A/N: hay guys thanx 4 all te revues even if every1s being mean but ill post ths chappie anyway. oh btw their maybe some inapproproate content in this chatper so if u dont like that stuff u might want 2 skip.
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after school demyx (A/N: u know, Roxa's tudor from study hall) wason his cell phone he was really listening more than talking tho. "I kind of figured that from looking at him... Uh-huh..." suddenly he got really surprised "You want me to WHAT? That's suicide, even if he is just—" then he stops "No... No, sir. I-I understand." And he closed his cell phone and put it in his jeans pocket and started walking away, "Oh, man... I told him he was sending the wrong guy for this."
(A/N: haha dun dun duuuuuuuuuun lol)
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pretty soon Mr. Axel's car drove up to his house witch was in Train Common and he got out with Roxas "Come on Roxas ive got a lot of tax forms for u to falsify" he said. But Roxas could tell he was lying because he could always tell stuff like that. "Its April 30" said Roxas "Taxes arent for another year almost" "Well its good to get started early" said mr Axel and he went in the kitchen and gived Roxas a stack of papers that was almost as tall as he was!!
"gimme a break Axel there are not this many tax forms in the WORLD!!!!" said Roxas madly.
"Their not all tax forms noodle" said Axel" some of them are difrential caclusus."
"Theres a difference?" said Roxas still mad.
Axel laughed "HAHAHAHAHAA, ur funny Roxas but u still have to do them. u work on those at the table, i have to go get changed" he said andwent upstairs. "oh and u can have some ice ceram wile u work if u want, it is in the freezer"
Roxas was still mad but he sat down the papers on the table and set down, than he started working on them, they were hard but thx to Mr Strifes math tutoring he was good at it, but no thanks to the new guy Dumyx cuz he was demb.
a few minuets later Axel came back down the stares, he was not wearing pink now but instead this really tight black leather shirt and pants and black boots with spikes on them, he still had his pink asscot (sp?) though. "hello again noodle how do i look?"
"stupid" Roxas said without even looking
"hey, that is no way to talk to ur teacher" said Mr. Axel.
"its a free contry" said Roxas he was still mad if u coudnlt tell lol.
"ya... ya your right roxas. America is a free country" said Mr Axel "its too bad the ppl in charge r so dumb all the time and say stuff like nuckular." Roxas wasnt listening he didnt really care about politicks because he was being rude lol well anyway he kept working on the tax forms wile Axel talks. Finally Axel opens up the referidgerator and gets out 2 sticks of blue ice cream "u want some ice cream Roxas? Its sea salt ur favorite!!!!"
"not really" said Roxas but then he changed hismind, it was kind of a hot day so Axel gave him 1 of the ice creams and Roxas started licking it. But as soon as he likced it he starte feeling dizzy, Maybe Im getting heatstroke he thought and he kept licking the ice cream. But he didnet know the icecream was drugged!!! and pretty soon he was passed out and his ice cream spilled on a tas forms.
"he he he" said Mr Axel giggling his plan workedperfectly!! He didn't eat the icecream himself though cause hed put drugs on all of them. so he wnet into the livingr oom and put Roxas on the couch then he started taking off his lil noodle's clothes. When Roxs was naked he stood up and looked, god he was so cute and innocent lying their like that,
but not for long.
Mr Axel went back to teh kitchen and got from the frige some whipped creme and some chocolate syrup and a jar of cherries, then he went back 2 roxas and started pouring thechocolate syrup on him, then when his little body was all covered in syrup he did the same thing with whipped cream, he felt himself getting really excidted cause he coudnlt wait to lick it all off!! then he put the finishing touches on putting cherries here and there on him like a sunday. but just as he was getting ready to lick it clean he heared a knock on the front door.
"who the fuck could that be" said Axel really annoyed "oh well i just wont answer it" he said and licked Roxas's face a little, it tasted good like chocolate and whpped cream.
suddenly there was a voice from the front door "I know you're in there! Open the door or I'll... I'll break it down!" Axel got really mad cause he didn't want anybody interrupting his private time with Roxas "FINE" he said madly and he got up and went to the door and opened it a little, outside was that stupid new tutor guy Demyx. "wat do u want demyx I am a busy man" said Mr. Axel.
Demyx jumped a little surprised, "I've come to pick up Roxas," he said.
"roxas isn't here" Axel lied a little nervouse because Demyx guessed. "he is still doing detention at the school."
But Demyx shook his head "No, five other students told me he got in your car and you drove off with him for some kind of ... 'special detention.' Do I even want to know what that means?"
"its just like regular detention but harder, and anyway u need to look for him at the school, those kids r a bunch of liers, their always not telling the truth!!"
After that Axel tryed to close the door but Demyx leaned ageinst it and started pushing it open. "Look, this is ridiculous, Axel," he said as he pushed, "Just let me in so I can make sure he's not here." But Axel was stronger andhe closed the door on Demyx and lockedit. "there now to get back to work" said Axel turning around but when he turned around Demyx was showing up right behindhim!!
"HOW THE FUCK DID U GET IN MY HOUSE" said Axel really mad now
"It's just teleporting," said Demyx "You of all people should know that, really..." then he started wlaking toward the living room where Roxas was, Axel got really really really mad and he ran down the basement but Demyx didnt see him.
Demyx turns the corner into the livingroom and saw Roxas lying there all covered in chocolate and whipped cream and he was naked. "Holy—!!" shouts Demyx then he coverd Roxas up in a blanket real quick and turned round to find axel "You... you sick son of a—!" he yelled but then he stopped, Axel was standing at the door with what lookes like a flame thrower in his hands and he turned it on full blast!!
