CHAPTER FIVE. TIED UP WITH KAKASHI'S ROPE.

I am so, so sorry I got this out late. I've just been pretty busy because I've been doing loads of band stuff and I'm just having a horrible week… My friends and me aren't exactly getting along, my relatives came over and my mp3, which I have no money whatsoever to replace, is broken. I'm sorry; I'll stop whining now. On a good note, I've received SEVEN reviews for last chapter, which has made me considerably happier. So, thanks for hanging in there guys!

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"AKI! AKI, WHERE ARE YOU!" Kakashi yelled as he walked around the house, searching for the missing girl. He paused and let out a sigh. Honestly, how in the world did she get away so quickly? He panicked a little bit, wondering if she tried to run away again.

His fears were pushed aside as he heard a faint giggling from her room. He rolled his eyes and went in Aki's room, continuing his search under her bed.

"C'mon, Aki. This isn't funny." Kakashi said and stood up, crossing his arms. When, the missing ninja landed on him, "OW!"

"Ahaha! I've captured you!" I shouted and cackled evilly as I sat down on him.

"Whatever happened to simply asking me for things?" Kakashi asked and then smirked, not that you could see, but I could. Because I have wicked skills.

"You dirty old man. It's nothing like that!" I yelled at him and then looked away for a second, then looked at him and attempted to tear off the mask.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Kakashi yelled, pushing me off him and ran off into the living room.

"I'm going to get it off if it's the last thing I do!" I shouted and followed him.

"YOU'RE CRAZY!" Kakashi cried and ran in his room, shutting the door. Unfortunately, I don't pay attention to small details like that and ran into the door.

"Ooooooow." I whined and flopped on the ground. A few seconds later, I could hear the door open and I opened one of my eyes to see Kakashi looking out at me.

"Are you winking at me again?" Kakashi asked. I glared at him and then went back to my current state of never moving again.

"You hurt my head…" I pouted at him. He sighed and leaned down beside me.

"No, you hurt your head because you were dumb enough to run into my door."

"If I ever regain mobility again, I'm going to kill you!"

"Stop being so dramatic. You're not bleeding, so you're good."

"Are you sure? I mean, my eye really hurts!" I sat up.

"Yeah, you're good." He got that happy look on his face and with one swift move, pinned me down on the floor and tied my hands off.

"OHMYGOD. DON'T KILL ME. I'M NOT THAT BAD." I screamed and tried to squirm away, but it was no good. He had caught me…

"Can you untie me? This doesn't look right…" I muttered. Kakashi had managed to grab me and tie me up. Also, he was a big liar and I now had a black eye.

"And risk you pulling off my mask? Never!" He replied.

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Yeah, yeah… Whatever, turn." I said and kicked him.

"I know perfectly well where I'm going!" Kakashi said and pulled me into the grocery store.

"Why didn't you just leave me at home?" I complained.

"You probably would have found a clever way to untie yourself. This way, I can keep an eye on you." He explained.

"Fine then. Let's hurry this up."

"That's fine with me." He laughed. I could tell he was enjoying this. It's time like these when I wonder why in the world I stayed with him. Well, he pulled me around the grocery store for about half an hour, until I got fed up. I wasn't about to be pushed, or in my case, pulled around. I figured he had left his guard down, so I tugged as hard as I could on the rope.

That didn't turn out as well as I planned…

"I'm sorry, sir. My sister is a little screwed up in the brain." Kakashi explained as he retied the rope around my wrists. I don't get it! He could have just told him he was tying me up because he is ever so mean, but nooo. I had to be his mentally challenged sister.

Apparently, when I pulled on the rope, I fell back into a nice display of food. I sent in flying down and it went everywhere. I think I may have learned a lesson on the mask thing. Don't try and take it off unless you're sure the man doesn't have rope around.

"Just don't let it happen again." The manager warned and we were seen out of the store.

"Your sister!" I glared at him.

"If I would have told him otherwise, he probably wouldn't have let us off so easily."

"No, Kakashi dear. You're just afraid of commitment. You don't want to admit that I'm your girlfriend."

