A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! I know the last one wasn't my best but I appreciate your responses! This one probably isn't that funny but is following more of the set up of the show and I was able to use most of the characters in this one. I definitely like this one better then the last one. So bare with me while I try to find my way. Thanks again!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
My Day Off
ACT 1
SCENE 1
J.D.: Normally in relationships you have to put your partner first and your friends second. Turk and I always said that we would never do that, that we would make equal time. Well neither one of us has been able to keep up that bargin. And ever since I have been dating Andrea we have been seeing even less of each other. So you can imagine how happy I was when I found out that both of us had the day off.
CARLA & TURKS APARTMENT. JD KNOCKS ON THE DOOR
Turk: (walks up and opens the door) Dude do you know what time it is?
J.D.: I know it's four in the morning but I couldn't sleep, I couldn't wait to start hanging out on our day off.
Carla: (walks out of the kitchen with food in her hand) No way Bambi, I have the day off for a sonogram and Turks going with me.
Turk: Come on baby, I have been spending every night with you for the past two weeks.
Carla: No, this is important for me, its our baby.
Turk: What if I could find someone else to go with you?
Carla: If you can find someone else to go with me and start on the nursery I'll think about it.
Turk: What if I find someone else to go with you, start on the nursery and give Rowdy to J.D.
Carla: Have fun on your day off. I'm going back to bed (kisses him on the cheek and walks out of the room)
J.D.: How are you going to find someone to go with Carla to get her sonogram?
Turk: I over heard Jordan tell Dr. Cox that she has an appointment with Dr. Matthews today.
J.D.: But doesn't she go see Dr. Matthews's everyday?
Turk: Yeah but now she will just have another excuse to be there.
J.D.: That was brilliant C- Bear.
Turk: Yeah now I'm going back to bed. I might actually get some sleep once Carla leaves for her appointment.
J.D.: What am I going to do?
Turk: Call Jordan and tell her she is going to Carla's appointment with her.
J.D.: And then what?
Turk: I don't care… sleep on the couch?
J.D.: This isn't exactly how I saw Turk and I spending our day off but maybe it will get better once we both had a little bit of sleep.
TURKS ROOM, MORNING. TURK IS SLEEPING BY HIMSELF AND JD RUNS IN AND JUMPS ON HIS BED.
JD: Wake up buddy!
Turk: (sits up) Come on its my day off!
JD: Carla told me to wake you up at nine if you didn't get up.
Turk: Did you even sleep?
JD: No, I stayed up and watched infomercials all night.
Turk: Did you see the one for the new sleeping pills?
JD: Yeah the guy had a squeaky voice. It was pretty funny.
Turk: Maybe you should have bought some.
JD: We got to get started on the nursery.
Turk: Oh no, see I got to get started on the nursery. You aren't going to help. Last time you tried to build something you broke the cabinet in the kitchen and the door fell off and hit Elliot in the head.
JD: Yeah she had to get three stitches and get her tooth capped.
Turk: And I am not going to the hospital on my day off.
J.D.: Far enough, I will keep you company while you build the crib.
Turk: Yeah but we don't have to do that right away.
JD: Well what did we do at nine on our day off when we used to live together?
Turk: The smirffs are on!
J.D.: Some things never change…
LIVING ROOM. THE BOYS RUN IN AND SIT ON THE COUCH EATING CEREAL AND WATCHING THE SMIRFFS
END OF SCENE
OPENING
ACT 1
SCENE 2
THE OBGYN WAITING ROOM IN THE HOSPITAL
Carla: I can't believe you are the one Turk got to come with me. (Sitting down looking mad)
J.D.: And sometimes you find comfort in from someone new…
Jordan: Yeah well, I practically live down here anyway.
Carla: I forgot he calls you Jay-Jay.
Jordan: Perry kind of ruined the plan; he got me knocked up so Dr. Matthews thinks I'm in a relationship.
Carla: But you are in a relationship
Jordan: Yeah but I don't go around flaunting it.
Carla: This place seems a little cramped today.