Suddenly this big blue instrument (A/N: sry i forget what its called) appeard in Demyxs hands out of nowhere and he played some notes fast and this wall of water came up in fron t of him just in time to stop mr. Axel's flame. He keeps playing to keep the water going but the flame thrower was lasting a long time. but Demyx was still kind of releeved becuase the flame thrower looked like it was the only weapons Axel had right now. still it was going to be hard cause the house was starting to catch fire!
Demyx got kind of desperate as the flames started creeping past his water wall, he couldnt fight and help Roxas at the same time so he tried something else he said to his sitar "Dance, water, dance!" and tehse water clones that looked sorta like demyx only really not and musical notes came out of the water awll and started attacking Axel, he had to turn offthe flame thrower so he could hit them away but it didnt work, his hands just ent right thru the water!
"DEMYX U TEAM KILING WH000RJ" Axle yelled really loud while the water clones kept beating him up.
Demyx sighed relieved, hed been worried that this axel would be alot stronger. when the waterclones had beat up Axel so that he was out cold. Demyx went up to him and made sure then he took Roxas's pants off the floor and picked up Roxas still drugged andwrapped in the blanket and he made a pool of black darkness and he dsappeared into it.
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"... about done?"
"Hard to s... think it's about to... but the program's still trying to instantiate objects from outside the Twilight Town classes. It boggles the mind..."
The voices came to Roxas through a thick haze, but it soon began to clear, and with bleary eyes he attempted to make sense of his surroundings. It was dark except for the glow of computer monitors scattered around the room, and the only sounds were a gentle electronic hum and two familiar voices.
"Oh! Check it out, he's awake." One of the two figures by the computer turned around and approached him. "How ya feeling, little guy?"
Roxas blinked heavily a few times, then recognized the scarred face before him. "N...number Two?"
Xigbar nodded. "That was a pretty close call you had. That ice cream addiction is gonna be the death of you one of these days."
"What happened?" said Roxas, rubbing his eyes. His hand came away from his face covered in... shaving foam? He looked at it oddly. Why was he so tired? And why was he wearing nothing but a plaid blanket and a pair of pants?
"Well, near as we can figure..." Xigbar straightened up and gestured at the computer. "Somebody reactivated the Twilight Town simulation and somehow trapped you back inside. You've been missing for almost a month, you know."
The second figure turned his chair halfway; it was Demyx, who for some reason appeared to have some whipped cream in his hair. "Yeah, but then whoever got it started up didn't stick around to keep it going. Without any maintenance, the program just disintegrated. It needed some major debugging before we could even secure an entry point—just one runtime error after another. And don't get me started on the spelling and grammar errors," he added, turning back to the computer. "I don't think they managed to spell 'principal' correctly even once."
Roxas experimentally licked the substance on his hand, and his eyes widened. "Is—is this whipped cream?" he exclaimed.
Xigbar laughed. "You're lucky we found you when we did. If it hadn't been for Nine's quick action, well... let's just say it's thanks to him Axel isn't a registered sex offender."
Roxas blanched; suddenly the blanket and missing clothes made sense. Xigbar turned back to Demyx, who was typing something. "Think you can shut it down? I don't want any repeats of this little escapade."
Demyx cringed. "The runtime environment's not like anything I've ever seen before. I haven't been able to get it to abort, so I'm just trying to crash it now."
"I ... didn't know you could program a computer, Demyx," said Roxas slowly.
Demyx scratched his head sheepishly. "Well, I was thinking about declaring a minor in CS once upon a time, but then, you know, the Heartless, and it was sort of moot after that..." The computer suddenly let out a high-pitched whine, and Demyx returned his attention to it. "Oh, good! Finally gave me a fatal exception. Never thought I'd be happy to see one of those."
"But—what about Axel?" Roxas got unsteadily to his feet, the drugged popsicle still showing its effects. "If you crash the simulation while he's in there—"
"Calm down, kiddo. That was a virtual Axel," Xigbar explained. "The real one's still back at the castle. We didn't tell him where we were going, for obvious reasons."
"By which he means Axel's been unholy-pissed-off for the last month or so," said Demyx with a shiver. "He'll be happy to see you, though."
"Well, happy as a Nobody gets," Xigbar corrected.
Demyx typed a bit more, then turned his chair around again. "Hey, out of curiosity, Roxas, do you remember what all happened in that simulation over the last month?" he asked.
Roxas tensed.
"I mean, it might help us figure out who's responsible—"
"I don't want to talk about it," said Roxas firmly.
"Hey, blue screen of death," said Xigbar, pointing to the computer.
Demyx swiveled back, then stood and stepped away from the machine. "Well, that's all the more I can do. I don't think that simulation is ever gonna compile again."
"Can't hurt to make sure, though." Xigbar raised his right arm, and one of his guns appeared in his hand, pointed straight at the heart of the machine. By the time Roxas realized it was there, the Freeshooter had already fired, and the metal case burst apart in a flurry of sparks. The monitors' glow died instantly, leaving the "EXIT" sign above the door as the room's only lighting.
There was a soft whoosh as Xigbar's weapon presumably disappeared; it was too dark to see yet. "Well, shall we go, then?" said his voice.
"Sooner the better," said Roxas as Demyx guided him by the arm into the portal one of them had opened.
"By the way, Roxas, I still expect you to do that chapter eight homework," Demyx joked.
Roxas kicked in the general direction of his shins, and Demyx's yelp was the last sound in the basement of the Twilight Town mansion for quite some time.
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