Author's Chapter Notes:

This chapter was done in EPOV by blue2185 and BPOV by JMCullen so that you all have an idea of what the switch did to both characters. Enjoy the show!

Here it is! We have made you wait long enough. Hope you all enjoy! We promise that there are no 'evil cliffies'. I just want to add one final thing. It took us quite awhile to collaborate together this chapter, so hopefully you enjoy the final result.

EPOV

I couldn't believe that Bella really thought something was going to happen to us. Nothing would happen. If something were going to happen, why wouldn't Alice see it? She was always telling us not to bet against her, but something about that gypsy kept me on my toes. I dropped Bella off, parked my car down a side street, then waited for her in her room.

I made myself comfortable while Bella talked to Charlie. I had a lot to think about with the unfolding of this evenings events. Was it really possible for Bella to be pregnant, if and when we were intimate? I would have to discuss it with Carlisle and see if he had heard such a thing. Our situation was a difficult one. There had not been any vampire-human relationships, let alone pregnancies; at least not to our knowledge. There was also the wedding. I was so delighted that Bella had said yes to my proposal. It would have to be after graduation, I decided. Who would we invite? Definitely the Denali sisters. I couldn't wait to see the look on Tanya's face when she came here. She had always been the type you couldn't say 'No' to but to her dismay, I was the only one who resisted her. She couldn't understand why, I guess I'm innocent and Tanya was far from being innocent, I chuckled to myself as Bella walked in.

She looked absolutely exhausted. Without having her 'human moment' and changing into her pajamas, she crawled into bed beside me. "Edward, I'm really tired. I'm having a hard time staying awake. Please don't leave before I wake up in the morning," she pleaded through yawns. Before I could respond, I yawned myself. Vampires don't yawn! "Anything for you, love," was all I could say before I felt my eyelids drop and the dark of oblivion closed around me.

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Feeling the sun beating down on me, I was suddenly feeling very hot. Am I on fire, I thought as my eyelids flew open. Why were my eyes closed? Before I turned to Bella to see if she was ok, I heard a loud crash. As I sat up to see what happened, I fell out of bed. I tried standing up, but somehow I was tangled in the sheets and fell again. What the hell? What is going on? I slowly sat up and looked toward the direction of the noise and saw myself backed up against the wall staring back at me. Why are there two of me? It was like I was staring in a mirror, but without the whole visual effect of this me against the wall.

"I don't know who you are, but where is Bella?!" I said to…myself. Wait, why do I sound so girly? I knew I had hit puberty when I was human because all the boys in my class teased me for sounding like a girl.

The other me said in a shaky voice, "Look in the mirror," as he approached me. Mirror? Why would I need to look in the mirror? I got up and went into the bathroom. I looked in the mirror and the image peering back at me caused a scream before my eyes rolled back and blackness took over. I came to moments later with a cold hand pressed to my forehead. As I opened my eyes, I found myself face to face with the other me. He helped me up and I looked in the mirror once again. My reflection was not my own, it was Bella.

"Bella?" my voice squeaked quietly as I turned to look at my actual self. He nodded with a small frown.

Oh no, I thought.

I glanced back to the mirror. Wow, Bella was even more beautiful than I thought. I turned to look at Bella, well I mean me, gosh this is confusing. Is my hair always that messy? It looks like I just had sex, I thought as I checked myself out. Does that mean I'm gay if I just checked myself out? Nah.

I went to Bella's room and sat in the rocking chair as she sat on the bed.

"Edward? What happened?" Bella asked me as she pulled my legs up to her chest and hugged them.

"Well, it appears Lady Zafrina is more than we thought she was. We need to get to Carlisle now," I said as I stood up to go downstairs. My stomach grumbled. 'Holy hell, that felt weird,' I mused. I looked at Bella and said "Does it always feel like that?" She nodded and stood up. As we were heading downstairs, I stumbled and Bella caught me, "This is ridiculous," I grumbled, "Looks like you get to truly see how clumsy I really am," she smirked. I made it safely to the kitchen without further incident, and poured myself a bowl of cocoa puffs. I looked at Bella, a disgusted expression plastered on my face, as I took my first bite. Oh, sweet hell! This was delicious! I continued stuffing my face until Bella cleared her throat.

