Iamthey stood in
front of a large metal door, half sunken in the earth. Some knew this
place as a hill, but others knew it as the lair of Count Confusion.
In light of the recent betrayals, the Council had hastily elected
Iamthey to represent HA in a bit of a bilateral talk with the
Separatists. Although Iamthey had felt flattered at the time, he now
was sure that the Council had elected him because he was immortal.
How convenient; send someone who cannot die on a suicide mission.
The large barricade that was the door opened up to reveal a
medium height guard. His head was shaven bald, and he carried a
standard assault rifle. "Who the hell are you!"
"Let me
first say that I mean you no harm, and only wish to have a chat with
your leader."
"I'll tell you; know the only way you are
getting to Count Confusion is over my big dead ass."
"Oh, I
had hoped it would not come to that." At that, the "peace maker"
planted a knife into the center of the guard's forehead. The body
dropped without a sound, and Iamthey sided the door shut behind him.
At that moment a patrol made up of a brace (two men) entered the
entry way. "Damn, this is the last thing I need," He said as he
removed his desert eagles and produced a hole in the heads of each of
the two guards. Before additional men came to investigate the
gunshots, Iamthey turned to dust and moved to Count Confusion's
office via the ventilation shafts.
When he arrived, Confusion was not in the office. He took a seat behind the Count's desk and turned the chair so that it faced the opposite wall to the door.
"Sir, I
have a report of two gunshots earlier today." A young guard
reported to Confusion as he briskly walked down the hall to his
office.
"And… we have hundreds of gunshots, what with the
executions, the practice. Its not uncommon."
"I know sir, but
this was different; the ones you have described came from the lower
levels. This one was on a surface level. To be more specific, they
were in the main entry hall," The guard pushed.
Confusion turned
to face the guard in the eye. Now growing impatient of the guards
ignorance, he said, "Do I look like a security chief to you?
Gunshots in a military installation are not uncommon! This is the
kind of thing you report to a sergeant. Do you understand me!"
"Yes, but-"
"But nothing; I have no time for this! I
want you to write a report; I will read it in the morning." His
tone softened, realizing that perhaps this requite was not just
wasting his time; making false or slanted truth tales of events in
hopes of being rewarded with a promotion. "Now good night."
"Very
well my lord, but one thing; I believe that there may be an
intruder."
The words of
the young guard did not cross Count's mind until he had already
entered his office. Nothing was changed; everything was as it had
been, except his chair. Smirking, he realized who it must be.
"Please, Matthew, we are enemies now; you are my opposition's
Senior Advisor."
"Except, they were gunshots; not knives, not
poising, and not anything in the manner of stealth. No, they were
gunshots. Oh, Count, it appears you are losing your touch,"
Iamthey's voice answered.
"Ah, so it is the great Head of
Council. Have you come to make an appeal for the Elites, to stand
before me and beg for a mercy that does not even concern you?"
Confusion began.
"No, I have not come to make some petty attempt
to win you over to my side, nor have I come to ridicule you. My
journey is not necessarily one of war; my reason, my motive for
undertaking this mission is in hopes that you could shed light on a
question. I know that the Elites are not planning anything; my
question for you is why, why do waste your time taking on a task that
will inevitably end in your demise."
"Iamthey, you surprise
me; I had assumed that you had made your journey simply on the
request of Dogbert, or perhaps your Council of Elites." Confusion
said the word with such disgust, such hate, you could feel his anger
flowing through the air. "To answer your question…most people
know the Elites have nothing planned; I am referring to those with
some degree of intelligence. As I said, they have nothing planned,
and if you ask me, they probably do not have the mental capacity to
focus on any single objective."
"You still have not answered
my question."
"Of course, you are much quicker than the
others. Anyway, why…well I suppose the most obvious reason is their
sickening level of intelligence, or lack their of; coupled with their
leaders' and their mammoth good complexes, it tends brings an
unmatched hate to the surface of any educated individual, as well as
an extraordinary revelation. They are a danger to themselves and to
the entire Community, and must be eradicated."
"Well, I must
say I agree you. The immense arrogance of the Elites have blinded
them; because of this they have allowed Viggy to enter their
group."
"You have much reason."
"I warn you, however,
although we agree on some ideologies, does not mean you will have any
chance at converting me." Iamthey cautioned.
"Are you loyal to
Dogbert?" Confusion asked.
"Dogbert has done nothing to
deserve a betrayal. Yes, he has made deals with shady figures in the
past, but those were rare occasions that he did for the good of High
Alliance."
"Yes, well, now that we have talked, are you still
sure of your neutrality?"
"You are limited by your one-sided
thinking. You see this as two sides - Elites and Separatists.
Although we agree on aspects of the war, I would never place myself
on any single side. I am on the side of HA. I do not break the trusts
of friends without a reason. I have done business with you before,
you are not one I would throw my lot in with."
"Indeed, when
this is all over you will have yet to fall. However, it seems as
though you have made you choice. So be it, Elite." Confusion ended
the conversation by pulling his own gun, a smaller berretta, and fire
two shots in the direction of Iamthey. Before any collision could be
made, Iamthey was sitting back in his own office.
As he left the
room, he noticed James from earlier that day. "James, can you do me
a favor?"
"Sure, anything?"
"Assemble the IIC; in
addition get the Senior Advisor and our military leader,
WhiffleBallTony. Have them meet me in the main Council Chamber in
approximately one hour."
"It will be done."