"I, er…" He gave me a one eyed glare.

"And I guess I could get used to the mask… It's not that bad!" I said and leaned over and quickly kissed him. I pulled away and skipped off, for he was so stunned, he dropped the rope.

"She's what?" Sakura questioned, staring at Kakashi in disbelief.

"Sleeping in…" Kakashi repeated and led them off to God knows where.

"Wow. She's lazy too. You're perfect for each other!" Naruto said, getting the glare in return.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened at the grocery store?" Sakura asked, changing the subject.

"I heard that some crazy girl and her brother knocked over all the food displays." Sasuke said.

"Yeah! And they're going to have to shut it down for a week to clean it up." Naruto said. (Dramatization, but of course… It is a rumour.)

"Er… No kidding. That's crazy…" Kakashi muttered and was glad he had a mask to cover up that he was blushing.

"I wonder who it was…" Sasuke muttered. When, out of nowhere, Aki appeared! Well, it wasn't really nowhere. She had been hiding in the trees all along.

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!" Kakashi yelled as I tackled him. Yes, I had slept in, but I was getting bored as well as lonely. So, I decided to go find him. Tackling him was just revenge for tying me up.

"I MISSED YOU!" I yelled in a girly voice and hugged him.

"Your transformation jutsu is good, but she's nothing like that!" He yelled and I kind of… Stopped hugging him and stared at him. What the hell? He grabbed me and slung me over his shoulder and then carried me off.

"But… But… I AM AKI!" I yelled.

"Yeah, right. She'd never be that happy to see me." Kakashi said, and then let out a little sigh. I frowned a little bit and then realized he was right. All we ever do is fight…

"I swear! It's me! I'm trying to change, Kakashi!" I told him.

"As if…" He muttered and threw me down roughly on the ground. He reached into his vest and pulled out some rope to tie me to a tree.

"This is the second day in a row you've tied me up, Kakashi…" I pointed out.

"Who are you working for and where have you put the real Aki?" He questioned. The trio stood behind him.

"Why would someone kidnap Aki?" Sakura asked.

"Kakashi-sensei is a powerful ninja. Someone could be holding a grudge against him." Naruto said.

"In that case, I'll help him." Sasuke said, pretty cheerfully if you ask me. What are they going to do! TORTURE ME!

"I am the real Aki." I said again, letting out a sigh, "This is getting pretty tiresome."

"Where have you taken her? I swear, if you hurt her, I'll kill you!" Kakashi shouted.

"Y-you… You would kill for me…?" I asked, sort of shocked by what he had said.

"Aki…? Is that really you?" Kakashi asked, his eye looking stunned.

"Don't believe it… He, or she, is just trying to trick you." Sasuke warned.

"You're right. Naruto, Sakura… Can you go to my house and see if Aki's there? I want to know if she was kidnapped and if she isn't, I want you to bring her back here." Kakashi commanded and then glanced at Sasuke, "You'll stay here with me."

"Kakashi. Please, you have to believe me! I am Aki…" I told him, starting to sound desperate. He was starting to sound way too dangerous. I was afraid that if Naruto and Sakura came back saying that I wasn't at home, he might actually kill me.

"I'm not going to fall for that." Kakashi said.

"You dumbass! Why don't you use sharingan and find out if this is an illusion or not?" I challenged. I was surprised that he hadn't thought of doing that. You see, I had been asking around about information about sharingan since he showed me and, apparently, it allows you to see through illusions. (Most of you probably know this, but I'm writing it to clarify what Aki said.)

"If that's what you want…" Kakashi said and pulled his ninja headband up to reveal sharingan. He stared at me for about a minute and then started laughing.

"What's so funny?" Sasuke asked.

"Let's put it this way. Every good ninja came make a mistake once in a while." Kakashi told him and started untying me, "Sorry about that."

"You weirdo! What's gotten into you? I've never seen you be so paranoid…" I muttered.

"Well, I've never really had to look out for anyone besides myself. It makes me worry." He replied.