"You might want to slow down, you don't want to get a stomach ache do you?" she said with a smile. "Uh… no," I said with my mouth full. She just shook her head laughing. When I was done eating the cereal, we went back up to Bella's room so I could get dressed. Umm, yeah. I was in Bella's body and I needed to change obviously, but I felt like all thumbs at the mention of removing clothing.

The Emmett-devil sitting on my left shoulder was screaming "Heeey! I get to see Bella naked!" I thought about that until I pictured the Rose-angel slap him upside his head. This should be interesting. I had my hands at the bottom of the tank top and was slowly starting to lift it up; when I saw my eyes go completely black. Oh shit, I forgot to warn her about my umm... urges. Wait, is that really what I look like when I desire Bella? I looked at her with my mouth gaping open.

"What?" she growled as she stalked closer to me. She immediately stopped dead in her tracks, and turned away from me doubling over in what appeared to be pain, "Bella, what's wrong with me, I mean you?" I asked her. She looked down for a few moments and then threw her hands up in the air, "I can not believe this. This has got to be the most embarrassing thing I have ever had happen to me." she wailed.

"What is it, love?" I asked concerned. She slowly turned around with her fingers pointed to the source of her discomfort, "This. I mean seriously come on, Edward. You start removing the tank top off my body and your body decides to act as if it has a mind of it's own. I just got my first erection… looking at myself. To top it off, I'm not really a guy. Do you know how twisted that is? Someone just kill me now!" she slammed my head against the wall of her bedroom.

I couldn't help it. I immediately fell on top of Bella's bed in a fit of laughter. Crull, the warrior king, yeah that's what I named the not so little guy, decided to make an appearance. What timing, I chuckled. She didn't seem as humored by the situation, "Real funny, Edward. Ha ha. I hope you get my period." Wait, what? She was being sarcastic, right? A smile slowly spread across her lips. "Edward, there is one thing you are forgetting that you need to do," she said with that devil grin. "What's that?" I asked confused by her comment. "You need to get dressed; I can't have your family see you in my body, wearing yesterday's clothes, besides you smell like that mutt, umm, I mean Jacob," she said with a grin. Ok, now all the sudden she was having fun being me? Either she was teasing me, or she wanted me to be uncomfortable.

I looked down and looked back up to meet Bella's eyes. "I don't know if I can do this, Bella. I mean, I haven't seen you naked and when I do, I'm in your body. I feel as if I am violating you," I sighed as I put my head in my hands. "Well, would you like me to take a shower with you and cover your eyes while I wash you?" she asked seriously. Oh yeah, because that worked so well for her moments ago when I barely started removing her tank top. "But what about you? You would see me naked," I whined. I wasn't ready for this. Not yet. It was just too soon.

"Fine! Show up to your family's house in dirty clothes and smelling like a wet dog!" she hissed as she sat down in the rocking chair; rocking it so hard it was scratching the floor.

"Ok. You're right. I can do this without looking. How hard can it be to quickly wash a body, get dressed, and be on our way? It's a piece of cake. You wait here. I don't want you getting another hard-on," I teased. "Oh, real mature. Tell your penis to quit thinking for itself," she said sticking her tongue out at me.

So here I was ready to attempt the hardest thing I would probably ever be faced with; washing Bella's body without looking. I must have done something awful in a previous life to be bestowed this fate. Someone really hated me.

I walked into the bathroom shutting the door behind me, and took a glance in the mirror at the body that was hopefully my temporary home. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to strip Bella's body right then and fondle it to oblivion, but I was a gentleman and I said I wouldn't peek.

