CHAPTER TWO. ATTACK OF THE ORANGE THING.
I was sick today and I ended up staying home. My mom was here the whole time, so I couldn't get on the computer, but I did think up some ideas for this! So, all I had to do was write it out.
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"Alright, SASUKE! NARUTO! STOP FIGHTING!" Kakashi yelled and put his head in his hands. I was tempted to laugh. I pity the poor man…
"Who's that?" Some girl with pink haired asked and pointed at me.
"Don't you know that it's rude to point? Now put it down before I bite it off." I warned. Kakashi laughed.
"This is Aki Yoshiko. She's my new roommate. Now, introduce yourselves." Kakashi told the three.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!" AHH! The orange thing spoke. –cough- I mean…
"Uh, cool?" I responded. I wasn't too impressed. I thought that Kakashi might possibly teach a, er… Skilled group of genin.
"I'm Sakura Haruno." The girl said and smiled at me. I tried my best to return the smile. Honestly, I did. I turned to the last and final member of the group. He was slightly more impressive looking.
"Sasuke Uchiha." The boy said and then went back to being calm, cool and collected.
"Well, nice to meet you all…" I said and then turned to Kakashi, "Do I really have to stay? Kids really aren't my thing."
"I didn't force you to come. I only asked. I thought it might be more fun than sitting around the house." Kakashi replied. I let out a sigh.
"Fine. I'll stay." I then sat down on the ground and leaned against a tree, "Just pretend I'm not here. Do your thing, Kakashi-san."
"Oh yeah!" Kakashi exclaimed and reached into his vest. I raised an eyebrow. Was he going to attack me and use me as a guinea pig for some new technique he was teaching them? He better not or I'll kill him.
"Yes?" I asked, putting my hands on the ground in case he was looking for a fight. This way I could get up faster.
"Could you hold onto this for me?" He asked and handed his book to me. I narrowed my eyes.
"You want me to look over your porn? Of all things to ask me to do…" I rolled my eyes at him.
"Sssh! There are young, impressionable minds around here!" Kakashi said, in a joking tone of course. I doubt he would care if he corrupted these poor kids.
"FINE!" I shouted and snatched the book out of his hands.
"Thanks." His eye looked happy, so I figured he was smiling or something. He walked over to the trio and they got to work doing whatever they do. As soon as they were out of sight, I looked at the book. I looked at the cover and snorted.
"Make Out Paradise, huh?" I muttered to myself and then shrugged, beginning to flip through it. It didn't look so bad. So, I looked around again to make sure Kakashi wasn't looking and then I started… DUNDUNDUN… Reading the book.
I wasn't sure how long I was reading for, but by the time I looked up, it was getting a little dark. Kakashi still wasn't back. For a porn book, it wasn't too bad. I bit my lip and went back to reading.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" A male voice yelled. I jumped a little bit and looked around. I let out a sigh of relief as I saw it was only the orange thi—Naruto.
"Nothing." I said and gave him a death glare.
"You're reading Kakashi-sensei's book!" Naruto accused me.
"Well… At least you still have your sight." I sighed and tapped my chin, "Just don't tell him okay?"
"Fine. You haven't seen him right?" Naruto asked.
"Do you think I would still be reading this if I saw him?" I questioned. This kid is pretty dumb. Well, he shrugged and then ran off. I watched him run off for a little while and then I went back to reading.
It wasn't much longer until a shadow blocked the remaining light.
"Gah. Mind moving? I can't read with you standing there." I said, thinking it was Naruto again. The shadow moved over and then cleared it's throat.
"Can you do me a favour?" The voice belonged to Kakashi, but he didn't seem to mind me reading his book, so I decided to keep reading.
"Sure." I mumbled.
"Aki-san. I need a favour." Kakashi said, his voice sounding harsher than before.
"I said okay…"
"Can you try paying attention?" I sighed and looked up. I immediately started to laugh. Kakashi was soaked!
"What happened to you!" I said between laughs.
"I fell in the river. I'm going home to change. Can you look after the kids for me?" He asked as I went back to the book.
"Ummhmm." I replied. He sighed and crouched down. He grabbed my chin, forcing me to look at him.
"I really need you to do this for me, okay?" He said.
"Okay! Geez. You talk like I'm irresponsible or something!"
"Hey, I'm not the one reading porn." He teased.
"Shut up. I said I'd do this for you. So, get lost before I change my mind." He laughed, and then walked off. About two minutes later, the trio was sitting around me.
"So, you and Kakashi-sensei are roommates, huh?" Sakura asked.
"Yup." I answered, not looking up.
"How long have you been dating?" I paused and looked at the pink haired girl.
"Why would you think we're dating?"
"Because…" She muttered.
"Kakashi-sensei doesn't bring random girls around for no apparent reason!" Naruto announced.
"I've only known him for a day…" I blinked. Not a regular blink. Like, a clueless/confused sort of blink.
"Wow, don't you think you're taking it pretty fast?" Sakura looked shocked.
"Have you seen behind his mask?" Sasuke asked. That was the first thing he said to me since introducing himself.
"No and we're only friends." I told them. This is exactly why I don't teach! They annoy the hell out of me!
"Suuuure." Naruto and Sakura said together. I rolled my eyes and looked around.
"Gah. Where is he…?" I asked impatiently.
"Who? Your loooooover!" Naruto asked.
"Listen, kid. I could kill you in two seconds. So, shut it or I'll have to resort to violence."
"As if! You wouldn't want Kakashi to be mad, do you?" Sakura asked. (I'm going to stop using honorifics for now, if that's okay.)
"And now I know why he left. Don't you guys have to go home or something?" I asked hopefully.
"Not really." Sasuke answered.
"Don't you have to go home to your boyfriend?" Naruto teased.
"SHUT UP!" I yelled and got up to beat the crap out of him, but someone grabbed me. Guess who it was? It was Kakashi! –gasp- No duh, "Lemme go! I'm going to kill him!"
"Uhh… I think you three should go home now." Kakashi told them. They shrugged and walked off.
"Let go of me!" I yelled, squirming in his arms.
"Not yet, my homicidal friend."
"I'm never going anywhere with you again!"
"I think that would be a good decision. I don't need you killing my students." He finally let me go. I sighed and looked down.
"Sorry about that. He kind of… Yeah…"
"I heard most of it. Kids, huh?"
"I think I set them straight, though. Well, I guess we should go home now."
"How about I take you out to get something to eat. I really don't have much at home."
"Wait… You don't think that…"
"We are strictly roommates. We're only friends, in your own words." He said to my unasked question.
"Right. Well, I guess it's okay then." I said and gave him a half smile. Funny thing is, part of me felt sad. I think that part of me wouldn't mind having Kakashi as a boyfriend, but that wouldn't work. I don't want to get into anything with him. As I said, we're only friends and that's the way I want to keep it.
"So, we should go soon…" He said, interrupting my thoughts.
"Yeah! Sorry, I was thinking!"
"I thought I smelt something burning." Kakashi joked. I frowned.
"Just for that, I'm not giving you your book back." I threatened.
"Keep it. I have five other copies." He did this evil cackle and then walked off. I frowned some more, and then followed him.
"Don't leave without me!"
"Then don't be slow. I thought you were jounin!"
Lookit! I made it longer this time. Well, if you don't mind, can you review? I love reading them. I get excited when I go to check for reviews.