Jordan: Yeah the hospital is giving a break on OBGYN appointments to help poor families. It's very nice of them… I think it's because I keep forgetting to go to meetings...
Carla: You only have four meetings a year.
Jordan: It's usually at a really inconvenient time of the year for me. Like when Perry goes out of town or when my girlfriends come down for the week.
Carla: I wish I only had to work four days a year.
Jordan: Yeah it gives you a lot of free time to do whatever you want. Like prowl for college boys.
Carla: So how's everything going with Dr. Cox?
Jordan: Oh we are doing good… He is still paying for lying to me but he will be doing that for the rest of his life.
Carla: (sarcastically) It's really amazing after all the things you and Dr. Cox have gone through you are still in a healthy relationship.
Jordan: You want to know our secret?
Carla: secret to what?
Jordan: keeping our relationship working.
Carla: you guys have a secret to that?
Jordan: angry sex is so much better then regular sex.
Carla: So you guys just piss each other off to have angry sex.
Jordan: Well we don't really get along anyway so it's not that hard.
Carla: Well more power to you.
END OF SCENE
ACT 1
SCENE 3
UPSTAIRS AT THE ICU. NURSES STATION
Elliot: so who are you doing rounds with?
Andrea: I'm not sure. JD is off today.
Elliot: Finally I won't have to see you guys making out in the hallway.
Andrea: What are you talking about? we never do that.
Elliot: oh that's right, Turk and Carla.
Andrea: Yeah they both have the day off too. I'm all by myself.
Elliot: Why are you acting like a human lately?
Andrea: What do you mean? I act like this all the time.
Elliot: Yeah uh, last week you were acting like the heartless Scott Peterson and this week you are like Mother Teresa.
Andrea: (smugly) well I wouldn't say that.
Elliot: Turk and Carla don't even like you, they are just happy JD is in a relationship where he can't make any decisions.
Andrea: And how do you know so much Blondie?
Elliot: Cause I dated him.
J.D.: And sometimes you bond over similar experiences
Andrea: What, is he like the hospital bike? Everyone gets a ride?
Elliot: No that would be Dr. Mathias in PCU
Andrea: Isn't he old?
Elliot: Yeah but he still gets more action then a prostitute.
Andrea: Alright so who slept with him?
Elliot: Dr. Briggs, the flower shop lady, he tried to sleep with Dr. Clock… oh and the laundry lady.
Andrea: She doesn't have any hair.
Elliot: He didn't really want to sleep with her. I just wanted to see your reaction so I could get a mental picture. Hold that pose (pretends to be holding a camera and takes a picture)
Andrea: Anything else you got to tell me?
Elliot: Walk with me Dr. Cox, walk with me.
BOTH WALK DOWN THE HALLWAY AND PERRY AND DR. KELSO WALK INTO THE SPOT THE GIRLS WERE BOTH JUST IN.
Dr. Kelso: (cheerfully) Why Perry you seem to be in an awful mood.
Perry: That's because Bob, my daughter is bumping uglys with Dorian.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Dorian always seems to make my life easier.
Doug: (runs up to them) Dr. Kelso!
Dr. Kelso: But Doug always seems to get on my nerves. (starts to walk away)
Perry: (smiles) Thanks for cherring me up!
Doug: (runs past Perry) Dr. Kelso! Something very bad has happened.
Dr. Kelso: So that's why you have paged me ever two minutes for the last half an hour.
Doug: Good you got them, I thought I had the wrong number.
Dr. Kelso: so you just kept paging it?
Doug: No, I have been paging everyone.
Lavern: Creepy, I only work with the morgue when I have to call them when people die. I don't know how you got my pager number, but stop beeping me or you will be going back down there in a body bag (walks past them)
Doug: See?
Dr. Kelso: What is it Doug?
Doug: I can't find Mr. Treadway's body… and I…
Dr. Kelso: What? How can you loose a dead body?
Doug: Uh.. I… um…
Dr. Kelso: They can't just get up and walk away!
Doug: What are we going to do Dr. Kelso?
Dr. Kelso: we are going to have to look for it. But don't tell anyone or else I will fire you for losing it.
