A/N: I know I update this like everyday but I am really getting into this. It probably sucks but I am having fun with it so I don't care. Please R & R! Thanks!

Disclaimer: I do not own Scrubs nor any songs by Journey

My Anniversary

ACT 1
SCENE1

J.D.: Today was a big day for me and Andrea; we had been dating for a month now. We were going out tonight to celebrate. I was still deciding if I should get her something or not.

WALKS INTO THE HOSPITAL TOGETHER HOLDING HANDS. IN THE ENTRANCE DR. KELSO, PERRY AND ELLIOT ARE WAITING FOR THEM.

Dr. Kelso: Alright everyone listen up! Today I am honored to announce that the ICU will now have two senior attending physicians.

J.D.: Wow, today is going to be a good day. I am finally going to achieve my dream and Dr. Cox and I will now be on the same level. Take that Elliot chief resident.

Dr. Kelso: And what makes me so happy to announce this is because its going to be a headache for everyone else. Our new senior attending is Dr. Andrea Cox.

Andrea: (surprised) does this mean I get a raise?

J.D.: What? How did she get senior attending? I have been here for five years and I was co-chief resident. She hasn't even been here a year.

EVERYONE IS STARING AT HIM.

J.D.: Oops did I say that out loud?

Andrea: (ignoring him) so where's my white coat?

Dr. Kelso: (hands it to her) Here, and remember your new interns are starting today.

Andrea: Do I seriously have to take interns? I mean come on, I'm a senior attending.

Perry: If I have to take them you have to take them there Andy.

Andrea: Perry, I know you want to give me a nickname so bad very so you can still think you have power over me. And honestly I am okay with that but come up with a better one. (Pats him on the back and walks away).

J.D.: Doesn't it bother you that there is another senior attending?

Perry: Not really, means less work for me. I think I'm really going to enjoy this and not just because it's going to be easier around here for me but because it really bothers you because your girlfriend got that raise and you didn't.

END OF SCENE

OPENING

ACT 1
SCENE 2

NURSES STATION

J.D.: I just don't know how she got it over me.

Carla: Sorry Bambi.

Elliot: the reason she got it over you is because she has been working at hospitals longer then both of us.

J.D.: How is that possible? She is five years younger then me.

Elliot: She graduated high school when she was 12. She is like a child prodigy or something.

J.D.: Seriously?

Elliot: Yeah! You have been dating her for a month and didn't know that? She told me that like the first time we hung out.

Andrea: (walks up to them) so how do I look in my coat?

Elliot: We are like twins! (They both jump up and down and then hug)

Carla: (rolls her eyes) they both should be wearing straight jackets.

Lavern: The new interns are here.

Andrea: Fan-freakin'-tastic

END OF SCENE

ACT 1
SCENE 3

CUT TO ROUNDS, ANDREA WITH HER INTERNS

J.D.: It's always interesting to see how doctors get to know their new interns and make them comfortable around the hospital. Some like to give inspirational speeches to the newest additions to the hospital.

Andrea: Listen up! I am Dr. Cox one of the senior attendings here. Now I just wanted to let you know. I really hate interns and I mean despise, they just cause more headaches then they do help. Now while I can't fire you all, which I really want too, seeing as how I am going to be doing all your work anyway, let's get one thing straight. I am responsible for all of your mistakes. So, if you don't understand what is going on with a patient you better page me because if you don't your ass will be out of here so fast you won't even have time for your head to spin. And the number I give you to page you page that. See that man over there… (points to Perry)

Interns: (nod)

Andrea: He is also Dr. Cox, he has his own minions he has to worry about.

Intern: Is he your husband?

Andrea: How old do you think I am? He is my father. What's your name sparky?

Intern: Ronald Stevens.

Andrea: Well Ron-Ron you will now be referred to as pimple chin. So when I call that out you need to come running. See I don't have time to memorize all your names so I'll be giving you nick-names you have to learn. Got that lazy eye?

2nd intern: Yeah.

Andrea: Good, now get out of my sight.

CUT TO ELLIOT IN DOCTORS LOUNGE

J.D.: And some like to play games with the interns to claim them down on the first day of the job.

Elliot: Simon says stand on one foot, hop up and down and bark like a doggie.

Interns: (follow her instructions)

Elliot: Simon says do the electric slide.

Interns: (follow along)

Elliot: Pat your head and rub your tummy and try to like your elbow while doing it.

Interns: (don't move)

Elliot: Don't just stand there?

3rd Intern: You didn't say Simon says.

Elliot: It doesn't matter I'm in charge of you for the next year! Do what I say!

Interns: (look at her scared)

Elliot: Do it!

Interns: (listen to her)

Elliot: (laughs) this is better then the time when Cabbage mistook that mike and ike for a suppository.

CUT TO KEITH IN A CLASSROOM WITH HIS INTERNS

J.D.: And still others like to give Q and A sessions.

Keith: Yes, you in the green scrubs.

4th Intern: we all are in green scrubs.

Keith: Okay fine… fat guy in the back.

Fat guy: Yeah where's the cafeteria?

Keith: first floor by the flower shop.

