Why are you saying goodbye?

Um… Where is EVERYONE? This is one of my most successful ones. But don't worry, Mark isn't really that injured. Maybe no one's reading, but I love the Queen of Serpents, MikaYGirl, and Freedom Skies for writing in. If you want more chapters, bug the old reviewers, not me. Writers gotta get reviews, and readers gotta read.

"Hello? If this is Teddy, I'm gonna hang up on you in Five, four, three, two, one." Pourple was getting really annoyed. And she really had to throw up. Also, she didn't want to wake Ron, even though he slept like a rock. Luckily for her, a moveable rock.

"Bo? It's me." Hermione said slowly into the phone, "Please don't hang up."

Bo. No one had called her Bo since the last time she had seen Hermione. "Hey, Mi, why would I hang up? But, if you can hold on for a second, I'm finishing up something." She slowly put down the phone and waked into the bathroom, proceeded to throw up, flushed the toilet, and picked her blue Raz'r up again. "Now tell me, what's up?"

"Did you just throw up?"

"Yeah. I ate too much at dinner with…" she stopped, knowing Hermione would kill her if she said that she was with Ron" My sodas."

Well, I was out with Draco, whose real name is Mark, by the way, and he was shot in the head. I really don't know why we are fighting, but can you please come to the hospital and see me? And can you send for your brother? He is Mark/ Draco's best friend."

"Okay. Ron, Blaise and I will be there in twenty minutes." And Pourple shut the phone so fast that so she couldn't hear her friend say "Ron?" Then she picked up the phone and hit call and 2. She heard the phone ringing and then a very eighties "Chello?"

"Razz, it's Bo. It's about Mark. Apparently he was out on a date with my best friend and he got shot. I have a feeling you and I know the culprit."

"No way. Mark wouldn't get himself mixed up in that type of thing. Would he?" Blaise sighed. "Meet ya there in twenty. I'm at a party on 99th."

"Okay. See ya then." She shut her Cosmic Blue Raz'r and turned to Ron. "Hey babe, wanna go grab some bacon?" Bacon, even the Kevin variety, always got Ron up.

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Hermione saw a very disheveled Ron in a Blue Mets hat with that awful orange that clashed with his hair and a girl with hair that looked like it was dyed but it wasn't, it was natural highlighted blonde and in a black nightgown. Behind her was a raven haired man that looked like he needed to be in the hospital, not visiting one. The first thing that came out of her mouth was, "Blaise, do you need a Band-Aid?"

A/N: Who 's hotter:

Ron

Or

Blaise

Love always bnbr