Plankton-Aparte

Chapter one

The Shortest rule of the Shortest Ruler

"Come on, I was just kidding. You know with the helmets and the huge monuments; wasn't that hilarious everybody? I will destroy all of you!" As Plankton was being carted away to "The Institution for the Criminally Tiny"; he couldn't help but contemplate the irony of the situation. "I was finally on top, I was the ruler of the world; well at least Bikini Bottom. For six days I was King; and then it all came crashing down. All because of that stupid sponge and that fat starfish. What else do I have to live for, now that I have finally achieved my dreams of stealing The Krabby Patty Secret Formula; and of total domination; only to fail when my total victory seemed assured?"

The way Plankton saw it, he had three options. "I could end it right here and now; but then I wouldn't keep my promise of destruction. I could escape and plan my revenge; but something will go horribly wrong and my plan will fail. I'm tired of working so hard only to see my plans fall apart in the end; suicide would definitely be easier. If I don't escape or commit suicide, I will be incarcerated forever. And that is a fate worse than death! For me the smartest mind in the ocean to sink into obscurity like that; not dead, but not really living." Plankton shuddered at the thought. Plankton tried to console himself with the memories of those six glorious days; but these golden thoughts were suddenly overshadowed by his humiliating defeat. Plankton would have plenty of time to go over his plan; and figure out where he went wrong. This was not something he was looking forward too.

With a huge sigh he lay down on the padded floor of this prison cell on wheels. Plankton thought it ironic that he was laying on something that was so comfortable; back home he never had anything comfortable to just lay on and relax. Unfortanately Plankton's deep depression was preventing him from enjoying one of life's simple yet so rewarding pleasures. "I just don't know how my life could get any worse" he said to himself.

Authors Note: The title for this fic may sound a little stupid, but I hope everyone can tell that it's a pun off of Napoleon Bonaparte.