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Strange being number two slithered, silently towards Mamaru's apartment. He knocked on the door loudly twice and then hid in the sinister shadows. Mamaru opened the door curiously only to realize that no one was there. As he shut the door strange being number two swiftly and mutely barged in Mamaru's home. Mamaru was puzzled, he thought he heard and saw something but it was too quick for his eyes to comprehend. He slowly walked towards his kitchen and poured himself a cold, glass of grape juice. Strange being number two launched a fragment of ice at Mamaru's glass screaming, 'You bitch!' as it shattered. Mamaru quickly turned his head and saw a man with long, crimped, golden hair with emerald eyes wearing a violet suit and dark plum boots. Mamaru recognized this man, for he was Zoisite!

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"I am resurrected from the dead! I have come here to murder you Sailor Moon!" Queen Beryl announced, standing in front of blazing school.

"You will not murder me, you old hag!" Sailor moon snapped, she grabbed her brooch to transform and again took several hours to transform.

As Eternal Sailor Moon was putting on her gloves the Sailor Starlights appeared out of no where.

"Who are these hookers?" Queen Beryl asked.

"Hookers? Just because we were hot pants, a bikini shirt, leather gloves and boots does not make us hookers! Besides we are MEN!" Sailor Star Fighter hollered.

"Male prostitutes? Sailor Moon has been fucked without me in the show!" Queen Beryl snorted.

"Star Gentle Uterus!" Sailor Star Maker blared as he attacked Queen Beryl with a mysterious light.

Queen Beryl was hit and melted by Makers attack. "How dare I be defeated by a gay attack! Remember viewers, I made this show interesting!" were Queen Beryl's last words.

The rest of the Sailors except Sailor Moon (she was still putting on her gloves!) arrived only to find a pool of melted plastic.

"I knew Queen Beryl had plastic surgery!" Venus spoke.

"Well that takes care of that!" Mars announced.

The Sailors as well as everyone else went home because it was late and almost time for bed. Sailor Moon finally finished transforming and gave her famous 'I will punish you in the name of the moon'. She realized no one was there except for a homeless man who told her that the Sailor Stars already killed Queen Beryl five days ago.

"Dammit!" She mummered, "Why can't I transform quickly!"

Sailor Moon called it a night and went home to sleep.