Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Author's Note: For those of you that are afraid that I was going to make Sasuke gay, no need to worry, I'm not going to do that. Like I said, he is only going to be a tad bit queer. Queer, not gay, there is a difference. Anyway on with the Story.

Fuzzy Pink Diaries

Chapter 4

-Recap-

Sasuke likes my pink hair? She squealed with joy, hopping up from her bed. She stopped, remembering the bathroom incident he wrote about. She shuddered. Nice body?

Sakura laid down on her bed. She was tired from all the excitement. Does that mean that Sasuke likes me? She hugged her pillow closer to her, smiling from ear to ear. Just when her day dreams were getting good, Inner Sure interrupted her.

You really like him don't you?

Well, yeah I guess….

Do you like him so much you'd want him to be your boyfriend?

Yeah!

Well… inner sakura cackled once again

Thought closed off from inner sakura Uh oh… what's she up too?

I've got an ingenious plan. Sakura's inner said.

What's your idea?

Maybe we can... Inner Sakura paused for dramatic effect.

Dammit! Just tell me already! Sakura screamed inside her head. My inner can be so troublesome, oh hot damn, I'm starting to sound like Shikamaru!

Fine, fine, I'll get to the point. She said, a little disappointed. She had really wanted to drag it out. Anyway, we could use that diary as blackmail to get Sasuke to be your boyfriend! Cha! She let out yet another cackle. It'll be great!

Well, that sounds a little evil… Sakura thought it over. Yeah… Let's go for it!

Cha!

Sakura climbed off her bed, and started for the door. Remembering that she needed her secret weapon, she turned and grabbed the book off her bed and headed out the door.

She walked down the hallway to Sasuke's room. The door was open, so she strolled right in. He was franticly searching his room, and his bed's comforter and sheets were on the floor. Sakura coolly leaned on the door frame, a casual, but dastardly look on her face,

"Hey Sasuke", She said, "You lookin' for something?" She calmly strode towards him. He was currently on the floor looking under the bed.

"Not now sakura!" He said, "I'm looking for something important.", walked past her to the closet.

A triumphant smirk crossed Sakura's face. "Are you looking for this, Sasuke?" He glanced at her and looked back to the closet. He did an ultra-fast double take and starred at Sakura. His eyes were huge, and he had a lint tint of pink on his face. He looked away from Sakura.

"Uh Well, I..." He stumbled over his words. He continued, never bringing up his head to look at Sakura. "Well, I um got to keep looking for what is lost, so uh... go away" He said, weakly and not in his usual cold, dull, firm voice.

"Oh c'mon Sasuke!" Sakura, lost her patience, she had expected the black mail to be a tad easier.

Sakuras thoughts on Blackmail

Sakura shows Sasuke the pink and fuzzy diary. Sasuke immediately breaks down and falls to his knees.

"Please Sakura! Don't tell a soul" He sobbed, "I'll do anything!" He bends to kiss her feet.

"Well…." Sakura drawls, She looks at her nails, "I guess I could keep it our little secret..." She smiled down at him, gesturing for him to stop kissing her toes. "On one condition though."

He looked up at her, eyes all watery. "I'll do anything Sakura! You name it!"

Sasuke finally looked up at Sakura. She had a dreamy, glazed look over her face and she hadn't blinked for a while. What is she thinking about? She just stopped talking in mid sentence! She's becoming senile! Sasuke approached Sakura. He waved his hands in front of her eyes.

"Hello? Sakura?" Her eyes finally focused on his hands and followed them. She looked dazed. What an idiot, she must have been daydreaming again!

Sakura came out of her thoughts about blackmail and continued what she was saying, and pushed sasuke's hands out of her face. He looked at her with a semi worried face, and a raised eyebrow. An expression Sakura had never seen Sasuke give her. Or anyone else for that matter. She thought.

"Anyway like I was saying, c'mon you know that this is yours!" She nearly yelled at him, waving the queer little book in his face.

"Ok, so what if it is?" He said, angrily, his voice cold enough to make snot cicles. "What are you gonna do about it?"

"Well," Sakura said, looking down at the diary in her hand and flipping through the pages," I can tell the other genin that you like the color pink..." She gave a very Uchiha smirk to Sasuke. (Oh how the tables have turned!) His face twisted with anger and he shot her a death glare. He growled and made a dive for the diary. Sakura calmly raised it, and he missed the diary, flying into the wall behind her, and books falling off of the bookshelves against the walls from the impact. He slid down the wall and fell onto the pile of books.

He moaned. Damn, too much chakra. Sakura cleared her throat and started again.

"Or I could tell Naruto just how much you like his blue eyes and how much you adore him!" She laughed hysterically; she had wanted to get that out for a while. She smirked again. "I'm sure he'd like to hear that! Do you even have any concept of how gay he'd think you are!" She nearly fell to the ground laughing. Sasuke immediately got up from the pile of books.

"NOO! Don't tell anybody what you've read in that thing!" He said, again diving towards her. She stepped to the side, and he missed her, but his hands were in front of him so when they touched the ground, he spun them, making his legs turn around to kick her in the face. She let out a quick scream, and ducked just in time. Whew, that was a close one! He nearly got me! (AN: For those of you wondering why I'm making Sasuke so weak, I'm not, he's distracted by anger and fear that Sakura will tell everyone. You know the old saying, don't fight while anger? Yeah this applies right here)

"Well, if you really don't want me too tell anybody, you have to do me a favor," She said, smiling from ear to ear, I think I have him right where I want 'em.

"Grr… What is it Sakura", He said, strained. His head hurt from smashing into the wall, where there was now a dent in the stucco.

"You have to be my boyfriend for a week!" She said, still grinning. She would have made it longer, but that would be pushing it. If I made it longer he'd probably kill me!

"What!" He said, his jaw slid open, his eyes wide with shock. He cringed. "Boyfriend?"

Man, it's too bad; some girl more appealing didn't find it... His thoughts went to Ino and Temari. He shook his thoughts away. And looked at Sakura

Sakura nodded her head. "And it has to be known, it won't be the same if nobody knows!" She winked at him. He pointed at her, mouth open as if he was going to speak, but nothing came out. His mouth just flapped. Sakura raised an eyebrow at him, put all her weight on one leg, and put her hand on her hip.

"Well, what do you say?" She said, expectantly.

"Uh, well, I," Sasuke suddenly acquired an inner Sasuke.

What are you crazy? Don't say yes! Having a girlfriend will make you unavailable and that means your going to lose a lot of fan girls! His inner screamed inside his head.

Well, if I don't, I'll still be ruined, but with more people, because the guys will think I'm gay cause I like pink!

Oh yeah... That's right. Um well, I guess you should say yes...

"Well?" Sakura was taping her foot impatiently. His reputation is at stake! It shouldn't take him this long to think about it!

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched crazily. "... Yes." A cold feeling filled the pit of his stomach. He suddenly knew he had made a big mistake. He felt like he was going to heave.

Sakura stood there staring at him, her green eyes wide. He said yes! I can't believe he actually said yes! She couldn't believe it. This has to be a dream! It finally clicked in her mind that it wasn't, and she ran to Sasuke and grabbed him around the shoulders, squeezing him like a teddy bear. His cheek was smashed against hers. No matter how hard he tried he couldn't get away. I should have been more prepared for this!

"Sak-!" Sasuke gasped for air. "Let….go … of…..me…..can't breathe…." He managed to say.

Still in Sakura's "loving" vice grip, only one thought came to his mind.

Once again, I'm screwed.