with the program, Edward. This is a pimp version of the cowboy hat. Don't hate on it. I have big plans for this hat tonight," Emmett clarified as he looked to Rosalie, "What do you say, Rosie? Save a horse ride a vamp?"

I felt my mouth drop open and my face turn red. I shouldn't be shocked by Emmett's less than reserved manner, but he caught me off guard. I blamed most of that on my attention focused to the thing he wore on his head.

Rosalie shook her head at him and said, "Come on dumb ass. I want to go on the Ferris wheel."

Edward's laughter knocked me out of my stupor. I then told him with a smile, "If you have any ideas of wearing one of those today, you better bottle that thought right back up. That is a sure fire way to keep you out of my bed."

His laughter continued momentarily before replying, "I wouldn't dream of it, love," as he pulled me along behind Emmett and Rosalie toward the Ferris wheel.

My eyes darted up toward the Ferris wheel. It wasn't like most I'd seen in books. It had no overhead roof. My mind then averted to how high up it went. I definitely wasn't big on heights. I had a bit of anxiety, but Edward assured me I'd be fine. After standing in line for what seemed like hours, it was finally our turn for the ride. I grabbed Edward's forearm and followed him to our seat. He pulled me into his arms and smiled as we began moving.

"Edward, it's so high up. What if it breaks down and we fall? You'll be fine, but I on the other hand, will be road pizza," I said shakily.

Edward chuckled at my analogy and told me the ride wouldn't malfunction, but just incase it did, he'd be there to catch me. Emmett and Rosalie were a couple seats in front of us. As we got higher, it put them right above us. Edward kept me distracted by keeping my eyes focused on him and holding a conversation. I noticed a small white glob fall out of the air and land in Edward's hair.

Instinctively I looked up toward the direction it fell from, to see Emmett making spit wads, "Emmett!!" I growled loudly. He howled in laughter after being caught and Rosalie smacked him in the back of his head.

Edward looked at me concerned and asked, "What's wrong?" I pulled the spitball from his hair and showed him the evidence before pointing up at Emmett.

"Emmett, I'm going to kill you!" he shouted. If Emmett could cry tears from his laughter, he'd be doing so now. The remainder of the ride went without incident, and I felt myself relax. I noticed as we were descending a tent with a sign in bold neon lights came into view. It struck my eye, and I focused to read the inscription. I was looking at it from the back, so I couldn't make out the wording. I decided when we got off the Ferris wheel, I would investigate.

As we stepped off the platform, I pulled Edward toward the direction of the tent. He followed without question. We approached the tent and the sign became clear; Lady Zafrina: Fortune Teller.

I instantly became intrigued and realized then, I had every intention of going into that tent and seeing who this Lady Zafrina was.

Chapter End Notes:

I really enjoyed writing this chapter. Emmett is a riot to write. So, hopefully you enjoyed and you leave them reviews. I need them like I need my morning coffee. Up next is blue2185 with EPOV