I scrunched my eyes together and began removing all the clothing. Stupidly, I forgot to start the shower in advance. I tripped a couple times in the few steps it took to reach the tub. After I braved the dangers of the bathroom, known as tiling, I started the shower and hopped in.

I blindly searched inside the shower for the shampoo. I found a bottle and lifted the cap; recognizing the strawberry scent, I proceeded to wash Bella's hair. Like I said, piece of cake. After I washed and rinsed the shampoo out, I realized I would have to wash her body too, her naked body. SHIT! I mentally screamed; I can do this, I can do this! I tried to think of how to wash her without actually touching her. Then it hit me. I managed to grab the body wash after knocking over a few unknown bottles, and I lathered up the rag I found sitting next to it. After it was thickly lathered, I started lightly slapping the rag against the parts of her body I couldn't touch, in effort to wash her. For the rest of her, I sucked up being a girl; no pun intended and washed her body traditionally, using hands. After I managed to rinse her body without touching, I grabbed the towel hanging near the shower to dry off and get out.

I then hollered out to Bella that I finished showering and was in need of clothing. I stumbled over to the door as she slightly opened it and thrust clothes in my hand. I lifted the clothes up to cover her body long enough for me to open one eye to find the toilet and go over to it to set the clothing on top. I started to feel a pressure 'down there' and assumed that was her body's way of saying a human moment was needed. I managed the human moment, but not without giggling like a little school girl. What, it tickled. I wadded up some toilet paper and sat it along the seat, dipped down on it to dry myself, and then shoved it inside to flush it. I was definitely not going to get used to this.

Getting dressed wasn't any easier. I wasn't thrilled about wearing a bra, but hell I had breasts now so I might as well. I learned taking off a bra was much easier than putting it on. They were tricky contraptions, but I eventually figured it out. I finished getting dressed and finally opened my eyes to give a once over at the final product. I actually liked the outfit Bella gave me. It was a dark blue v-neck quarter sleeved shirt, with a khaki mid-thigh skirt and black ballerina flats.

She helped me with my hair and makeup, which caused me to burst into a fit of giggles, earning a confused look from her as she French braided my hair leaving little ringlets down the sides. "I have a gay friend!! You are rather good at braiding; I didn't know you had it in you…Edward!" I laughed as she growled, but smiled. We needed to keep up our appearances, so I started calling her 'Edward' as she started calling me 'Bella' but of course around my family we would use our real names.

Bella headed downstairs and out the door, testing her gracefulness in my body with a run. As I grabbed her purse, I realized I would now be carrying it. I felt like a sissy with the thing saddled to my side. I seriously had to find out what person I scorned in this life or the last, and do my best to make it up to them. This was a torture I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Well, maybe Mike Newton. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't already have a feminine fanny pack stored somewhere for 'emergencies'.

The weight of her purse was ungodly. What the hell did she keep in this thing? The kitchen sink? I couldn't help but take a look at what all was inside it. Ok, so I admittedly wondered what women kept in there purses; sometimes it seemed they were bottomless. I listened for Bella before I emptied the contents onto the bed; mascara, lip gloss, compact disc; that held a tiny mirror; a thickly wrapped package, and a small tube thing that read 'Playtex'. What kind of candy is this? I wondered. I unwrapped it to find a cotton ball attached to a string in 2 tiny tubes. Yeah, that's not candy. Right as I pushed the tube up, Bella appeared at the window laughing so hard that if she were able, she'd be crying.

"Edward!! That's a tampon!! What are you doing with that?!" she laughed hysterically, as I looked on confused, "For someone with so many degrees in medicine, you sure don't know much about women. That is a tampon. You put in your vagina when you get your period," I cut her off, "STOP!" as I threw the thing down in disgust, which led to more laughter from her. "It's not a used one, Edward, it's in case of emergencies," after she said that, the horrible conclusion came to me, "I MIGHT GET A PERIOD!!! OH. MY. GOD," She saw the horrified look on my face and burst out laughing even harder, she was laughing so hard she fell out the window, landing on her back and continued howling with laughter. I just stood there frozen. That is seriously some unfunny shit, I thought.

