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My Minister Brother

ACT 1
SCENE 1

JD AND ELLIOTS APARTMENT. ANDREA IS ON THE COUCH READING A MAGAZINE AND JD IS SITTING NEXT TO HER. ELLIOT IS IN THE KICHEN.

J.D.: Andrea and Elliot have been trying to get me to go out on a double date for the past few weeks and up till this point I had been hesitant about it cause I couldn't stand Keith. Then I started thinking about it and I realized that the reason I couldn't stand Keith was because he and Elliot were sleeping together when I wasn't sleeping with anyone. And now that I'm sleeping with Andrea maybe I won't hate him. So when is this double date?

Andrea: Really, you'll go?

Elliot: I can get Keith over here in five minutes flat.

J.D.: and for some reason that statement bothered me. Elliot, I don't think that's something you want to brag about. It makes you sound like a slut.

Keith: (walks in) I just got your text message.

Andrea: Impressive. J.D. you should be more like Keith.

J.D.: Nope still hated him. So where we gonna go?

Andrea and Elliot: (smile)

CUT TO A KARAOKE BAR. ELLIOT AND ANDREA ARE ON STAGE SINGING RESPECT. ELLIOT IS DANCING AROUND SPASTICALLY WHILE SINGING THE SOCK IT TO ME PART.

J.D.: (to waiter) Appletini please!

Keith: Isn't that kind of a girlie drink?

J.D.: And a pina colada isn't?

Keith: Why do you hate me so much.

Elliot: (falls off the stage) Ow!

J.D.: She socked it to herself.

Andrea: (jumps off stage and looks down at Elliot) So I guess you aren't up for one more song?

Elliot: Can someone help me up? I can't feel my back.

END SCENE

OPENING

ACT 1
SCENE 2

NURSES STATION.

Elliot: J.D. wasn't last night fun?

Carla: What did you two do?

J.D.: Well before we took Elliot back here to get her back looked at we went on a double date to a karaoke bar.

Carla: How come you never go on double dates with me and Turk?

Elliot: There's pressure there to get married.

Carla: There's no pressure!

Intern: (runs up) Dr. Dorian, theres a weird guy in my patients room!

J.D.: Is he family?

Intern: No

J.D.: did you have security look into it?

Intern: They didn't think he was a threat.

J.D.: Then why don't you go treat the patient?

Intern: because I can't when there is someone in there watching me.

J.D.: Fine! (both walk off)

Andrea: (walks up) You feeling better?

Elliot: Yeah! We should go out again tonight!

Andrea: Okay. What do you want to sing?

Elliot: Pina Colada. I made up a dance routine so I won't fall off the stage this time. I can teach you at lunch.

Carla: I want to do it!

Elliot: Carla, you're pregnant and there's some splits in it…

Carla: I can do it!

Andrea: You could hurt the baby.

Carla: We'll be fine.

Elliot: Alright meet us in the doctors lounge.

Carla: See you then! (walks off)

Andrea: So do you want to tell Turk or should I?

Elliot: Oh I'll do it… Turk and I have this little game its kind of like charades but if the person can't guess it in five minutes then they have to hug your dad.

Andrea: ahh…

Elliot: I'm going to go find him!

END SCENE

ACT 1
SCENE3

PATIENTS ROOM

J.D.: (walks) Dan?

Dan: Hey J.D.

J.D.: Why are you dressed up like a priest? Halloween was last month.

Dan: I'm not a priest, I couldn't be celibate. I'm a Minster!

J.D.: What?

Dan: That's why I am here. Mr. Mortimer here is part of the parish.

J.D.: well that's nice of you to be here to pray for him.

Dan: I'm here to give him his last rights.

J.D.: Oh

Dan: So do you think while I'm here I could stay with you?

J.D.: I don't live with Turk anymore I live with Elliot…

Dan: I'll stay on the couch.

J.D.: I don't know if that is such a good idea.

Dan: Johnny I don't have any place to go, I don't get paid much as a minister so I can't get a hotel room.

J.D.: Alright, I'll talk to her. And as soon as I agreed I knew this was going to be a bad idea.

Dan: Okay, see you tonight roomie!

CUT TO THE HALLWAY.

Elliot: (calls and walks down the hallway) Turk!

J.D.: (jogs to catch up to her) Hey Elliot, can I talk to you for a minute.

Elliot: I'm kind of busy right now.

J.D.: My brother is in town and he is going to stay with us.

Elliot: Why can't he stay at a hotel.

