CHAPTER SIX. TEAM 7 INVADES THE HAPPY HOME.

Whoo! I've got 19 reviews on this story! I'm so happy. This is more than I could ever ask for. I know it doesn't seem like a lot, but it is to me. When I first started writing this, I thought the most I'd get would be like… 5, but you went and proved me wrong. So, I dedicate this chapter to all my readers.

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Guess what I did today? I wrote… The Ways of Shinobi for Dummies! My friend has only seen a few episodes of Naruto, so she asked me to fill her in… I just decided to write her a whole thing. It was actually really fun. Oh yeah, I've had this chapter written up since I posted chapter 5, but I didn't want to put it up until I got a reviews. Haha. Well, HERE YOU GO!

DISCLAIMER: I still don't own Naruto.

"Alright, you three. What was so important that you had to come to my house at three in the morning?" Kakashi asked, yawning.

"We, uh…" Sakura started. I could tell she felt guilty for coming over so early, but what could she do about it now?

"We got notes." Naruto said.

"You actually did SCHOOL WORK!" I asked, looking shocked.

"Not that kind of a note… More like… Hate mail." Sasuke said.

"Your fan girls are turning against you?" I raised an eyebrow. Heh, maybe I should stop being such an idiot and let them explain.

"Here. Can I see them?" Kakashi asked and held out his hand. Each of the kids pulled out a piece of paper and put it in Kakashi's hand, "Hmm. I see. You three better stay here tonight."

"What! Lemme see those…" I muttered and pulled the papers away from Kakashi. I quickly read them. All three pretty much said the same thing about them dying and such.

"Me and Aki will get the rooms ready for you. Go home and get some stuff, but stick together, okay?" Kakashi told them. They nodded and then left. I looked at him.

"Here? We don't exactly have that big of a house, you know." I pointed out.

"What else can we do? You read the notes. I'm not putting my students in danger. They'd be better off staying here." He explained.

"So… I guess I have to give up my bed, then."

"Yeah. Sakura can stay in your room and the boys will share mine…"

"And us?"

"Haven't you had enough sleep yet?" He stared at me.

"Nope, not yet." I grinned proudly and followed him into his room.

"I guess you'll have to sleep on the couch. I'll just… Sleep on the floor or something."

"The floor! No way! You can sleep with me on the couch. It'll be fun. We'll freak out the little ones." I smirked. He shook his head and laughed.

"Whatever keeps you happy."

"Oh goodie!" I said and ventured into my room, then paused. I hadn't been in there since yesterday and I had fixed it up then. So, I really didn't need to clean it. I shrugged and then went into the closet to pull out spare blanket and pillows for Kakashi and I. By the time I was done, the three were back again, "You two are going to stay in Kakashi's room. It's that way. C'mon Sakura."

"Oh. Are we stealing your guys' beds?" Sakura asked and started to look a little worried.

"Yeah, but don't worry about it. We're going to sleep on the couch." I smiled.

"EEEEEEW!" Naruto said, then tripped as Sasuke pushed him towards the other room. So, I showed Sakura to my room and then I went in the living room to see Kakashi already lying on the couch.

"Upf. Hurry up… I'm tired." He complained. I laughed and flopped down on him.

"There. Happy?" I asked, blushing a little bit. I had really never been… This close to him.

"Yes. Extremely happy." He replied, grinning. I laughed again and cuddled up to him.

"This is nice."

"Ummhmm. So, uh… I'll see you in the morning, then."

"Goodnight." I said and then kissed him… His mask. Yeah, that's it. Well, just then he moved his hand up and pulled his mask down to give me a real kiss. Unfortunately, it was too flippin' dark for me to see anything, but I didn't care. The fact that he was comfortable enough around me to take off his mask was good enough for me. I smiled and then rested my head on his chest as he put the mask back on.

"Goodnight…" He whispered, but it was already too late. I was fast asleep.

"Ugg. Who suggested staying over, anyway?" Naruto asked.

"Kakashi-sensei, you loser." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"I think they look cute together." Sakura said and smiled at Sasuke. All three of them had woken up early and were staring at the two sleeping adults on the couch.

"I am against this public display of emotion!" Naruto announced.

"Naruto, you loser! This is their house!" Sakura hissed at him.

"So, who wants to wake them up?" Sasuke asked.

"Ahahaha. I want to." Naruto said and reached over to the pair, then let out a scream as Kakashi's eye popped open.

"Good morning, sensei!" Sakura said cheerfully.

"What are you three doing!" Kakashi asked, narrowing his eye.

"Well, Naruto was being a loser, like usual." Sasuke explained.

"Get lost. She's still asleep." Kakashi told the three and shut his eye.

"But I'm hungry…" Naruto let out a moan.

"Mhmpf. Don't worry… I'm awake…" I let out a sigh and looked at the three.

"You don't have to get up yet." Kakashi said.

"But I am awake. As if I could sleep with that running around the house." I glared at Naruto.

"Well, go to your bed then…" Kakashi blinked in that confused sort of way.

"By the time I get to my room, I'll be awake anyway." I said logically.