After she finally stopped laughing and I had calmed down, we got in the car and left for my parents. Of course, she took the wheel. She had always hounded me for speeding yet she was going just as fast as I normally did. I nervously looked down at the speedometer and it read 220 mph. Oh god, we're going to die! This is Bella behind the wheel after all, I thought as I grabbed the 'oh shit bar' with all my strength. She just laughed at me, again. "Alice is waiting for you, she said that you're going to go shopping with her," she said laughing like a hyena as we pulled into the drive. Oh great, I absolutely loathe shopping, I thought rolling my eyes as Bella opened my door and I got out.

I brushed past Alice, tripping over a pebble, but Bella caught me before I went down, and went straight to find Carlisle.

'What's wrong with her, Edward?' Alice asked looking hurt. "You'll see," was all Bella would say.

"Father, I need to talk to you immediately," I said as I found him in the living room with my family, watching TV.

All 12 sets of eyes landed on me; "Father?" they all looked at each other and looked at me again, "Edward, what's going on?" he asked looking at my body; little did he know it was being run by Bella. She just shrugged. 'Thanks,' I thought as I glared at her. She smiled, knowing what was about to unfold.

"Dad, I'm right here. Long story…" I said in my girl voice, before Jasper cut me off, "Bella, why do you keep calling Carlisle 'dad'? Edward, is she sick? I'm getting a lot of mixed emotions coming from her; scared, overwhelmed, and nervous?"

"Why are you nervous dear? Is everything ok with Charlie? Renee?" my dear mother asked me. I looked at Bella and begged for some help. "Actually Esme, my parents are both doing just fine thank you. But at the moment, we have a little problem," Bella said. My family all looked at her with mouths hanging open.

"God! Edward does your head feel like it's going to explode with all the voices you hear?" she asked looking at me; I nodded, then she turned to my family, "And Jasper, I am Bella; Alice, I don't know why; And Emmett!! Damn it, leave our sex life alone!" Her voice boomed and shook the house. Emmett actually looked scared.

"Edward?" Carlisle said as he looked at me. "Yeah, dad, it's me. I'm in Bella's body and she's in mine," we looked at my family. If vampires could faint, Esme would have right then and there.

"Dear god! What happened to you two?" Carlisle grabbed us both by the hand and sat us down at the couch.

We told my family the long story about the carnival, our engagement, and Lady Zafrina. When they heard about that, Alice burst into laughter.

"You went to see some old fraud and this happened? Oh that's great! Wait, how did she know that I wouldn't be able to see this happen?" she looked confused.

"I don't know. One minute we were lying in my bed, I mean her bed, then its morning and I fall out of bed. I don't remember anything after we laid down," I told my family as Bella rubbed her temples, probably trying to stifle the mental chatter.

I looked around the room and noticed Emmett grinning and checking me out. "Emmett, do you always check out my fiancé when no one is looking?" Bella's head snapped up and glared at Emmett.

"No, baby brother, I'm checking you out! You've got a nice ass!" he boomed with laughter as Rose smacked him upside his head. My family only smirked.

"I know, Emmett," she said as she sat down next to me; Emmett must have said something that assured Bella of his intentions.

"Edward, Bella, come with me," Carlisle said as he got up and headed to his study.

"This is getting to confusing. I'm going to hunt," Rose got up to leave. Emmett was just about to follow her when he stopped in front of me and sniffed me, he actually sniffed me. He became a sniffer. "Does anyone smell that? It's coming from Bella, I mean Edward," he came closer, Rose stopped.

As soon as I stood up, a wave of pain hit my stomach, causing me to double over. What the hell was that?

