Commercial Break One
We're interrupting Race of the Stars to bring you these commercial messages
"My dog is a fussy eater. Whenever I give him caviar or roast turkey, he just turns up his nose at it. So now, I give him Dogginosh. He may not have good taste but he does eat, what he likes. Wait, why are you looking at me like that spot… spot… spot get down! DOWN! AAARRGH!"
We're interrupting this commercial due to scenes of violence. Apparently, spot likes his owner
Meanwhile at an undisclosed conference room location
Yoda, the Cheshire Cat, Marvin the paranoid android, Buffy the vampire slayer and Sherlock Holmes are sitting around a conference table. One room has eleven TV screens; each screen shows a video of on of the team's location.
"Eliminated Penelope and Parker are. Owe me two grand you do cat," stated Yoda.
"Hmm, I was sure that it would be Olaf and Sunny going out first," sighed the Cheshire Cat, handing the money over.
"I suppose you wondering why I bought you all here," stated Holmes, interrupting further conversation.
"No," replied Buffy, "because you didn't bring us here, we're just here to watch the race."
"I think you should know I'm feeling very depressed," commented Marvin.
"Oh lighten up," retorted Buffy.
"Anyway, I have solved the mystery. The murderer was you Yoda," yelled Holmes dramatically.
"Know what you are talking about, I do not," replied Yoda.
"There's not been a murder," pointed out Buffy.
"Why is he even here?" asked the Cheshire Cat, "Hey Buffy, I bet you 2 grand that it's Olaf out next!"
"You are on," she replied.
Back to the commercial
"My legs! Help me! For the love of God help me!"
"Somebody shoot the dog!"
"No bullets sir!"
"We'll he'll become full eventually. Besides, you still have your arms left. Oops my mistake he's started on them now."
And now, back to the race