A FINAL FANTASY WEEKEND!

by DopeyTheChosen1

What do the final fantasy characters of 7 through 9 do at the end of a long week of fighting bad guys? Well, first they play truth or dare, then they get drunk, then it's back to fighting crime! in a way. rated for language. chapter three is up!

3. the atomic burp and an unlikely hero

A FINAL FANTASY WEEKEND: CHAPTER THREE

By: Raeko Narra

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Selphie: Hey, Seifer, challenge you to a coke chugging contest.

Seifer: No way.

Squall: Hey, dumbass, challenge you to a coke chugging contest.

Seifer: You're on, dumbass!!

Selphie: Aww…

(2,345,323 bottles each of coke later…)

Squall: Ah, man, I gotta' big burp coming on…

Seifer: Hold it in, I have a plan of how to get rid of Howard…

(In Quistis's, I mean, Howard's class)

Howard: and that was very important because blablabla…(ranting on and on about something that happened a thousand years ago that has nothing to do with the original assignment…)

Seifer: 3-2-1…

Howard: and then THAT was real crazily important because—

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

(The class room shakes.)

Howard: WTF WAS THAT!?!?!?

Class: …. … … …DON'T HURT US!!

Howard: hmm…okay, class, spell CAT.

Zell: Uh, what does spelling cat have to do with military personnel?

Howard: DETENTION FOR TALKING WITH OUT RAISING YOU HAND!!

Zell: I was just wondering…

Howard: SILENCE!! (then she uses her ultimate attack…) REFERRAL!!!!

(Zell is turned to stone.)

(the "oscar meyer weiner song" plays sadly…)

Selphie (with a really big sweatdrop): um… isn't cat spelled K-A-T?

Howard: NO! REFFERALL!!!

Irvine: Selphie! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (attempts to shoot the evil Howard, but the bullets just bounce off) Ah, fu—(turned to stone)

Howard: Now, class—

(is intereuppted by Laguna barging in)

Laguna: prepare to die, evil spawn of Adel!!

Howard: REFFERALL!! (No! Laguna-kun is turned to stone too!)

Howard: Is this really the most powerful people you have? I want a challenge! (door opens) Hmm…a new challenger?

Challenger: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Class: it's…it's…CRASH BANDICOOT!!??

Howard: No matter, REFFERALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Crash: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

(the two attacks meet, and a sonicboom goes off, destroying the class room, and most of the garden actually…)

thus, the day is saved, thanks to…

CRASH BANDICOOT!!!

DUHDUHDADUHDUHDADADA!!

(FF victory song)

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sorry that this last chapter is so freakin' short. oh well, have any of you read Van Von Hunter? If not, you should!! check out to read the web comic and get info on the book series. trust me, it's funnier than TRIGUN!!!