"Bella! I mean Edward!" Alice shrieked as I felt Bella put a cold hand to my head. "What's wrong Edward?" Bella asked. "My stomach is cramping, I feel kind of bloated, and my nipples are sensitive. I don't know what's wrong," Bella looked up at Carlisle. I looked to them both for an explanation and saw smiles slowly spread on their faces. I knew that look on Bella's face; it was the one she wore this morning when I was looking at that… "AH HELL NO!!!" I screamed as Emmett looked at me with curiosity.

"I knew it!! Dude!!! YOU GOT A PERIOD!!!!" he started laughing so hard that Esme's pictures were falling off the wall. My whole family, including Bella, was laughing at me. This totally sucked, no pun intended. After what seemed hours, I looked at Jasper and begged him to please calm everyone down.

After Bella explained in intricate detail how to use a tampon, I settled for the latter and used the pad she also carried in her purse. I was already grossed out enough and I was not sticking a plastic tube up her vaginal cavity anytime soon. We then headed to Carlisle's study so we could figure out what the hell happened.

BPOV

Was I in hell? This had to be hell right? I must be cursed or something. I mean really, god couldn't be responsible for putting me in Edward's body and then mocking me with an erection… looking at myself. No, it was definitely Satan. It was either that or I was in some seriously fucked up version of The Twilight Zone. Hey, where was Rod Serling hiding?

I couldn't find the asshole anywhere, and the fact that I was using the word asshole, only proved how foul a mood I was truly in.

Edward was sitting there laughing his ass off at the fact that his penis decided to stand to attention while I happened to be in his body. I wasn't amused, "Real funny, Edward. Ha ha. I hope you get my period."

The horrified expression on his face was almost revenge enough, but not quite. I of course didn't offer up the fact that I was due for my period any time. I wasn't thrilled in the least about being in his body, but if I could skip a month of bleeding and cramps, I'd manage. An idea came to mind, causing a smile to spread across my face. I was going to antagonize Edward and make him uncomfortable, "Edward, there is one thing you are forgetting that you need to do," I said with a devilish grin, "What's that?" he asked, seemingly confused.

"You need to get dressed; I can't have your family see you in my body, wearing yesterday's clothes, besides you smell like dog, umm, I mean Jacob," I said with a grin. He glanced up and down at himself in my body and said, "I don't know if I can do this, Bella. I mean, I haven't seen you naked and when I do, I'm in your body. I feel as if I am violating you," I actually started to feel bad for him. He had a point. We'd never seen each other naked and now we were kind of faced with a no choice situation, and it wasn't one of those situations we were hoping for, "Well, would you like me to take a shower with you and cover your eyes while I wash you?" I asked him. The expression on his face screamed a big no and he replied, "But what about you? You would see me naked."

My god, could he act any more immature, "Fine! Show up to your family's house in dirty clothes and smelling like a mutt!" He acted as if we actually had options right now, "Ok. You're right. I can do this without looking. How hard can it be to quickly wash a body, get dressed, and be on our way? It's a piece of cake. You wait here. I don't want you getting another hard-on," he teased. "Oh, real mature. Tell your penis to quit thinking for itself," I said as I stuck my tongue out at him.

He headed into the bathroom and I remained in the room waiting for him to finish in the shower. I wonder if he's peeking, I thought. If he can peek I can peek. I'd never actually seen a penis other than pictures in health class, and that didn't really count. I had an idea from the unwanted erection I had earlier that it was impressive in size, but being the curious girl that I am, I wanted to see it. I decided to wait, I at least owed him that if he was being a good boy. All in due time, little guy, I thought laughing. I moved to the window, mainly because I was really bored and needed something to focus my attention on. As I reached the window and lifted it up, my eyes averted to the muscles in Edward's arm. Now that I had vampire vision, I could see more clearly the ripples in his arms where one muscle ended and another began. I wondered if his stomach looked the same. I lifted up his shirt and about fell to the floor. Holy hell, there is paradise under this shirt, I thought. I began to run fingers over the muscles of his stomach and I actually closed my eyes and moaned aloud; not because it felt good, but because I was actually touching Edward's body.