J.D.: While still others you are forced to spend time doing something you don't want to do with someone you don't want to be around.
Dr. Kelso: Don't just stand there Doug! Get moving… a dead body isn't just going to fall out of the sky.
END OF SCENE
ACT 1
SCENE 4
CARLA AND TURKS APARTMENT, J.D.'S OLD ROOM.
JD: I don't understand why you guys are turning this into the nursery. Where am I going to stay when I visit?
Turk: Dude, you live in the same town as. You go back to Andrea's anyway…
J.D.: This is the end of an era.
Turk: you have been living at Elliot's for a year.
J.D.: Yeah but you left it the same.
Turk: All your stuff is gone. So yeah the room is going to look the same as you left it.
J.D.: It's just sad…
Turk: You need to get your own apartment dude.
J.D.: When I get a house I'm going to paint the walls red and gold.
Turk: Why?
J.D.: They are Gryffindor colors.
Turk: You need to lay off the Harry Potter.
J.D.: I'm really sad, there is only one more book left.
Turk: You don't even read the books.
J.D.: Well why would I do that if they make movies about it?
Turk: They only made four of them.
J.D.: Is everything alright Turk? You seem kind of testy. Ha! That's a funny word.
Turk: It's just the baby gets closer and closer to being here and I just don't think I'm going to be a good dad.
J.D.: Turk you are going to be a great dad! I mean look how good you took care of me… and Carla. So who is going to be the godfather?
Turk: Well my vote right now is for you but Carla's is for her brother and she can veto my vote.
J.D.: Well who is going to be the godmother?
Turk: Elliot.
J.D.: well just say you want someone she hates to be the godmother and she'll back down.
Turk: Who is that?
J.D.: Andrea!
Turk: Do you really think that Andrea would be okay with you being godparent to my baby with your ex girlfriend?
J.D.: Ahh she won't care as long as she is drunk at the ceremony.
PHONE RINGS
J.D.: (answers it) Oh hi baby, no I didn't forget to call you on your lunch break (to Turk) I totally did…
Andrea: I know you did.
J.D.: Yeah I did… so how is work.
Andrea: Well I had an interesting conversation with Elliot today.
J.D.: Oh yeah?
Andrea: So you have dated most of the staff at the hospital?
J.D.: What's that Turk? You got your head stuck putting the crib together. I got to go baby! See you later (hangs up) Yeah… she is going to care…
Turk: Dude, that was weak.
END OF SCENE
ACT 1
SCENE 5
CAFETERIA
Andrea: (in the lunch line) Look, Jordan and Carla are here for lunch! (points to them) lets go sit with them.
Elliot: Why do you want to go over there?
Andrea: Because I want to fix things with Carla.
Elliot: Frick! I don't have enough money for lunch.
Andrea: (to cashier) I got her (hands her some money)
Elliot: (surprised) Thanks!
Andrea: No problem.
Elliot and Andrea (at the same time): I love Taco day! Jinx, you owe me a coke.
Andrea: So what else do we have in common besides JD and our love of Tacos?
Elliot: Hey when you have to sit though Harry Potter with JD do you tune out and think of what it would be like to bang Professor Snape?
Andrea: No… but I won't tell anyone you said that.
Elliot: Awesome!
Andrea: right…
Elliot: What are you doing after work?
Andrea: Making JD make me dinner.
Elliot: Do you… I don't know what to go out for drinks…
Andrea: Yeah! Sounds good.
Elliot: Cool.
WALK OVER AND SIT WITH JORDAN AND CARLA.
Andrea: So what are you doing here on your day off?
Jordan: We both have appointments with Dr. Matthews.
Elliot: So how did they go?
Carla: They haven't yet. We have been waiting for two hours. So we decided to get some lunch.
Andrea: Yeah ever since they started that WIC program here it's been harder and harder to get an appointment.
Carla: You can say that again. Elliot, after you get off work you want to go baby clothes shopping with me?
Elliot: (looks at Andrea) Sorry Carla I can't, I have plans.