J.D.: Apparently minister's don't make a lot of money.

Elliot: He is a minister?

J.D.: yeah.

Elliot: Alright but you know my rule. You only get one guest to spend the night. So don't go running off to Andrea's and leave me with him.

J.D.: This was going to suck. Okay.

Elliot: I got to go! Turk (runs off)

Andrea: (walks up) So I just got off the phone with my landlord. Apparently there are a lot of termites and ants in the building so they are going to be smoke bombing the place. Can I stay with you and Elliot for 4 days?

J.D.: Actually my brother is in town and Elliot has this rule that I can only have one guest spend the night.

Andrea: (surprised) you have a brother? I didn't know that?

J.D.: Yeah sometimes I pretend that I don't have one.

Dan: (walks up) I heard that!

J.D.: Dan

Dan: And who is this pretty young lady?

J.D.: this is Dr. Cox's daughter.

Dan: (to Andrea) what are you doing later?

J.D.: Dude, that's my girlfriend!

Dan: Well I didn't know, you didn't tell me.

J.D.: That's because I thought since you don't like Dr. Cox you would leave her alone.

Dan: Well you don't know me very well do you?

Andrea: Okay. Well I'm going to go find my dad and ask him if I can stay at his place. (Kisses J.D.) See you later. (To Dan) and nice meeting you… I guess.

Dan: The pleasure was all mine.

Andrea: I'm sure it was (walks off)

END SCENE

ACT 1
SCENE 4

HALLWAY OUTSIDE OF THE OR.

Elliot: Turk!

Turk: Hey whats up?

Elliot: Game's on.

Turk: Okay. (looks at watch) Go

ELLIOT HOLDS UP HER POINTER FINGER.

Turk: First word.

POINTS TO HER LEFT RING FINGER

Turk: Wedding ring?

ELLIOT SHAKES HER HEAD. BRINGS HER TWO HANDS TOGETHER

Turk: The von Trapp family?

ELLIOT SHAKES HER HEAD. HOLDS UP TWO FINGERS. HOLDS HER STOMACH AND THEN EXTENDS IT TO SHOW GROWTH.

Turk: Singing? Are you sure this has nothing to do with the sound of music?

ELLIOT SHAKES HEAD. THEN TAKES HER LEFT PALM AND TOUCHES HER RIGHT POINTER AND RING FINGER TO IT LIKE IT WAS SOMEONE STANDING. THEN SPREADS THEM OUT TO INDICATE THE SPLIT.

Dr. Wen: (voice over) Dr. Turk to the OR.

Elliot: Looks like you loose!

Turk: I didn't even have the full time.

Elliot: Doesn't matter.

Turk: We are going to have to consult the rule book for this one.

Dr. Wen: (voice over) Seriously Christopher get in the OR.

Turk: Gotta go.

END SCENE

ACT 1
SCENE 5

JORDAN'S OFFICE

Andrea: (knocks on the door) Oh you are at work today?

Jordan: Yeah we had a board meeting today. We got rid of that WIC program.

Andrea: Well that's good!

Jordan: So what do you want?

Andrea: Why do you think I want something? Maybe I just wanted to come down here and enjoy your sunny disposition.

Jordan: Perry only comes down here when he wants something and you haven't talked to me in a few days.

Andrea: Alright fine, my apartment is getting smoke bombed because of all the termites. And J.D.'s brother is in town so can I stay at your place?

Jordan: Of course you can!

Andrea: Really?

Jordan: Oh yeah, this will really piss your father off.

Andrea: maybe I should go talk to him about this.

Jordan: No let me tell him. I want to see his expression.

END SCENE

COMMERICAL

ACT 2
SCENE 1

DOCTORS LOUNGE AT LUNCH

Andrea: Hey Elliot, I can't stay for the dance. I have to move some of my stuff over to my parents place. Maybe you could show me later?

Elliot: Oh yeah sure, I still have Carla so it will be funny.

Andrea: Thanks! (starts to walk out and while she does Carla walks in)

Carla: So where is Andrea?

Elliot: She had some errands to run.

Carla: Some friend

Elliot: You ready to get started?

Carla: Yup

ELLIOT TURNS THE BOOM BOX ON AND THEY BEGIN TO SWAY TO THE MUSIC. THEN ELLIOT STARTS TO TURN AND DO SOME KICKS WHICH DOESN'T GO WITH THE MUSIC AT ALL. CARLA TRIES TO FOLLOW BUT IS OFF THE BEAT. AT THE VERY END ELLIOT DOES A SPLIT AND CARLA TRIES TO BUT IN VAIN.