I felt an intense heat on me. By heat, I mean what you feel when someone is watching you intently. I glanced up and saw the neighbor across the street watching me… with binoculars. I quickly closed the window and stepped away from it. What kind of crazies are living around me? Edward yelling for me to hand him some clothes ended my mental bantering. I had picked out an outfit and handed it to him. Fifteen minutes later, he sauntered out of the bathroom.

I sat him down and started on his hair. I was no Alice, but I could make a mean French braid. I finished up the braid leaving a few ringlets on each side as he said, "I have a gay friend!! You are rather good at braiding; I didn't know you had it in you…Edward!" I gave him a low growl but smiled. It was kind of comical in a sick twisted way.

I commented on the fact that I felt graceful now. That certainly was something I wasn't used to. I wanted to test out just how graceful I could be, so I told him I'd be right back and headed downstairs and outside. It was intoxicating how free I felt, and what really caught my attention was how fast I was going; without falling. I only had one complaint though. I seriously needed a facial insect guard because I was the unwilling victim of some bug guts during my run. How Edward got used to that I'll never know.

I headed back to the house and decided to scale my bedroom window like Edward had done so many times. This was of course after I made sure Mrs. Nosey across the street was nowhere to be found. What I found as I looked through my window was priceless. There sat Edward sifting through my purse and he was holding a tampon in his hand, "Edward!! That's a tampon!! What are you doing with that?!" I started laughing hysterically, "For someone with so many degrees in medicine, you sure don't know much about women. That is a tampon. You put in your vagina when you get your period," he immediately shouted, "STOP!" and threw it down as if it had already been used, "It's not a used one, Edward, it's in case of emergencies,"

He then became horrified, "I MIGHT GET A PERIOD!!! OH. MY. GOD!" I lost it. I couldn't contain myself any longer. My fit of laughter actually caused me to spiral to the ground and I laid there laughing even harder than I had before I fell.

When I finally got myself together, we headed to Edward's with me driving. I wanted to give him a taste of his own medicine, the little speed demon he was. His eyes stayed glued on the speedometer and fear actually surfaced his eyes. Right as we pulled up to his house I remembered Alice had planned a shopping spree. Oh, yeah, I thought. I have a get out of shopping free card today, "Alice is waiting for you, she said that you're going to go shopping with her," I started laughing again and he rolled his eyes at me just as I was opening his car door.

Alice was standing there waiting for us and just as Edward went to pass her, he tripped and I quickly caught him before he fell to the ground.

Alice looked to me and asked, "What's wrong with her, Edward?" so I played along and responded, "You'll see."

We headed into the living room where everyone was seated watching television. Edward then told Carlisle, "Father, I need to talk to you immediately."

Everyone's eyes focused on Edward; shock was visible on all their faces as they said the word father in unison, then turned back to Edward, "Edward, what's going on?" Carlisle asked, looking at me thinking he was speaking to Edward. I fought the laughter trying to bubble up and shrugged at him. Edward looked at me with a glare and I smiled back in compliance because I knew this was going to be good.

"Dad, I'm right here. Long story…" Edward said just before Jasper cut him off, "Bella, why do you keep calling Carlisle 'dad'? Edward, is she sick? I'm getting a lot of mixed emotions coming from her; scared, overwhelmed, nervous."

"Why are you nervous dear? Is everything ok with Charlie? Renee?" Esme asked looking my body. Edward pleaded with his eyes for some kind of backup, "Actually Esme, my parents are both doing just fine thank you. But at the moment, we have a little problem," Everyone's eyes then reverted to me and their mouths hung open in confusion. This would have been one hell of an April Fool's joke.

Why would Edward answer for Bella? Jasper thought.

Why can't he ever let her speak for herself? Alice ranted.

The only problem they are having is Eddie boy won't have sex! Emmett boasted mentally.