"Are you going to feed Naruto? He gets annoying when he's hungry." Sakura said.

"Aki. You need to move so I can feed them." Kakashi whispered to me.

"I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER SENT THEM THOSE NOTES." I yelled.

"Hey, I think I could wait a little while…" Naruto said and ran off to Kakashi's room.

About half an hour later, I decided that I would actually get off Kakashi. After he got up, I just laid back down on the couch. I felt a little guilty for making Kakashi do all the work, but I knew he wouldn't be ticked off or anything. He never gets ticked off.

"So, what now…?" I asked and looked at the three kids who had stolen the couch from me. Since it was only I and Kakashi living there, we didn't have any other form of seating. So, Kakashi sat on the floor and I sat on Kakashi.

"We probably shouldn't leave the house." Kakashi said. I sighed. How long would I be stuck in the house with those three? I mean, Kakashi and I were finally getting close and they just came along and ruined it.

"I'm bored." Naruto said. I don't think Sasuke was, though. He was reading one of Kakashi's freaky books. Hehe.

"Sasuke. Don't read those things… They're bad." I said. Kakashi stared at him in horror and jumped up, making me fall on the floor, and snatched it out of Sasuke's hands.

"Just because I'm letting you stay here, doesn't mean you can go and look at all my stuff." Kakashi said bitterly and then looked at me, "What are you doing on the floor?"

"You dropped me, you idiot!" I yelled and shook my fist.

"Oh." He laughed, "Well… I'm going to go outside and secure the perimeter. You boys want to come?" (Sorry, I've just always wanted to make him say that.)

"Sure. It's better than sitting around here." Naruto said and jumped up. Within two minutes, the guys had exited the house. I turned to Sakura.

"Want to burn all of Kakashi's books?" I asked casually.

"You mean it? What would he do, though? I don't want to get in trouble." Sakura said.

"Haha. You let me take care of that!" I grinned mysteriously.

"You think they're done yet?" Sakura asked, looking in the oven. Currently, we had ten books piled in there and we were seeing if we cook them or something.

"Ummm… Yup." I said as they burst into fire, "Hey! We should decorate his walls with the pages!"

"Oh. Good idea. Maybe we should leave him a few, though…" Sakura said. I nodded slowly and set two to the side, but scribbled all over the pages first.

"I think I want to throw some in the tub. He flipped out last time I let one of his books suffer water damage." I laughed evilly.

"He sure has a lot…" Sakura muttered.

"I bet he has more hidden in a safe or something. I bet he would do that. He's weird like that." I nodded slowly and then grabbed the super glue and a few books, then made my way to his room.

"OOOOH! MY BOOKS! HOW COULD YOU?" Kakashi whined and looked at the ones burning in the over.

"You got to admit, it looks pretty cool…" Naruto muttered.

"Oh calm down! I left you a copy in your room." I smiled at him. He stared at me suspiciously and then went in his room.

"ALL OVER MY WALLS! YOU'RE A CRUEL WOMAN!" He shouted.

"Did I call you a coward?" Sasuke said and looked at me, sort of stunned.

"Yes, I believe you did." I nodded and grinned.

"Well, I take it back. I can't believe you destroyed ALL of them."

"That's it! I'm never going in that room again!" Kakashi yelled and stormed out of his room.

"Fine, then. I guess you'll have to stay in my room." I said with an innocent look.

"You planned this all along!" He yelled and kept ranting at me about his books.

MEANWHILE…

"Do you think we could roast marshmallows in here?" Naruto asked as he stared at the burning books.

"I really liked those books, you know…" Kakashi muttered.

"Aww. Poor baby." I giggled and hugged him. It was the next day and he was still whining about it. The kids and me had spent the rest of yesterday cleaning of the mess of the books. Kakashi hadn't helped because he fell into some delusional state and wouldn't shut up about his books.

"I'm seriously. They were my favourite books." He let out a sigh.

"When was the last time you read it, though…?"

"Well, er… I guess I haven't read it since the day I met you, but that doesn't matter!"

"I'm better than any porn book, Kakashi. You just admitted it, but I knew you'd be like this… So, I kept a copy for you. It's not wrecked or anything. It's the one you gave me." I reached over to the table and handed it to him. He slowly took it from me.

"This isn't a trick, is it?" He asked.

"No! I just can't stand seeing you all upset like this…" I looked away. Sure, it was fun when I did it, but now I just felt guilty.

"Oh, well… Thanks." His all went all happy.

"Anytime, but… Get this straight, I only did it because I like you."

"You only like me? Boo hoo. I feel so unloved." He said dramatically.

"Shut up and read your book." I threatened.

So, there you go… I killed them all, but the one. I honestly don't think I could have destroyed them all. They're what make Kakashi, well… Kakashi. I'm still coming up with more to this twist of mine… So, sorry much didn't happen.

And if you ever find any spelling mistakes, I'm oh so sorry. I go over the chapter over and over and do spell check, but I always seem to miss something. If you find some, I'd love if you told me. I hate spelling mistakes.

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