Carla: Don't you dare say I told you so.

Elliot: You look like you are in pain.

Carla: (tries to get up) No I'm fine.

Elliot: Do you want to go get lunch?

Carla: No, I'm not hungry.

Elliot: Alright see you later (walks out)

Carla: somebody help!

Turk: (walks in) Baby what are you doing on the floor?

Carla: Elliot was going to teach Andrea how to do this dance for there performance at the karaoke bar tonight.

Turk: You know you can't do that baby.

Carla: Are you going to help me up or not.

J.D.: Sometimes you make decisions that you know are wrong but your pride gets in the way.

END SCENE

ACT 2
SCENE 2

NURSES STATION.

Jordan: Hey Per. I got some news for you.

Perry: Jordan, if you are having twins we are giving them up for adoption.

Jordan: This has nothing to do with the baby.

Perry: Good.

Jordan: Andrea is going to be staying with us for a few days while her apartment gets smoke bombed.

J.D.: And sometimes you do things for your own personal entertainment

Perry: Why can't she just stay with Newbie?

Jordan: (smiles) because his brother's in town.

Perry: (trying hard not to show his anger) well isn't that nice.

Jordan: She is moving her stuff in right now.

Perry: That's great

Jordan: Well I'll see you at home.

TURK RUNS UP TO PERRY AND THROWS HIS ARMS AROUND HIM IN A HUG. PERRY IS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF IT. ELLIOT RUNS UP TO THEM.

Elliot: Okay five minute hug Turk! Try to hang on. Time starts now!

J.D.: Or you sometimes you do things because fulfill your word.

END SCENE

ACT 2
SCENE 3

DOCTORS LOUNGE

Andrea: (walks in) Elliot! I'm back do you still have time to show me the dance?

Carla: Elliot went to lunch.

Andrea: What are you still doing in here?

Carla: I think I hurt my leg trying to do the split.

Andrea: Do you want me to look at it for you?

Carla: Could you help me get down stairs to see Dr. Matthews?

Andrea: Sure.

Carla: And don't tell anyone.

Andrea: my lips are sealed.

J.D.: And sometimes you do something nice for someone you aren't close to because you know it will mean something to some you are.

END SCENE

ACT 2
SCENE 4

JD AND ELLIOTS APARTMENT. DAN IS IN THE LIVING ROOM.

J.D.: (brings out sheets) Here you go.

Dan: Thanks for letting me stay here with you.

J.D.: No problem man.

Girl: (walks out of the bathroom) Alright I'm ready for bed.

J.D.: Who's that?

Dan: My guest.

J.D.: Elliot's not going to like this. I can only have one guest spend the night.

Dan: No, the rule is only one guest per person staying here. So I'm your guest and she is mine.

J.D.: (throws his arms up defeated and walks out) and sometimes you do something nice for people and it just bites you in the ass.

END SCENE

ACT 2
SCENE 5

JORDAN AND PERRYS APARTMENT. JACK IS SITTING ON THE GROUND CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS TOYS. ANDREA AND JORDAN ARE SCREAMING AT PERRY FOR SOME REASON. AND PERRY IS SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

J.D.: Other times you do something you don't want to do and it turns out to make you happy.

JD IS IN HIS APARTMENT. THERE IS A BANGING ON THE WALL FROM ELLIOTS ROOM WHERE SHE AND KEITH WERE REINACTING ANOTHER APPLE FANTASY SHE HAD. JD GETS UP AND SHUTS HIS BEDROOM DOOR SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WATCH HIS BROTHER AND SOME RANDOM GIRL GO AT IT.

J.D.: I knew I wasn't going to sleep well that night. For the last month I have been sharing a bed with Andrea and I have gotten used to kicking and punching me in her sleep. And I realized there was no other place I would rather be then with her. And that I had finally made the right decision about a girl. At least I hope so.

JD'S PHONE RANG. HE PICKS IT UP.

Andrea: I was just calling to say good night.

J.D.: (smiles) Goodnight.

Andrea: Its going to be weird not having someone steal the blankets at night.

J.D.: or getting kicked in the face.

Andrea: Okay well I guess I'll let you go.

J.D.: Andrea wait, umm.

Andrea: Yeah?

J.D.: Sleep well and I uh… love you.

Andrea: I know you do. (pauses) I love you too.

J.D.: Yup I had made the right decision.

END SCENE

FADE OUT