Muppet's Melodrama
It happened that one day, at Kurenai's house, Kiba and Hinata were watching reruns of Jim Henson's The Muppets for lack of anything better to do, when Hinata started becoming emotional.
"Why doesn't Kermit love Miss Piggy?" She asked, not expecting Kiba to answer, which was good, because he didn't know what to tell her. "I mean, she's a strong, attractive, young woman—so what if she doesn't have pink hair! She's still good enough! And she loves him so much!" She began to cry, making Kiba feel awkward. "Why can't he see that?!"
"Uhh… Are you…" Kiba started, but he had no idea what to say in this sort of situation (after all, he's a thirteen-year-old boy; they're not the most intuitive).
Just then, Kurenai entered the room.
"Oh gawd!" She sighed, noticing the television and Hinata in her fragile state. "Kiba, what have I told you about letting Hinata watch The Muppets?! Now she's all wound-up and she's not gonna be able to eat dinner and we'll never get her to go to bed!"
"It's just so sad!" Hinata wailed.
"I know, hun." Kurenai replied, putting her arm around Hinata's shoulder. "Why don't we go get you a popsicle?"
"Why won't Kermit love me?!" Hinata cried, as Kurenai led her into the kitchen.
"Because he's a pigheaded man who's only thinking about himself." And with that, the two ladies were gone, into the kitchen, leaving Kiba to scratch his head and wonder why girls where so high-strung.
Author's Note: My friends told me about a fan-club called "Hinata is afraid of Muppets" and that's what inspired this short. For those of you who didn't catch on, Kermit The Frog symbolizes Naruto and Miss Piggy symbolizes Hinata.