Fat guy: I am so out of here!

Keith: Any more questions?

(Entire room has fallen asleep)

CUT TO NURSES STATION

J.D.: While I like to give tours of the hospital. And pay attention because on your right is your nearest exit. When there is an emergency do not walk because no one else here does and you will get killed by a giant stampede.

Andrea: (walks up to the group) Hey J.D. you want to go get lunch?

J.D.: Andrea, can't you see that I am in the middle of talking to my interns.

Andrea: Like they care and they already got a tour of the hospital yesterday at orientation. (turns to the interns) do you care?

Interns: No

Andrea: (smiles) see?

5th intern: Who is she?

J.D.: This just so happens to be my girlfriend Dr. Cox, we are celebrating our one month anniversary today.

Perry: (walks by with his interns) this is kind of a big deal for him. This is the longest relationship he has ever been in. Except for his three year relationship with Dr. Turk. So longest relationship with a woman.

Andrea: Wait we are what?

J.D.: celebrating our anniversary.

Andrea: oh wow… really? You have been keeping track?

J.D.: Uh yeah… cause this is kind of important to me.

Andrea: hmm.

5th Intern: Dr. Dorian just got burned!

J.D.: (points to that intern) go clean out Mr. Jackson's bed pan. Andrea can I see you in doctors lounge for a second? This day was becoming a complete night mare. First she gets senior attending, then she embarrasses me in front of my new interns and then she forgets our anniversary…

END OF SCENE

ACT 1
SCENE 4

DOCTORS LOUNGE

Andrea: What's up?

J.D.: How could you embarrass me in front of those interns?

Andrea: I'm not going to fight with you today.

J.D.: That doesn't mean I can't still yell at you.

Andrea: Its our month anniversary baby, you don't want to spend it fighting do you? (kisses him)

J.D.: (softly) No…

Andrea: I don't think they think less of you, I think they are more afraid of you since they know you are dating me.

J.D.: You're right.

Andrea: And if they piss you off… I'll just scare them.

J.D: Uhh…

Andrea: (smiles) So lets go get lunch, 'k?

J.D.: Yeah I'll meet you down there, I just got to get my wallet.

Andrea: Okay (kisses him again and leaves).

J.D.: Sometimes I get the feeling that Andrea wears the pants in this relationship. And it makes me feel uncomfortable. (walks out into the hallway)

Perry: Man this is really bothering you isn't It Newbie?

J.D.: Well doesn't it bother you that Jordan makes more money then you do and only has to work eight days out of the year.

Perry: I have no problem riding Jordan's coat tails.

J.D.: I just feel like Andrea is the…

Perry: You were the skirt there Darla.

J.D.: That's what I mean.

Perry: Don't take it so hard, who do you think is in charge of the Espinosa's?

J.D.: Carla.

Perry: And Barbie and old Ken doll over there?

J.D.: Elliot.

Perry: And Bobbo's relationship?

J.D.: Enid

Perry: Starting to see a trend?

J.D.: So you are saying Jordan is the boss?

Perry: It's different with me and Jordan, usually she to doped up on drugs from all her plastic surgery to really boss me around.

J.D.: uh right…

Perry: I do not really like getting involved with your personal life because whenever I do you think its okay to come and ask me for advice. But Andrea really cares about you for whatever reason and with your past relationship track record I'm intervening cause this time you are just going to hurt some girl. You are hurting my little girl. Remember that Newbie.

J.D.: I do Dr. Cox everyday.

Perry: Good. (Walks off)

END OF SCENE

COMMERICAL

ACT 2
SCENE 1

CUT TO LUNCH ROOM. ELLIOT AND KEITH ARE SITTING BY THEMSELVES.

Elliot: so Keith what do you want to do tonight?

Keith: I don't know Elliot, why don't you ignore me some more.

Elliot: I'm so sorry; I have just been super busy. But I want to make it up to you.

Keith: Yeah, well how?

Elliot: Whatever you want me to do, just name it.

Keith: Really?

Elliot: Yeah, you think of something?

Keith: Not yet, but I will…

Elliot: you want to play apple thief again later?

Keith: I'm going to think up my own fantasy.(gets up to leave)

Elliot: Can't wait!

Andrea: (walks up) so what's going on there?

Elliot: Keith is coming up with a new sexy fantasy for us to act out.

Andrea: Ew….

Elliot: So you still need my help for J.D.'s surprise?

Andrea: not really unless you want to sleep with a tiny drummer.

Elliot: I'll pass.

Andrea: yeah I'm still trying to find a way out of that.

Elliot: I can't believe how gullible he is.

Andrea: I know!

J.D.: (walks up) who is gullible?

Andrea: No body, look a unicorn (points to the ceiling over his shoulder)

J.D.: Really… where? (looks) I don't see it.

Andrea and Elliot laugh.

3rd Intern: (Runs in) Dr. Reid!

Elliot: Yeah… what is it?

3rd Intern: Well Billy, he thought he had my patient and read the chart and gave him 100cc's of vicodan... And then I gave him a 100cc's of it because I didn't know and now Mr. Hammel is…

Elliot: (jumps up) Oh my god! I can't leave you guys alone for ten minutes! (rushes out with intern in toe)

Andrea: I really hate interns.