Carla: Oh are you and Keith going out on a date.
Elliot: Nope, Andrea and I are going out for drinks.
Carla: (jealous) oh sounds like fun! I want to go.
Elliot: But you can't drink. Why don't you go with Jordan?
Andrea: Yeah it should be fun for you since your both pregnant!
Jordan: Good idea! The new baby won't be able to wear any of Jack's clothes. I don't want people to mistake it for a boy.
Carla: (fake) Yay! This should be fun.
Elliot: (smiles) Great!
Andrea: Elliot, we should get back to work before Dr. Mathias sits down or…
Elliot: (looks and see Dr. Mathias enter lunchroom) Bye Carla, Bye Jordan.
Carla: (looks up to see Dr. Mathias and then back to Andrea and Elliot's empty chairs)
Dr. Mathias: Do you two young ladies mind if I join you.
Carla: Actually…
Jordan: Oh go ahead Joe…
Carla: (Jordan) What do you think you are doing?
Jordan: How do you think I got my job?
Dr. Mathias: (smiles at Jordan and underneath the table is rubbing his foot against what he thinks is her leg)
Jordan: (smiles back)
Carla: Ew! Get your foot off my leg you pervert!
END OF SCENE
COMMERICAL
ACT 2
SCENE1
NURSES STATION
Perry: Damnit Lavern, how long does it take to get labs back?
Lavern: Well ever since they let all those poor women come in for pregnancy tests, the Labs have been pushed back.
Perry: Bob! (Calls as he sees Dr. Kelso walk towards him)
Dr. Kelso: Perry, Can't you see I'm busy?
Perry: I know how avoiding work can really keep you on the move but since when have you allowed that new program for poor pregnant woman to be instated.
Dr. Kelso: (bitterly) that was not up to me, it was up to the board of trustees. The vote was tight and had your wife been there it would have not happened. Do you really think I would allow for that to happen? I would never treat patients without insurance if I had my way. That's what the free clinic is for! (continues walking)
Perry: (catches up with him and walks with him) Well what am I supposed to do about Mr. Coreman's blood work? I can't treat him until I get the results back. All I can continue to do is pump him with anti acid.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, Mr. Coreman is a hypochondriac. I don't care what you do with him. Right now I got to find a dead body. (walks off)
Perry: If you had your way Bob, you would charge anyone that stepped foot in here!
Doug: (runs past spastically) Dr. Kelso… security thinks the found out who did it!
Lavern: Dr. Cox, Mr. Coreman's vitals are dropping…
Perry: (shakes his head and runs off)
END OF SCENE
ACT 2
SCENE 2
OBGYN WAITING ROOM
Carla: I have had enough. I have sat here for five hours now! This is ridiculous. I am going to give that nurse a piece of my mind
Jordan: You go girl!
Carla: I have been sitting here for about five hours now waiting for an appointment I had with Dr. Matthews. I didn't just walk in here like the rest of them (points to all the poor women sitting there)
Nurse: And what is your name?
Carla: Carla Espinosa.
Nurse: (looks at computer) We called you around 12:30 but no one was here we waited fifteen minutes before we gave your appointment to another patient.
Carla: What?
Nurse: You are going to have to reschedule your appointment.
Carla: Oh no, I don't think so. I work here! I am not using another one of my days off to sit around and wait to see Dr. Matthews for ten minutes. You will find another time slot for me.
CUT TO OUTSIDE OF THE HOSPITAL
Jordan: (walks out of hospital and sits on bench with Carla)
Carla: So how was your appointment?
Jordan: Dr. Matthews was backed up so I got this girl that was the most incompetent thing I have ever met in my life. She didn't even know what the stirrups where for.
Carla: Yeah well for the way I talked to that nurse I have to find a new gynecologist.
Jordan: I'm surprised you got out of the waiting room alive after you insulted all those poor women.
Carla: I hid out in the doctor's lounge until it was safe.
Jordan: I really need to start going to board meetings again. So you still want to go shopping?
Carla: Not really, I want to go and see how the nursery is coming along. Hopefully Turk wasted his day with JD so I have an excuse to take out what happened on him.