My mind felt like it was being slammed with a chorus of people talking all at once, "God! Edward does your head feel like it's going to explode with all the voices you hear?" I asked him. He nodded at me and then I answered the mental questions I got hit with, "And Jasper, I am Bella; Alice, I don't know why; And Emmett!! Damn it, leave our sex life alone!" Being Rosalie's monkey man wasn't enough for him these days. He had to put in his two cents on my non-existent sex life too.

"Edward?" Carlisle said as he looked toward my body that was now occupied by Edward. "Yeah, dad, it's me. I'm in Bella's body and she's in mine," Edward answered as we both glanced at everyone. Poor Esme looked on the verge of passing out had that been possible for a vampire.

"Dear god! What happened to you two?" Carlisle asked as he grabbed us both by the hand and sat us down on the couch.

We proceeded to tell them all what happened that evening with carnival, that we were now engaged, and Lady Zafrina. After mentioning Lady Zafrina, Alice burst into laughter.

"You went to see some old fraud and this happened? Oh that's great! Wait, how did she know that I wouldn't be able to see this happen?" she looked confused.

"I don't know. One minute we were lying in my bed, I mean her bed, then its morning and I fall out of bed. I don't remember anything after we laid down," Edward told them. The voices started to pick up again in my head, and my hands immediately went to my temple in hopes to rub out all the What the hell happened, questions flooding my brain.

Suddenly I heard Edward tell Emmett, "Emmett, do you always check out my fiancé when no one is looking?" My head snapped up and I looked back and forth between the two of them.

"No, baby brother, I'm checking you out! You've got a nice ass!" he boomed with laughter as Rose smacked him upside his head. Everyone started laughing, but Edward.

I then heard Emmett mentally tell me, I don't check you out little sis, even though you are attractive, I love my Rosie.

"I know Emmett," I told him as I sat down next to Edward.

"Edward, Bella, come with me," Carlisle said as he got up and headed to his study.

"This is getting to confusing. I'm going to hunt," Rosalie said as she got up to leave the house and hunt. Emmett started to head after her, but stopped suddenly in front of Edward and started sniffing him like he was some kind of stalker after him for his scent, "Does anyone smell that? It's coming from Bella, I mean Edward," he got closer to Edward and Rosalie stopped in her tracks.

Edward stood up to follow Carlisle to the study and doubled over in pain. I suspected it was menstrual cramps but didn't want to get ahead of myself.

"Bella! I mean Edward!" Alice shrieked loudly as I put my hand on Edward's forehead, "What's wrong Edward?" I asked him, "My stomach is cramping, I feel kind of bloated, and my nipples are sensitive. I don't know what's wrong," he said worried.

I looked up at Carlisle and we both instantly started smiling. Yes!! Finally I get a break from the monthly.

"AH HELL NO!!!" Edward screamed.

"I knew it!! Dude!!! YOU GOT A PERIOD!!!!" Emmett shouted so loudly that Esme's pictures started falling from their places on the wall. We all fell into a medley of laughter while Edward grimaced in pain.

I sat next to him and explained the do's and don'ts of using a tampon, but offered up a pad too just incase he wasn't able to use it. He didn't even bother with the tampon. He grabbed the pad and escaped to the bathroom. I couldn't help but feel selfish for being thankful I had a little break from the curses of being a woman. I knew shortly I'd have to take Edward to my house. I couldn't very well stay there as Edward. Charlie definitely wouldn't understand why Edward's body was in my bed and my body was nowhere to be found. I couldn't possibly come up with an explanation for that one. Edward came out of the bathroom looking completely disgusted and in pain. I wanted to offer him a Midol, but thought I'd wait on that one until after we spoke to Carlisle. For now, we needed to figure out a plan to fix this. Whatever it might be.

Chapter End Notes:

It's started. They've made the change and are trying to adjust to the obstacles they face and find a way to get back into their own body's. Lol. Hopefully you enjoyed the chapter because there is plenty more to come. Next up is the talented blue2185 with Chapter 9.