J.D.: But you were one once.

Andrea: Yeah I know but I also was a lot smarter then them.

J.D.: Yeah cause you graduated high school when you were twelve.

Andrea: Does that bother you?

J.D.: No, no it doesn't.

Andrea: Good! (gets up) I'm going to get lunch.

J.D.: Okay.

Andrea: Can I borrow some money?

J.D.: (takes money out of his pocket) here. And when I watched Andrea walk off I realized I was the man because even though she did make more money the I did she still was asking me to pay for stuff. And that made me feel good.

END OF SCENE

ACT 2
SCENE 2

NURSES STATION

Turk: What is it baby?

Carla: It's just ever since Andrea got here, JD lives over at her place. Elliot would rather be friends with her and I don't have anyone to talk to.

Turk: You got me baby.

Carla: Yeah but I don't have anyone to go to complain about you.

Turk: What about Dr. Cox?

Carla: Yeah I guess…

Turk: You are jealous that she is your equal.

Carla: She is not my equal.

Turk: She is just as nosey as you are, just as bossy and…

J.D.: In relationships problems that aren't your own become your problems if it bothers your partner. And sometimes you can find ways to help them…

Carla: Well I'm prettier then she is.

Turk: (stands silent)

Carla: Baby you better say that I am prettier then she is or no special birthday sex.

Turk: I didn't say anything baby because its obvious that you are prettier then she is. I mean I didn't think I had to say anything.

Dr. Kelso: (walks past) Nice save Turkleton.

Turk: Thank you sir. Carla, why don't you just become friends with Andrea and then hang out with her and Elliot. I mean if you can get along with Jordan and Dr. Cox I don't know why you couldn't get along with Andrea. (Walks off)

END OF SCENE

ACT 2
SCENE 3

ELLIOTS APARTMENT

Keith: Alright I thought of something.

Elliot: lets here it.

Keith: You work at an orange plantation guarding them and I am a loose criminal that tries to steal some oranges but you check me and..

Elliot: (shakes her head) I don't think that's going to work.

Keith: Why it's exactly like the apple orchard.

Elliot: But oranges aren't sexy.

Keith: You just want to do the apple thing.

Elliot: Yeah. But J.D. isn't here to be Paco.

Keith: We don't need JD…. But do you think we could switch roles?

Elliot: (confused) What do you mean?

Keith: Do you think you could be the criminal?

Elliot: But I could never steal from an apple orchard.

Keith: You just have to pretend you are… not actually do that.

Elliot: um… no.

Keith: Alright we will do it the same exact way minus Paco.

J.D.: And sometimes you give in to make the other person happy…

Elliot: (excited) I know who can be Paco. (points to Rowdy)

Keith: Whatever makes you happy.

Elliot: Right now take your clothes off!

END OF SCENE

ACT 2
SCENE 4

THE ROOF OF THE HOSPITAL

J.D.: What are we doing up here?

Andrea: I have a surprise for you.

J.D.: Andrea its okay, I'm over it that you forgot.

Andrea: That's just it J.D. I didn't. (calls out) Boys!

A GROUP OF MIDGETS COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE STAIRWELL HOLDING INSTURMENTS. THEY HURRY TO SET UP

J.D.: What is this?

Andrea: Wait for it

J.D.: And sometimes you surprise them to show them how much you care.

guy: We are Rove! (yells into the microphone)

J.D.: Is this a midget Journey cover band?

Andrea: (smiles) yup!

J.D.: This is awesome!

Andrea: I'm glad you like it.

J.D.: Can I have this dance? (holds out hand)

guy: (singing) Lying beside you, here in the dark
Feeling your heart beat with mind
Softly you whisper, youre so sincere

J.D. AND ANDREA DANCE TO OPEN ARMS.

J.D.: So why did you do all this?

Andrea: Because I know the beginning has been rocky for us but I really like you J.D. and I like the fact that because I like you it makes my dad mad. Killed two birds with one stone.

J.D.: (Laughs) well I'm sorry but I didn't get you anything.

Guy: (singing) How could our live be so blind
We sailed on together
We drifted apart
And here you are by my side

Andrea: Does it bother you I got senior attending?

J.D.: Well it did at first but then I had a little chat with your dad.

Andrea: Really, he actually comforted you?

J.D.: well he was threatening me while he did it so…

Andrea: he likes being your mentor… he just doesn't want to admit it.

Guy: (singing) So now I come to you, with open arms
Nothing to hide, believe what I say
So here I am with open arms
Hoping youll see what your love means to me
Open arms

Drummer: Alright that's it.

ANDREA AND JD STOP DANCING.

Andrea: What?!? That wasn't even a full song!

Drummer: So you said we were going to get sex for this. And I haven't seen any boobs or anything.

Andrea: Alright the lady that works in the laundry room said that she was going to do the honors for me.

Drummer: Oh boy! Sex on a dryer! (runs off)

JD AND ANDREA LAUGH.

Keyboarder: So are we going to get paid?

END OF SCENE

FADE OUT