"You don't have to look out for me. I'm perfectly capable of defending myself." I said and then smiled at him, not wanting him to think I wasn't thankful for him wanting to look after me. He smiled back and we shared a nice little moment, until Sasuke started making noises.

"Oh right. You're still here. How about you go find Naruto and Sakura and Aki's okay." Kakashi told Sasuke and watched him walk off, and then looked back at me, "I'm glad you're okay."

"Aw. Thanks. I'm glad you didn't kill me." I teased.

"You're going to bug me about this until I'm dead, aren't you?"

"And after." I laughed.

"So… The kids might not get back for a while or they might go for another round of Kill Sasuke. You never know what'll happen with Naruto around." Kakashi pointed out.

"What are you suggesting?" I raised an eyebrow.

"I'm just saying, I don't want to sit around some forest all day…" He shrugged.

"Good point. Oh, by the way, I did miss you… That's why I came all the way out here. I'm sorry about how I've treated you. You don't deserve it because all you do is be nice to me and look after me…" I sighed and looked down.

"Don't worry about it. It's partly my fault that we fight so much." Kakashi said wisely. I looked up and smiled at bit at him, but I still felt so guilty for all that I put him through. I've got a feeling that I've made his life so much more difficult since I arrived.

"Um, so you want to go home?" I asked. He nodded and got up, then helped me up.

We went back home and hung out there for a while, until I got in a festive mood and decided that it'd be a good time to go and get drinks… I think you came in somewhere around here…

"Wheee! I'm a ninja!" I shouted. I think I had had the most sake out of the both us. You think we would have stopped me, but no. He's just trying to get me drunk so he can have his ways with me. Or something like that. I never know what goes on in the old man's head.

"Sure you are," Kakashi muttered as he carried me back home. I paused and thought back to what he had been talking about earlier today. He was always looking out after me. That's what he was doing right now.

"No, really. I am. I can prove it! Let's fight!" I shouted and then started giggling. Haha, want to guess what kind of expression he's wearing underneath his mask right now?

"You are in no condition to fight, Aki. Just keep quiet until we get back." He told me, sounding extremely frustrated.

"Hey, man… Have you ever noticed how tight your pants are…?" I asked and was automatically launched into a laughing fit as I saw his one eye grow HUGE.

"Well, er… No, but I'm guessing you have, huh?" He replied and laughed, "You're pretty amusing when you're drunk."

"Why, thank you…" I murmured and then sort of… Feel asleep. I am such a weirdo when I'm drunk.

The next morning I woke up with a killer hangover. I let out a moan and then rolled over. I sat up straight when I realized my arm had hit, you know, not the mattress. I opened my eyes and glanced at the thing in bed with me. It was Kakashi, which was no surprise if you think about it. Who else could it been?

I bit down on my lip and looked around the room to see we were in his room. I looked around for any evidence of what had happened last night. I don't think he would have done anything to me… He's not like that and it didn't seem like anything had happened.

I sighed and laid back down. It was morning, but it was still pretty early. A million questions floated around my brain as I tried to come up with a conclusion. All of a sudden, someone knocked on the door. I looked at Kakashi. He didn't look like he was getting up anytime soon. So, I rushed to the door.

I flung the door open to find none other than Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke.

"Do you have any idea how early it is?" I asked, rubbing my eyes. I wondered if I was seeing things. It couldn't be them, but it was.

"We need to see Kakashi-sensei…" Sakura whispered. I rubbed my head and whined.

"Alright, alright. Just keep it down." I said and opened the door for them to come in. I then made my way to Kakashi's room. I jumped on the bed and shook him, "Kakashi. You have visitors."

"Tell them to go away. It's way too early." He whined and pulled a pillow over his head.

"It's your pupils." I told him. He then turned over to face me, his eye looking confused.

"Are you sure you're not seeing things?" He questioned.

"I'm pretty sure." I nodded. He sighed and sat up, fixing his mask and such, then exited the room to figure out why they were at his house at such an early hour.

So, that's all for now! I left you with kind of a cliffhanger, huh? I kind wanted to add some twists in here so it's not just Aki and Kakashi being weird. In conclusion, I ask you to review! You know how happy they make me!