Jordan: Oh come on, what makes you feel better then spending your husband's money?
Carla: Well… maybe for a little while.
END OF SCENE
ACT 2
SCENE 3
CARLA AND TURKS APARTMENT, JD'S OLD ROOM HAS PIECES OF WOOD LAYING EVERYWHERE. NOTHING IS BUILT.
JD: maybe if we attach this long thingy to this little thingy we might be able to… oh never mind…
Turk: Why do you want to help so badly?
JD: Well we never get to do anything together anymore and I just thought if I helped you build this crib that whenever you walk into the room and you see the crib you will think of this day and how we built it together.
Turk: Regardless of whether you help me build this crib or not whenever I walk in this room I will think of you.
JD: (smiles)
Turk: Okay vanilla bear, let's go get some beer and watch the game before we turn into a bunch of girls.
JD: Today I realized old friendships still can go the distance even if we didn't get to spend a lot of time together.
END OF SCENE
ACT 2
SCENE 4
BACK AT THE HOSPTIAL
Perry: (walks out of the patients room)
Lavern: Does he have any family we need to call.
Perry: No.
Lavern: Well now the labs are back…
Perry: It doesn't matter anymore, he's dead. How was I supposed to know it was e-coli if I can't get the labs back in time?
J.D.: And that people you didn't expect you cared about could still have a profound effect on your life.
Doug: It was the same guy that was stealing the live organs!
Dr. Kelso: Well thank god we aren't going to get slapped with a lawsuit for that one.
Ted: (walks up) I'm afraid sir we still could, they could get us for negliance since we don't have enough security.
Dr. Kelso: The body is back… It can just be our little secret.
Doug: (Smiles)
JD: And friendship can come from the mostly unlikeliest places
END OF SCENE
ACT 2
SCENE 5
CUT TO A RESTURANT IN THE MALL
Carla: Jordan, thanks for going shopping with me. Ever since JD started dating Andrea I never really see him or Elliot anymore.
Jordan; Don't take it personally, you and Elliot are just at different spots in your life. She'll still be aroud when you need her.
Carla: Wow, being pregnant agrees with you.
Jordan: Its all these stupid extra hormones. (to waiter) Hey you! I ordered water five minutes ago! What do you have to do around here to get service?
JD: And that new friendships can mean as much as old friendships
AT THE BAR. ELLIOT AND ANDREA ARE SITTING AT A TABLE
Elliot: Be careful JD is very conscious of his love handles.
Andrea: And he isn't even out of shape.
Elliot: I know!
Andrea: I had fun today, thanks Elliot.
Elliot: Me too, but I think I should go check on Carla. I let her spend the entire day with you step-mom… she is probably more power crazy then she was before.
Andrea: (smiles) Yeah I should probably cut him off (points to Perry at the bar) He is taking Mr. Coreman's death a little to hard.
Elliot: Okay. See you at work tomorrow.
Andrea: See ya. (walks up to the bar and turns to her dad) Lets get you home.
Perry: No, I'm waiting for my drinking buddy.
Andrea: I am not going to let you drink with the janitor tonight. You had enough. ( pus his arm around her shoulder and helps him stand up) See you can't even support yourself.
Perry: Fine…
ANDREA HELPS PERRY OUT OF THE BAR
J.D.: But it doesn't matter whether its old friends or new friends its just nice to know someone is in your corner rooting for you.
END OF SCENE
ACT 2
SCENE 6
ANDREA'S APARTMENT. JD IS IN BED AND ANDREA WALKS INTO THE BEDROOM.
Andrea: So how was your day?
JD: Good. I got to hang out with Turk all day. How was your first day in the hospital by yourself?
Andrea: Well I wasn't by myself (starts to change) Elliot was there.
J.D.: Yeah was she giving you a tough time?
Andrea: (slips into bed with him) No. I think we are friends. (smiles at him and gives him a kiss before laying down)
J.D.: (panicked) What? And sometimes friends just plain old screw you over.
END OF SCENE
FADE OUT