Disclaimer: I still don't own any final fantasy characters…except those made by my friends…nope, they threatened me—so I own nothing what so ever.

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A Final Fantasy Weekend Chapter two

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The next day…

Cloud/Irvine: (bursting in door holding six packs of beer) 9999 bottles of beer on the wall, 9999 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 99-

Vincent: Shut up you dumb asses! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep!?

Yuffie: Hey…Beer! Hey everybody! Beer!

--five minutes later—

Yuffie: 9999 bottles of beer on the wall, 9999 bottles of beer! Come on! Every body!

SILENCE

(Yuffie continues to sing)

Selphie: hahahahahaha (laughing uncontrollably, Ellone joins her) hahahahaha

Ellone: What the hell are we laughing about?

Zell: Man, this crap is better than hotdogs any day!! (hic!) hahahahahahaha!

Seifer: I wuv you Squally!

Squall: Oh, Seify!! (they start making out and laughing their retarded little heads off)

Rinoa: My ex and my boyfriend…that's disturbing… (she suddenly starts laughing along with them)

Quistis: How come I'M the teacher? I'm only a year older than…Squall? Are my classes boring?

Squall: Uh-huh. (looks at watch) holly shit! Quistis! I'm going to be late for your class!

(everyone in the class runs out…leaving the others to wonder where the heck Squall got the watch…)

Irvine: (there's all these booze bottles around him and cloud) shit cloud, heehee, you are one hell of a streaker. hic! but you totally screwed up your dare.

Cloud??

Irvine: you were suppose to sing the BARNEY theme song, not teletubies.

Cloud: ah, so what?

Raine: Laguna! gimme' back that beer!

Laguna: NO! (runs out door, they can still hear him yelling 'no' as he is chased down by a pack of hungry wolverines) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Raine: guess I had better go help him. (leaves, you can hear her killing wolverines)

Kiros: hey, look! Ward is so drunk he can talk again!!

Ward: huh?

MEANWHILE

Quistis: Alright, class. I've decided that I'm so 'king boring that ya'll can do what ya'll want! (chucks booze to them) now for some music! (pulls a boom box out from nowhere.)

Seifer: Hey, Squall? Did she just pull that out of her ass?

Squall: uh…I don't know…

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Headmaster Cid: (walking down a corridor, hearing shouts and loud music coming from quitsis's room.) What the hell? (opens the door to see Quistis on a desk, breakdancing to "I like to Move it Move it" and the rest of the class either knocked out or watching Squall and Seifer going for the championship of beer chugging.) Quistis, you're fired.

Quistis: Thank you, headmaster Ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!! (spins on head and falls of desk.)

Headmaster Cid: Class, this is your new teacher, M. Howard. good luck, (runs away)

Howard: Every one drop and give me twenty!! (yes, this is a woman)

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Poll: even though i have yet to play these final fantasies, should i try to use 6 and 10 by using what i have heard of them?